On Xiao San's Personality Signature

1. Once you were my mistress of heaven and earth, now you are replaced by all directions.

I didn't say you are shameless. I mean, shameless people are just like you.

Seeing your expression, I feel that your parents were not serious when they made you.

4. Fake is fake. San Xiao is a bitch, too.

5. Junior three mentally retarded people are willful to others.

6. Xiao San, you are undoubtedly digging your own grave when you play ambiguous.

Shakespeare said not to test my mother, because she can't stand the test.

8. Any sadness that can be said is a blasphemy against sadness.

9. It suddenly dawned on me that it is unreasonable to complain that a person doesn't love you enough.

10, I can't find it anywhere. I'm still lamenting that I used to hate a small waistline.

1 1, what time is it? Xiaosan has no sense of hooliganism at all.

12, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

13, there is an animal that looks like a man.

14, I never take a photo with my boyfriend, in case I turn my back on anyone anytime, anywhere.

15, you must learn bird language until you become a bird person.

16. When I love you, you are what you say, and when I don't love you, you are what you say.

17, either love me or leave me alone.

18, every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel guilty. I always wonder how I can have anything to do with him.

19, damn education, why are you so tired?

20, Xiao San, don't think you are a King Kong gourd doll.

2 1, the real dinosaur will glow when the lights are turned off.

22. You can't catch the tail of youth, you can only smell the P of youth.

23. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

Missing usually has only one direction, because the person you miss may not miss you.

26. If you can put everything down with her, you are a free person in the world.

27. Defaming others is like a bloody person polluting his mouth first.

Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is one side.

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We are younger and more beautiful than our first wife.

We have temperament, quality and culture.

We do this for true love, not for money.

We just met the right person at the wrong time.

He loves me and has no feelings for his wife.

His wife is old, ugly and tasteless.

He has reason not to divorce and marry me.

I am willing to be a woman behind the scenes all my life.

We have morality, but when love comes, no one can stop it.

You married people are afraid of men looking for mistresses.

Marriage without love is immoral.

Those who scold mistress are all abandoned wives and dumped.

If we do three things, we will not destroy other people's families.

We never want to be regular customers, it is enough for two people to fall in love.

We can do three things, because we are better than the average woman.

The unloved person is a third party, so I am not a third party!

I am the one who is most hurt by extramarital affairs, because my efforts are the most selfless and unrequited! !

Once the love between men and women comes, people can't control it!

We are the most pitiful. We sincerely give our feelings and bodies and willingly consume our precious youth for a man who won't belong to us.

I don't want to hurt the man I love, so I don't want to destroy your family. I just want to be with him and love him. I don't want anything!

I am the one who pays the most, suffers the most, is the most pitiful and loves the most.

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Nobody gave me a warm hug, so I hugged myself.

My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but heart.

In this world, only liars are true.

While my friends are on guard against Xiaosan, Xiaosi is also busy there.

Happiness is like a cat chasing mice. One wants to chase, the other wants to escape.

How many emotional debts can I bear on my two-inch shoulders?

Although ugly, I want to be beautiful!

Lose what fat? Ugliness has nothing to do with being fat.

Looking up at the sky, I smile and open my hands to face the future.

I want to say that I'm just a child, but reality doesn't allow it.

Seeing me makes you unhappy, but I like it.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

You are sweating like a pig today because you missed a muscle when you chose your major.

Give yourself a smile every day, because a smile will drive away sadness.

Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.

You know, not every sentence of sorry can get a sentence of indifference.

Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby!

In fact, every day can be a new beginning, and every day can be different.

When girls say that boys like to be clean, they actually mean handsome.

Do you know why beautiful women have been so unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

99% of things in this world can be solved with money.

Bill Gates dropped out of school to start a business and became a world rich man, but dropped out of Harvard University!

As long as I persist, any difficulty can overcome me.

Some roads are far away, and walking on them may be very tiring. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.

When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, that's a man's performance.

Life is to learn to be strong while being injured.

I hate the word "hehe" when chatting.

You don't have to look at me, because you are not in my eyes at all.

Maybe it's not that I haven't been touched, it's not impossible, it's just that there is no fate.

What age? I have no sense of hooliganism.

A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile.

The easier it is to get, the less rare it is.

Xiaoxiao deleted all your contact information, and nothing happened from then on.

