Jokes of ordinary girls

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

2. Taking grading as the purpose, cheating as the means and cheat sheets as the auxiliary.

3. If you catch up with the thief, you can get the loss back; Catch up with your girlfriend, and your loss has just begun.

4. When I love you, you are beautiful; When I hate you, you are a zombie!

The little mouse told his mother that he was ill. So, mother mouse said, "well, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later."

6. Break up with someone who is hostile to you. Only when people break friends can they have the best friends.

7. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

8. China people have two characteristics: they don't like telling the truth and they don't like listening to it.

9. Mother-in-law's result: Men are feminine and women are menstruation.

10. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day, and I am still young and beautiful.

1 1. Men treat life as a play, so they are calm, while women treat life as a trick, so they cry at the theatre.

12. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

13. Weigh. I am very unhappy. I want to eat when I am unhappy.

14. In middle school, there were thieves but no guts. In college, thieves have no guts. There are thieves now, but there are no thieves.

15. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

16. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

17. If the direction is wrong, stopping means moving forward.

18. It's nothing to miss someone when you are lonely. But if you miss it when you are busy, it will be different.

19. Reading thousands of books, it is better to take Wan Li Road; It is better to read countless people on Wan Li Road; There are countless readers, so it is better to be a master to guide the way.

Just as every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, so can I bring back my youth.