Jokes about Chinese characters (four jokes about Chinese characters)

"Tofu"

Customer: "How much does tofu cost?"

Boss: "Two yuan."

Customer: "Two yuan." One piece?"

Boss: "One piece."

Customer: "Two pieces?"

Boss: "Two pieces." p>

Customer: "Is it two yuan a piece, or two yuan a piece?"

Boss: "It's two yuan a piece."

Customer: "That's fifty cents a piece." "Bah!"

Boss: "Fuck you, I won't sell you!"

Then the question is, how to sell tofu?

"Convenience"

An American who had just learned a little Chinese came to China, and his Chinese friends invited him to dinner.

After arriving at the hotel and sitting down, the Chinese friend said:

"I'm sorry, I'm going to make it convenient."

The foreigner didn't understand, where does "convenience" mean?

Another Chinese friend here told me

"Convenience" means going to the toilet.

Oh, foreigners understand.

During the dinner, the Chinese friend said to the foreigner:

"Next time I go to the United States, I hope you can help provide some convenience."

The foreigner was puzzled: Why does he want me to provide some toilets when he goes to the United States?

When saying goodbye, another Chinese friend present said enthusiastically to the foreigner:

"I would like to treat you to dinner at your convenience."

Seeing the foreigner in shock and daze, the Chinese friend continued:

"If it is inconvenient for you recently, let's try another day..."

The foreigner was speechless...

"Let's have dinner together at a time that is convenient for you and me."

The foreigner immediately fainted.

Have you learned the various uses of "convenience"?

"Meaning"

A foreigner studied Chinese hard for 10 years and went to China to take the Chinese language test. One of the test questions:

Please explain each "meaning" below Meaning:

When Dumb gave a red envelope to his boss, the conversation between the two was quite interesting.

Boss: “What do you mean?”

Dumb: “It’s not interesting, it’s just meaning.”

Boss: “You’re not interesting enough. ”

Dumb: “It’s just a joke.”

Boss: “You’re really interesting.”

Dumb: “Actually, there’s nothing else. Meaning."

The boss: "I'm sorry."

Dumb: "I'm sorry."

The foreigner was confused.

With so many “meanings”, how many “meanings” are there?

"Don't Get Me Wrong"

During the Dragon Boat Festival, the workplace sent a large box of rice dumplings, which were too heavy. The female colleague asked her male colleague to help her send them back.

Arrived downstairs. She said to her male colleague: "Wait for me downstairs. I'll go up and take a look. If my husband is here, I'll ask him to come down and move it. If he's not here, I'll have to trouble you to help me move it up."

After a while, a female colleague stood on the balcony of her home on the 17th floor and shouted: "Come up! My husband is not at home!"

As soon as these words came out, the neighbors on the left were alarmed. In the right room, everyone came out to see it. As a result, the male colleagues were in full view of the public and could neither go up nor leave.

The female colleague thought that the other party did not hear clearly, so she made a trumpet shape with her hands and put it to her mouth and shouted louder: "My husband is not at home, come up quickly!"

Heard After saying this, the male colleague suddenly felt blushing and took out his mobile phone to call her to stop yelling. As a result, the female colleague shouted again: "No need to call, come up quickly, I will let you go when we are done, hurry up, hurry up!"

The male colleague was so angry that he picked up the rice dumpling and ran towards the stairs...

If you were a neighbor of your female colleague, would you misunderstand her?

With so many stories, do you feel confused after reading them? The ever-changing meanings of Chinese characters can be really confusing at times!