I hate being put in a dispensable position after giving my heart and soul.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

I used my youth to stage one joke after another.

Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

Because you are sorry, I decided that it has nothing to do with you!

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Tears fall is a full stop, and the words in my ear are still spinning.

A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

I never thought life would be so sad without you.

Worry is a spirit that you create and enjoy yourself.

Don't turn over a page, dust will confuse your eyes.

Miss you, miss everything about you, like you, love you, love everything about you.

It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

Be strong in times of pain, only for those who expect it.

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When I meet you, I will become a rabbit that smiles sweetly and eats carrots?

There are two things to do today: breathe and miss you.

Make slag according to your ability.

Come on, have a love affair with me.

I like you so much that I want to hang on you all the time, rub your hair, hold your hand, kiss your mouth and occasionally blow your head off.

Don't meaningfully comment that this is you under the self-portrait carefully taken by girls? Not at all, okay? Remember, I am your father, and I have changed seventy-two.

Love depends on looks, routines, burning money, and I rely on blind date.

Please always be my pig, and then we will have a baby pig. The father of three children is the ugliest

Put a candy under the pillow and have a dream every day.

Fortunately, I can still miss you. What else can I do to fight against the triviality and boredom of life?

I didn't know it was so simple to give up a person I like until I saw your ID photo.

Always say that I have a hard mouth. I don't know if it's soft until I taste it.

The ghost who cultivates desire will spend the rest of his life after me.

Hey, love letter for you.

What's your husband's dialect? We call it Tian Lei here.

Because you are cuter than me, I want to sell you for candy.

I'm not simply jealous, but cute jealousy tied with ten tons of explosives.

If red wine is red and green, then it is wrong not to love Yulong.

I hope all the boys can put their hands into the bra of their beloved girl this winter.

Don't look too good, it will be more lovely in the future.

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

If you don't want to know you, don't ask me.

When you see this news, I hope I have started to get lucky.

We are too young to ruin our marriage.

What's the point of loving someone? China! I love you!

I'll show you the second sleep: good night.

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

Mirror mirror tell me who is the cutest baby in the world.

When we are together, you are responsible for pampering me and I am responsible for being cute.

Many people eat by their faces. I don't know. I depend on my mouth.

I often struggle between staying up late to copy my homework and going to bed early. Later, I chose to stay up late to play computer games.

I would like to make a stone bridge just to have a look at your underwear.

People like me who reply every second will annoy you if you don't reply to your message.

The person you like is always the one with wisdom.

The most beautiful thing in the magic mirror is not Snow White, but you.

You'd better leave, or you'll always worry about staying for dinner.

Traveling is going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

Brother Xian, walk slowly. You might as well accept me first, so as not to make me a disaster again.

I don't know what to say. Anyway, I love you.

May you be more afraid of loneliness than others, and may you be moved by yourself when you talk about it in the future. Meow?

I haven't seen you all day, Sanqiu. You said you would marry me when I was an adult. So, it's been so many days. It's time for me to be an adult.

Just be reasonable, never, never show your heart.

If you are in love, you have to find an ordinary girl, who is slightly fat, loves to laugh, easy to satisfy and very comfortable. She occasionally swears, is gentle and blushes.

It's no use worshipping God. I want to worship the god of gamblers.

The regret of life is that you can't kiss your face.

I have always admired my deskmate because she has a deskmate in the world.

Remember to bring money when I wait for you in the restaurant.

We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

I'm tired of making movies. Being an ex is not good. It's okay now. A dozen of my exes are looking for me to get back together. Hiding outside, afraid to go home

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It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

I can give you a hug at 30℃ in one day.

Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

It's cold, with a daughter-in-law holding her daughter-in-law and a husband holding her husband. If you don't have a partner, put on more clothes.

It's always raining these days, and the weather is getting colder and colder.

Don't freeze yourself when it is cold. Those who cannot warm you can warm your heart.

How much courage does it take for a person to walk a long way without street lights and cold darkness?

The warmth on the bed is more real than any warmth.

I got a disease recently. Although I'm not hungry, I can't help eating.

I have to fight with the bed every day, but in the end I lost.

It was cold, so he went to hug someone else.

It's cold, only my mother reminds me to wear long pants.

I laugh every day. Do you think I have a good time?

When it is cold, you must put on more clothes. Nobody cares whether you are cold or not.

