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Ancient poems and sentences of a strong woman
2. I'm sorry if you are calculating me everywhere, but you will see a vicious and vicious bitch.
3. I forgive you if you scold me once, I forgive you if you scold me twice and I forgive you if you scold me three times.
4. I'm a girl who wants money but no money, wants culture without culture, wants face without face, and wants figure without figure.
5. Eat your food, drink your food, wear your clothes, but never rob your man. I am willing to go shopping and chat with you during the holiday.
6. Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.
7. Don't tell me what to do if you don't have a lover on Valentine's Day. If there are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house, do you want to kill a few?
8. No matter whether I am wrong, beautiful or ugly, she thinks I am the best and the best. She always compromises when I am willful, and she always accepts everything when I lose my temper.
9. I won't let those who hold me up fall, and those who bring me down will never let them stand up.
1. When I say I like you, you must put your arms around me and say, "Shit, I didn't say so!" I am domineering, and I like my man's domineering.
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