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Classic Quotations: When things are worth something, the mind is always satisfied, and when people are worthless, they are also self-satisfied.
2. There is no feeling of hitting it off in this world. Behind the hit it off is a person who has been working hard to be seen and liked by you.
If a person affects your mood, your focus should be on controlling your mood, not the person who affects your mood. Only in this way can we be truly confident.
A man doesn't know which woman loves you the most until he is poor once. Only when a woman is ugly once will she know which man won't leave you. Only when you have been down and out once will you know who is the truest and who cares about you the most. Accompany me, unless you have money, I won't follow. Cherish, I only care whether you are beautiful or not. Time leaves behind not wealth, not beauty, but sincerity.
5. Standing on the other side of time, looking back at the time on this shore, it is a vast sea of people, and every encounter is a kind of beauty; Every separation is an exile.
6. The most terrible thing about distance is that you are not sure whether the other person will miss you or forget you.
7. None of the world's elites was the top class of that year, and their class ranking ranged from 7th to 17. The reason is that these children have good interpersonal relationships and can be friends with the first or last one. In addition to learning, children should master five abilities: the ability to face setbacks, the ability to love, the ability to understand the multiple values of life, the ability to expand their horizons, and the ability to express their feelings and thoughts.
8. A gardener told me that not all flowers are suitable for fertile soil, and the desert is a paradise for cactus. A lot of success or failure in life lies not in the quality of the environment, but in whether you choose your own position; A mountaineer told me that gorgeous mushrooms are often poisonous, and bitter wild vegetables often fail. Much wisdom in life lies not in observation, but in discrimination.
9. The deepest loneliness is that you play dumb when you know your desires.
10, youth is doomed to be bumpy, tears and sweat, grievances, unwillingness and failure.
1 1, light wealth is enough to gather people, self-discipline is enough to convince people, tolerance is enough to treat people, and faith is enough to be a man. Open-minded to tolerate people, sophisticated to know people, vulgar to repair people, simple to respect people, responsible to employ people. Take modesty as the foundation, softness as the water, thickness as the wall, honesty as the pillar, reality as the foundation, faith as the beam, harmony as the door, quietness as the window, generosity as the residence and honesty as the behavior. Things can be satisfied, and people can enjoy themselves!
12, a very real girl is better than a group of fake women full of calculations.
13, a lie doesn't hurt, what hurts is knowing that the other person is lying.
14, you may not laugh at the same joke over and over again, but you may cry at the same thing over and over again.
15, is there anyone like me who always thinks of some people and things every night and then tears involuntarily? During the day, I continued to be that laughing child, but I laughed a little lonely. I'm too tired recently. Who can lend me a shoulder to lean on, make a scene and cry?
16, the most painful thing is not parting, but memories after parting.
17, maybe this is the feeling of adults, put it on the balance and measure it carefully. You give me some points and I'll pay you back. What we can give is so limited that we can no longer afford to splurge and splurge. And where did our love at all costs go when we were young?
18, the essence of lottery is to fabricate a person who gets something for nothing, fool a group of people who want to get something for nothing, and finally support a group of people who really get something for nothing.
19, in fact, we have been looking for it for so long and tasted the ups and downs of every love, and the last lover we chose was just the person we passed by when we were in love. What childhood friends, what love, what love at first sight are just excuses for icing on the cake, and time is the master of everything.
20, the years are quiet, I really want to grow old with you. Take your time.
Classic quotations from the movie "Tai Yong"
1, take a note, my number is not easy to remember, so turn three to nine to six.
2. The crudest thing in the world is that when taking pictures, it is better than scissorhands.
3. Cut it out of the magazine! No ... this is a newspaper.
You were sent by Guanyin to torture me.
5. Gao Bo: The most fucked-up thing is the money you paid for playing shemale with the hotel. I paid for it all!
6. Should I take medicine? Hey, how do you know?
7. It is more difficult for me to get the power of attorney than to learn from the West.
8. Did you see that man? Wherever I go, he follows me. Do you know why? -Why? Because I cuckolded him.
9. People should help each other on the trip!
10, where is this? -Thailand
1 1, you are two to infinity!
12, you are Hong Haier, I am Tang Priest, are you a shemale? Is it life? .