Meet a funny person, meet a taciturn person and be a kind person.

I don't like things that are easy to get. Too easy to get often does not know how to cherish.

There is a word, and that is the whole world-EXO.

We don't talk about grades during the Chinese New Year, but we are still friends.

Sleep in class, have sex after class, and have tea in the old office after school!

The so-called missing is just wishful thinking.

The principals almost got it. Don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.

I like school, but I don't like classes.

I did badly in the exam. Why? The picture on the paper is too beautiful for me to write. ...

If eating is the achievement of this world, then my future is limitless.

If you like me, kiss me quickly.

There is a kind of stubbornness, that is, there is another place with acne.

Have we met? You look like my pig.

I learned the routine, but I really want to seduce you.

You really play this word silly to the extreme.

With my face value as a guarantee, I will never stay up late again.

I am not single dog, I am a lonely wolf in the wilderness.

Jealousy is such a shameless thing, how to say it better?

We met the best people in the best years, and it was just a boom after all.

The person you like is finally blind.

Every morning, the rope that binds the hair has to be wound several times. Two turns are too loose and three turns are too tight.

Your face is slightly red, like a pig's head in the wind

I lost my temper. I was afraid someone would hit me.

I'm afraid you'll come to me when my cell phone is dead, but you never come to me when you have electricity.

I really want to be a cat in summer and sleep lazily and nobly.

You and your female ticket are so sweet. When you go to the street, you always hold hands. Oh, as soon as you let go, she bought it at buy buy.

How do you feel handsome after taking a shower? That's because you're crazy.

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1. Who is the incarnation of Meng? It's not you anyway. You cleverly avoided the correct answer.

How I wish you would call me when you are drunk, so that I can listen to your heart.

I am not a genius, because I have never worn Finch's diaper.

4. Sometimes I care too much, but I can't let things go.

5, commitment is sometimes beautiful, the speaker has no intention of the listener to carve it into a wound.

6. Dark blue is not the sky, ocean or oxygen. I quibbled and didn't want to give up your decision.

7. It is not easy to be passionate about one thing all your life. Maybe my heart is full of people with umbrellas.

8. The old self is submerged in time, and the new self is submerged in the future.

9. Didn't we agree to be each other's angels? I will be a god.

10, it's not mine. I don't want it. It's mine that others will never touch.

1 1. The moment I bow to you, you must kneel to me!

12, people eat pomegranate one by one, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!

13, mosquito, when will it evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

14. The last thing I need is warm hospitality after indifference.

15, the way you ignore me is so fucking handsome. I hope you are cool from beginning to end. Don't give me any confidence that I will be loved.

16. If I remember you in my next life, I must have died incompletely.

17, Fat, why are you always so attached to me!

18, fell ill several times, and finally lived to be invulnerable.

19, my god, what made you grow into this face that makes people angry and vomit?

20. Don't call my eyes bad, and don't call him ugly. I don't like him because of his appearance.

2 1. In today's society, there are no brothers like Chen Haonan and Pheasant in the movie. They are fugitives on earth, so it is better to go home early.

22, talk big, in fact, I am the one who is waiting for you quietly.

23. The moment I bow to you, the day you kneel to me.

I hope time won't take you away, so I can complain to you every time I think of it.

25. You used to love Mei Niang, but now you can't afford Wu Zetian.

26. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You can't help me if I'm not good, and it's not your credit.

27, Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves. Be yourself!

28. Those who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

29. You only need to understand the sadness and loneliness on your back.

You should be cared for, cherished, seriously loved and held in the palm of your hand.

3 1, I still can't forget you after breaking up for so long!

32. Missing is only a ritual, and real memories are born.

33. Many people have lost their temperament, so the backstage should regain its footing.

34. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

35. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

36. I want to kill you when I suddenly ignore you while chatting with you.

37. I am not a strong person, but I know that I should be strong when I should be strong.

38. I worked so hard and stood in the most dazzling place because I was afraid that you wouldn't find me.

I want to be your heart in my next life. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

40. Slippers worn for a month should be changed into canvas shoes, and pajamas worn for a month should be changed into school uniforms.

4 1, the east wind blows the drums to beat who Longge is afraid of!

42. Don't blame me for stabbing you to death after you cut my heart.

Yesterday's sun will not dry today's clothes.

