The waiter's funny jokes

The waiter's funny jokes are as follows:

1. Waiter, come to a bowl with tears on your face. Sorry, there are only pigeons left in our shop.

2. I went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered a handmade noodles. The waiter said later that the machine was broken. Please order something else!

3. "It's my treat today. What do you like to eat?" "Lobster and sea crab are fine. I like to eat with shells." "Oh, waiter, serve fragrant melon seeds."

4. Do maintenance in the fourth son's shop. Watching TV in the lounge, I fell asleep unconsciously. Suddenly, the waiter woke me up, and I angrily said, I'm tired and I'm not allowed to sleep. The waiter said, yes, but it is best not to sleep naked.

5. The waiter asked me if I should cut the pizza into 4 or 8 portions, and I said, "I can't eat if there are 4 or 8 portions".

6. The guest asked the waiter, "Why is my soup tasteless? It's just plain water." Waiter: "This is a soup, it's free. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't added the soup yet"?

7. I like to drink a bottle of red bull after eating in a restaurant, which will make me energetic and run faster, and the waiter can't catch up with me at all.

8. I waited for 4 minutes in a restaurant and didn't serve. I scolded the waiter, which was not excessive. What was really excessive was that I didn't order at all.

9. Attendant: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?" "Yes, can you pay for me?"?

1. After graduating from high school as a waiter in a restaurant, I met a man and a woman scrambling to pay the bill there. I took a look at them and then took the money from the woman's hand. At that moment, the girl looked at me in a complicated way!