260 jokes that can't speak Mandarin.

There is a migrant worker who speaks very nonstandard Mandarin.

One afternoon, his stomach growled with hunger. In order to solve the hunger, he approached a jiaozi store. He asked in very nonstandard Mandarin: How much is a bowl of jiaozi (how much is it to sleep for one night)? Hearing this, the waiter gave him a disdainful look and said, "Don't you have eyes? This is a dumpling shop, not a hotel! Go to the hotel to sleep. Mental derangement! "

On another occasion, he went out to eat with his friends. Everyone just got paid and was very happy, so they drank. Sitting next to him is the female friend who works with him. Women don't drink, so they all use mineral water instead of wine. He doesn't drink much. After a few drinks, he felt thirsty and wanted to drink water. He can't speak Mandarin well. He said to the female friend next to him, I'm sorry! I drank too much wine. Can I drink your water (can I sleep with you)? The female friend was furious and stood up and slapped him: "You rascal! Shameless! " Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Wochun, I'm stupid,

I have no culture, because I lie in the plum blossom and smell the flowers.

Weave and paint the sky. I can only farm.

The fish kissed Shi Shui and wanted to know who I was.

Answer Chun Lv with a lying stone. I am a donkey, and a county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal. Everyone is king! " "Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

"No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and add it to you." Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. )