44. It is better to be arrogant and lonely than humble love.

45. I love to laugh, but that's my strong disguise.

46. Being a superhero doesn't have to be stunted. In fact, you just need to be brave.

47. Don't give up your lover because of a passing bitch.

48. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.

49. There are too many words to describe, too many people are hard to give up, but don't cry after twelve o'clock.

50. The most awesome skill from childhood to adulthood is that you can tell whether it is your father or mother by listening to footsteps.

5 1, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

52. The original playboy ended up being the most infatuated, and the original single-minded person ended up being the most unrequited.

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

54. Who hasn't been forced by reality to change from a kind-hearted child to a scheming madman?

55, our love, hard-won, cherish each other.

You have been kicked out of my sight since we broke up.

57. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

58. I broke my heart when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?

59. Don't be blinded by nervousness, greet everyone with a smile.

60. I especially hate people who ask me who I am when they clearly add me. .

6 1, those beautiful memories, happy moments, can never go back.

62. Treat me like a cow and shine in the eyes of a blind dog.

63. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.

64. I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

65. I am indifferent because all emotions will not repeat the same mistakes.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love a few.

67. Forgive my casual words and deeds for annoying you instantly.

68, fart to take off pants, walk a few steps, don't fall in love and be jealous. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

69. Friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart!

70. I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

7 1, if you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised! I didn't write this page, and I didn't write that page.

Even if he is so bad, he will not fail. After all, he is the person I loved.

73. Like the life you live and live the life you like.

74. My lover can make my eyes shine.

75. A brother is affectionate and thin, and brotherhood will never change.

76.what do you like about me? Can't I change it?

If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.

78. I love you, but it was only once.

79, beauty is just a metaphor, handsome guy is just a hollow reputation.

80, as long as the weight does not exceed 100, I am willing to be flat-chested and short.

8 1, not afraid of ten thousand enemies, but afraid that you will be among them and ignore me.

82. Cowardice will only bring humble sympathy to others.

83. I curse you for buying condoms with holes.

You will see my scars, and you will know that I have been injured and healed.

85. When you left me, you were even more handsome than when you said you loved me.

86. Grandpa Mao is most valuable when he blushes.

87. A vow of eternal love is a heavyweight commitment that embarrasses mountains and seas.

If you are still a man, don't let your woman cry for you.

89. If you don't work hard, how can you be worthy of yourself?

90. Human instinct is meaningless yearning for light, just like a moth to a fire.

9 1, why do you drink so much water? I just ate an apple, but what does this have to do with drinking water? I forgot to wash the apples.

92. With your eyes closed, tears will still wet your hair.

93, how many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.

94. I spent a romantic summer vacation. The homework is done slowly, and everything else is rough.

95, the difference between brothers and girlfriends, something happened, brotherhood said, not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

96. I missed the beauty of the whole world and couldn't find another you.

97. People who love to laugh, once they cry, are more heartbroken than anyone else; Not because I'm sad, but because I've been pretending for too long.

98. The original is not as fresh as San Xiao, and San Xiao is not as deep as the original.

99. Now he has found another lover and left me. Those dreams are all paradise.

100, a good friend is a lifetime. I believe we will always get together like today.

10 1, you are cheap, promising and coquettish.

102, why take a bath with cold water in winter? There are still two cold medicines in the drawer, which are about to expire and can't be wasted.

103, never romantic, but also in front of you, the person who knows me best is the warmest partner.

104, time will precipitate the truest feelings. Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.

105, the biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back in the hot sun that day.

106. When I was a child, my friends treated me as a toy.

107, no encounter itself is so strong that we are not afraid of parting.

108, I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

109, don't be afraid of pain if you have a dream, and don't shout for pain if you want to win.

1 10, seven points of the world, three points of the world, deep brotherhood.

1 1 1. What should I do if I pretend to be cold and want to be cute? How interesting

1 12, I am most worried that my future daughter will inherit my teasing temperament!

1 13, never quarrel with a fool, or others won't know who the real fool is!

1 14, I admire those people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't talk to me.

1 15, I carry everything by myself, so what's wrong with being a little bitter and tired?

1 16, come out to mix, admit your mistake, and stand at attention when you are beaten.

1 17, sometimes you start to dislike yourself when you look at others who are always so beautiful.