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The funniest New Year wishes.

1. Eliminate the noise of a year's troubles with happiness, weave a festive atmosphere with joy, and surround your family with a reunion dinner. The most popular is the big lanterns on New Year's Eve, and the most beautiful is the scene on New Year's Eve. I wish you farewell to "Old Rabbit" and hold hands with "Long Fu" on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year's Eve and all the best!

On New Year's Eve, people laugh and hold good luck in their hands. Sanlong Kaitai has many blessings, and it is safe and steady throughout the year. Five Blessingg enjoyed the same happiness, and Qi Tian Hongfu also came to congratulate him. The Eight Immortals sent gifts across the sea, and Kyushu celebrated with joy. Everything is perfect tonight! I wish you a happy new year and a happy family reunion!

3. Welcome auspicious door gods, paste festive Spring Festival couplets, hang auspicious New Year pictures and light auspicious lanterns; It's New Year's Eve. I wish you good luck, happiness, happiness, good luck and health, good luck and glory!

4. On New Year's Eve, I hope you can clear four enemies: the trouble of major general, the failure of colonel, the hesitation of captain and the anger of sentry. May you invite five armies: Happy Air Force, Happy Army, Calm Navy and American "Round" Army, who always wins! I wish you a happy New Year's Eve!

5. New Year's Eve: "Grab" a handful of happiness, "Pick" a plant of happiness, "Pick" a auspicious tree, "Pinch" a piece of good luck and give it to you with joy. I wish you great success in xx, good things happen again and again, and 100% happiness!

6. New Year's Eve has arrived, and blessings are sent. I wish you to uproot the troubles of the past year, "remove" and "wash away" all the troubles, and let happiness stay in your heart forever; I wish you all the bad luck, bad luck, so that "happiness", luck and blessings will always be around; I wish you a happy New Year's Eve and all the best.

7. New Year's Eve: Give you half happiness, a pot of sweetness, a box of good luck and a car full of happiness! Xx wish you happiness like a fairy, happiness like a arhat, happiness like a jade emperor and happiness like a dragon king!

8. On New Year's Eve, I heard that happiness was "conquered" by you and good luck "compromised" you. Peace "bend your knees" and "surrender" to you, and happiness will always be your signature action! I wish you a family reunion and a happy New Year's Eve!