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Don’t talk about what you are doing in your opening remarks when chatting with girls.

Don’t start by saying “What are you doing” when chatting with girls

Error cases

I like you, please be my girlfriend

Correct Demonstration

1. I’m not very good at talking, and I’m not very good at dating. But after I met you, I realized that it’s not that I don’t know how to do it. It’s because I’ve never met anyone like you before. Right person.

2. I really want to be with you. I don’t need much. All I need is that I can be by your side when you need me!

3. I like you, not because you are beautiful, but because you can give me a special feeling that others cannot.

4. If you agree to be with me, I will not bind you in the name of love. You can do whatever you want. I just hope that you can think of me before you do anything. Because I get to do some people and things.

Funny type

1. Very good, it is this time again, the funny me appears again

2. Who is it? Is knocking on my chat window

3. You haven’t paid attention to me for a long time. Please put aside what you are doing and try to deal with me.

4. Let’s go through the motions or just be together

5. Let me think about how I want to make my debut today

6. Congratulations on winning the prize. Please reply: You are too handsome

7. Shocked, a certain man sent you a message as soon as the sun rose and the alarm went off!

8. Wait for a kind person to say good morning to me and start this beautiful day

Universal type

1. You have changed a lot from before

2. Have you seen the new XX movie?

3. What is your zodiac sign?

4. Do you like your current job?

5. Your avatar is pretty good

6. Come out quickly, don’t hide, I know you are here

7. Do you have any good dramas to recommend?

8. I discovered your secret

9. Guess why I like to chat with you

10. I just did something very embarrassing

Flirting

1. My phone suddenly broke today and I stopped listening to my orders. Come on, I have to say hello to you

2. Are you cheating on the exam? Otherwise, why do you always get perfect marks in my heart?

3. I miss you actively, but you just Can't you take the initiative to send me a message?

4. Alas! What model of mobile phone do I need to change to receive your message?

5. Is it convenient to send a location? Let Let me see where my heart has gone?

6. Children, are there any activities planned for today? If so, I will accompany you, if not, you will accompany me~