In order to go fishing at work, what "crazy" coquettish operations do netizens have?

During work, in order to play mobile phone lazily, I changed my seat to Comrade Xiao Li sitting by the wall.

There are red desks and chairs in the office, so I want to know. I always paint my stool and rub it on my pants. I was depressed for more than two years, until one day, I saw a lesbian in a hurry to exchange my stool, and then ran to the toilet while clutching her stomach.