13, pure natural jinx.
14 You are a wonderful flower.
15, Zaler Xu asked: Wang Bao, are you crazy? Wang Bao answered: I'm out of my mind. I went out in the morning without my wallet.
16. All the beautiful women you met in Thailand are shemale.
17, so you know kung fu, that's all. Use the trick quickly, it's not high enough to reach.
18, the last time you knelt down to me was when you proposed.
19, Thai taxi driver: China people are most worried. Zaler Xu: Thais are the most inky.
20. Where did you find this beautiful flower?
2 1. What constellation are you? Personality is too split!
22. "Does your tooth still hurt?" "You only hurt!"
23. Zaler Xu: Do you still know kung fu? Wang Bao: I told you, I'm here to play Muay Thai! Zaler Xu: Then go and fight! Wang Bao: That's all I know.
24. Say I can, not my mother.
Zaler Xu: I have known you for less than 24 hours, let alone as a friend. I came to Thailand for hundreds of millions of contracts, you know? Don't say a word to me from now on, okay? (To Wang Bao) Did your mother fan you to the ground when you were born?
26. Are you crazy? How did you know? You should take your medicine. How did you know?
27. Wang Bao: You can scold me, but don't scold my mother.
28. My mother likes Fan Bingbing, and my mother is a popsicle.
29. In the elevator, there are two 2B in the elevator.
30. I just found a spy in the toilet!
3 1, finally there is no flash bomb from Uncle Shen.
32. Grenade Get ready!
33. So you know Kung Fu, that's all. Use the trick quickly, it's not high enough to reach.
34. This Lao Zhou is not the Lao Zhou I'm fucking looking for! How the fuck do I know which Lao Zhou to look for?
Classic quotations of seeking magic
1. It doesn't matter whether you know it or not. The important thing is that the road is under your feet. Keep going until you understand it, step by step in this process, and when you look back one day, you will see a beauty of seeking truth.
In the world of mortals, people will remember each other, remember each other, know each other but never meet each other. After going out, we don't remember each other, miss each other, miss each other, know each other, only forget each other, only meet after strangers. In this case, simply ignore the joys and sorrows, face the silent ending with a smile, wake up with a smile, be less persistent and be more free and easy.
3. Who is crying in the wind in the yellow sand? It turned out to be just yellow sand rolled up by the wind and scattered in the sky. Who sighs in the rain of the Imperial Capital? Looking back, it was raining, hazy and silent. It doesn't matter whether you are dead or alive, so it doesn't matter whether you are true or not. Sitting alone in an empty city enjoying singing and dancing, I hope my old friend will come back.
4. Time flies through my fingers, my memory rises and falls in the process of transformation, my heart escapes in reality, and my dream is sad in the dark night.
5. Fate is so confusing, such a reversal makes people unconsciously change their position, so it will make people persistent and persistent, and some people will struggle, resist and try to get rid of the trick of fate. But this kind of struggle and resistance is like a moth to a fire, and it must not be a moth that can be reborn in the fire, but a phoenix that is willing to fall in the fire and not die.
6. After three thousand years before the magic, don't be a fairy! It's just that for her, the palm edge is life and death.
7. Even if it's a moth! But outsiders don't know the cause and effect and story of moths fighting the fire. That is persistence. This is a struggle of life. Either the fire goes out, or a moth goes to the fire!
8. Those acquaintances are still vaguely there, but in the changing Millennium, such as dust falling into the river, without a trace. Rain and rain sleeves dance outside the window, and the moonlight can't bear to come gently. The years are sighing, and leaving is even more worrying.
9. Do you think that if we continue to walk in the snow like this, will we reach Su Ming (the promise of this life, the white head will live up to it)?
10. If we haven't met before, maybe we don't owe each other. We can be like a valley, watching for eternal life, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the clouds are light and the wind is light. Accompanied by guzheng, we sat on the moon at night, laughing, and our eyes were dim after a nap, deceiving our dreams at noon and our feelings.
1 1. Such a fleeting romantic life can't take away the company of this life except waking up from a dream.
