Laughing to death, saying sentences, very funny sentence introduction

1, it is said that playing mobile phone while walking is particularly dangerous, which scared me to run.

2. The best partner of women's synchronized diving is mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, who always fall into the water at the same time.

Childishness is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

Unexpectedly, I turned out to be the kind of person I hate most. I have hated talented and good-looking people since I was a child.

5, women, animals that can't die after bleeding for a week every month, why are they not strong?

6. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, the grades dropped.

7. I always pretend to shoot watermelon before buying it. Although I can't shoot anything, I think this is the minimum respect for watermelon.

8, fat for so many years, finally found the benefits of fat, take a taxi with friends, I can take the co-pilot every time!

9. The so-called perfect love is: the man is finished and the woman is beautiful!

10, if you like to eat, you can't hide it. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers.