Ancient climbing mountains and telling jokes

1 My daughter is almost three years old and always clamors for me to tell stories before going to bed at night. I told her the story of Joy and Big Big Wolf, because I have seen this animation. So my daughter said to me, "Dad, you are the wolf and I am Kotaro, okay?" I said, "Good!" As soon as the words stopped, my daughter gave me a big slap in the face! My daughter yelled at me, "Don't catch sheep for me!"

When I was in college, the toilet was an old-fashioned pit row with no doors. One night, the toilet light was broken and I found a pit. When I squatted down, one hand held * * hard, and a deep voice sounded: Someone!

When I was in the first grade of primary school, once in a quiet class, I saw the classmate sitting in front of me quietly put his hand in his ass, then quietly held his tight hand out of the window and quietly opened it in the wind ... More than ten years have passed, and I have never seen such a person with public morality.

It was raining cats and dogs, so I hurried back to the hotel by taxi. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I ran after the taxi regardless of the heavy rain, shouting: Master, stop the car ... and ran more than 0/00 meters/kloc-,and found the mobile phone in my left hand. The driver master also stopped to ask me what was wrong ... I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master: It's raining heavily, please drive slowly ... Then I turned around and ran ...

Go to McDonald's with your best friend. Shouldn't the clerk at McDonald's wait for dinner on the right after receiving the money? Why did he say you can really eat? Can you complain to him?

6 Every industry has its own granddaddy: carpenter Bailuban; Tofu shop worships Liu An; The silk industry worships Lei Zu. Who is the grandfather of the courier company? Last Christmas, I finally found the answer: the owner of Xiangkou Express Company led all the salesmen to worship the grandfather Santa Claus under the Christmas tree, in memory of the legendary figure in the express delivery industry who delivered hundreds of millions of pieces overnight and never allowed customers to open the box for inspection before signing.

When I was single, I always forced myself to wash clothes. In order to get rid of this hard life, I decisively found a girlfriend. Yes, you guessed right. Now I also wash clothes for my girlfriend. Stop it. It's all tears. I have to hang up my clothes.

I asked to go out to play in the summer vacation, but my father refused. He said: after marriage, I am not responsible for anything that happens. I ... I ... I won't say anything.

Dad drank too much and asked me, "Yuyu, is anyone chasing you?" I said, "Yes, there are too many people chasing me. I am choosing! " "Dad suddenly smiled and said," Dad just likes our jade character. No one can chase, but he can still play! " "