Humorous sentences that refuse to borrow money

The humor of refusing to borrow money is as follows:

1, brother, money is not a problem, but I have no money.

It's not that I don't borrow it. It's that all my money is with my father, my mother, my grandparents, my grandparents and my partner, but it's not here and it's not my responsibility.

Don't ask me for money. We are both of the same age. You have no money and I have no money.

If you like me, you can borrow money from me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

5. borrow money. That's easy to say. I have money now, but it's not enough. You lend me money first, and then I'll lend it to you. You're welcome. Then pay me back.

6. See how much you want to borrow. You can borrow as much as you want. If there are any, just say I don't have that many here. I'm really sorry for spending too much money recently.

7. I miss when I was a child, I could make a lot of money as long as I reached out. Only now. Now you have to kneel on the road and ask for money.

8. There are only two reasons for borrowing money. The first one is sick. It is better to borrow less than not to borrow. You can send it in a red envelope, and you don't need to collect debts. People should thank you.

9. I'm cleaner than my face, and you borrow money from me.

10, I'm not afraid of you borrowing money or applying for a job. I'm afraid you will find my inscription, because I have five commandments, and one of them is also.