12. If you don't remember, you will never hear the sigh of those years.
13. The so-called fairness is only the pity of the strong for the weak and the pity for the weak.
14. I don't like light, just like I can't see the white of the sky, and I can't see the black at night, just like the sky has put down its curtains in front of my eyes. I don't want to live in the sun, but I want to be a dark source in this sky on that dark night.
15. I was born in fashion, but I have been declining since I was born. Heaven is unkind to chaos, and earth is unkind to ruin my Wushan Mountain. There is no way to be sad at Nanxi's home. If the sky has eyes, why not let me sink forever! If God is spiritual, why should I be separated from the world? I live up to the sky, so I can't see the darkness of night! If God has a spirit, why should God care about my flesh and blood? I miss my hometown day and night, and it's a long way to go, and it's hard to see the hardships of heaven. I miss my family, I miss my soul, and my heart is broken. It's hard to say whether it's true or not. Wushan is in the wild, life and death are in me. Tears of blood look up, he Xi life vicissitudes!
16. I can kill countless people, I can destroy the whole life, I can turn the day into night, and let the darkness fall on the earth, but in my heart, there is always a light for my relatives, my friends and my partners.
17. I forgot the vicissitudes of life, the people and myself, but I still can't forget you.
18. I am in the dark. Looking at the light, I don't long for the light to come, I just want to be the endless darkness of the night!
19. In a person's life, who comes into your life is decided by fate, but who can stay in your life is decided by you. Some people are destined to be lifelong companions; Some people are destined to be traces, which are also divided into shades. Deep life will not be forgotten, and shallow ones are just passers-by.
20. A wind and dust, a change in annual rings, no regrets. For thousands of years, water has fallen into water without a trace, and cedar is similar year after year. I don't know whether beauty has faded or whether still water can be traced.
2 1. There are two hands. The palm of your hand represents the past and the back of your hand represents the future. If he doesn't want to, the memory in his palm will always be protected. If he doesn't want to, you can't see his palm prints, you can't see his past, all you can see is the back of the hand, forever and ever.
I can't complain about my feelings any more. When I look back, I seem to have left a lonely person. I can't see the color of dusk, only the inner whisper, lamenting the clear autumn of life.
23. All the creatures on the earth, who can see the end? The word "world" is universal. What's going on in the world, under the sky! If there is a spirit that day, then pretend to be forced! Forcing me to be tough, trying to make tough feel ashamed, invisible, holding down, enduring, integrating into Lele, unhappy only going against the sky?
24. After this journey, if you crush the dead wood of the years and add the clear water of time, it will become clear paper. No matter what color it is, once you splash ink, you can present a color that is far away from the world, but you can never go back to the original.
Chang Shuxin's classic quotations
1. I thought it was over, but it ended here. I feel that I have buried a big pit for myself.
Don't copy in such a hurry. When someone asks, just say that you are still reviewing deeply, ready to deepen your understanding and analyze deeply, so you won't miss it tomorrow, right?
3. Where wealth accumulates, it can only give ordinary people a sense of oppression. No matter what you do, you have a deep sense of powerlessness.
4. Wrong, if others see an opportunity, it is not an opportunity. Opportunities that others can't see are called opportunities.
God is fair. He will bring you as much unhappiness as he enjoys now.
6. no way. If people live to the point where they don't even care about themselves, others have to care.
7. Don't believe in the glamorous appearance, but the heart is not rotten.
8. Where people gather, there is always a herd mentality. Sometimes a retreat can drive away a deserter, and sometimes a sacrifice can also drive away a jump pit.
9. If I am poor enough to have only one advantage left, I can't bear to sell it cheaply.
10. There's really nothing to boast about. Praising a child for being handsome is simply swearing.
1 1. Most of the misfortunes of all marriages are due to ignoring each other for too long, so long that they have forgotten their happiness.
12. Why didn't the child cry when he fell in the amusement park? Because they have no time to cry, they will get up and continue to play. If you think of life as an amusement park, you won't cry if you fall down in the future.
13. Even if I have nothing, I don't lack the courage to start all over again.
14. Just send things in the future, and forget people. I see things more kindly than you.
15. Sometimes, the most convincing thing is the fact. The most incredible thing is the fact.
16. In the dark, most people don't drown, but look up at the starry sky overhead.
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