Heavy taste funny talk about boys 2021

1. Sha Seng: If you live your whole life in troubled times, you don’t want to be as knowledgeable as a pig or a monkey.

2. Warm reminder from the Internet cafe: Because the speed of this Internet cafe is too fast, please fasten your seat belt.

3. When living in Beijing, you must read the weather forecast every day. If heavy rain is forecast, you must prepare a swimsuit.

4. Going to work is like a marriage in the old days. Even if you are unhappy, you still have to stay together.

5. If you encounter more ghosts, you will dare to walk at night.

6. Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that you bought too small underwear.

7. Since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always soak your eyeballs in tears to disinfect them?

8. You may say that human life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

9. It is not the mistress who is hateful, but the mistress who cannot withstand the temptation of the mistress.

10. The fewer things you put in your head, the more tricks you have on your head.

11. I had acrophobia when I was a child, so I still can’t grow taller.

12. You have the right to remain silent, but I think every word you say is a compliment to me.

13. Even gases are inert, so why can’t people be lazy?

14. Girls with big breasts have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the breasts are enlarged.

15. There is a kind of love called "I don't care", and there is a kind of love called "I am unlucky".

16. There are two factors that prevent me from succeeding: 1. I feel sleepy when I am full, and 2. I feel hungry when I wake up.

17. Ask me my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never step on the scale!

18. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don’t buy some mosquito coils to burn, they will keep biting you.

19. If you think everything is just a cloud, then you are quite heartless.

20. Every time I succeeded, I was habitually miscarried by failure.

21. The feeling I feel when reviewing now is: a large wave of zombies are about to come, but I haven’t even planted sunflowers yet...

22. I once passed by a person. Sparks flew out and bricks were almost moved.

23. Even if you die, you must leave a widow in this world.

24. No lover and no enemy both make people lonely.

25. Appearance determines fate. No wonder my fate is so bumpy.

26. True trust is when you say: I fart not smelly, and she will never cover her nose.

27. Life ideal: drink Babao porridge, eat Babao rice, taste Babao tea, and sleep on Babao Mountain.

28. The attraction of a man’s meticulousness is second only to that of a woman’s nakedness.

29. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow.

30. Why does the rain insist on being with me when I am not with the umbrella?

31. DOTA will ruin your life, and Warcraft will ruin your life for three generations. If you don’t touch both, you will become rich and handsome.

32. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird may get there first.

33. In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will be full of smiles.

34. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun.

35. I have been so busy these days that my hair started to fall out. My friend comforted me and said it was the change of seasons, but I always felt that production might be discontinued.

36. Alas! Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, but I only have 100 million. It’s still a memory!

37. Don’t resent others. You have nothing to remember, even if you are broken into pieces.

38. If this is a gamble, I will bet on myself. Win this life, lose this life

39. If you can’t forget the person you want to forget, then how about learning to let go?

40. I loved you persistently and desperately, but in exchange for your ruthless abandonment.

41. What is really expensive is not the house price, but the heart of a woman.

42. Hello, I am out of town for something right now, and I will not contact you if I am here.

43. The new "three kinds of unfilial piety" are said to be studying literature, taking postgraduate entrance examinations, and not having a partner.

44. It is said that the idiom that Taobao shop owners hate most is: no one has any friends.

45. Did you give birth to a boy or a girl? I really want to know if I am going to be an aunt or an uncle.

46. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget, and I benefited a lot. I forgot the title of the book and didn’t remember the content.

47. If you stay at home for a long time, you will naturally stay at home. If you stay at home for a long time, you will naturally become cute. If you are cute to the extreme, you can easily get married. If you marry someone else, you will continue to stay at home.

48. The most familiar stranger is your girlfriend before makeup and your boyfriend after marriage.

49. The hardest thing for an animal is a woman, who has to bleed every month.

50. This kid admits his mistakes very quickly, but he shouldn’t. Talk about heavy flavor space

1. Live a great life and die under flowers!

2. You can eat shit randomly, but don’t talk nonsense to me.

3. There is no question of forgetting or not, only whether or not.

4. No one can take away what belongs to me!

5. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

6. Love is not a natural disaster, happiness is your own.

7. It is better to be in love than to be in love, and never fall in love because of loneliness.

8. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

9. Peeing while standing is nothing, you can poop while standing.

10. Whoever competes with the other should be more direct. If I am wrong, I will kneel down.

11. If you like it, have it. Don’t be afraid of the consequences.

12. It is better to be proud and lonely than humble love.

13. A girl’s nostalgia is always poetic, and a young woman’s nostalgia is always wet.

14. Keep half of it when you defecate to avoid getting hungry quickly.

15. I have my own style, which you cannot imitate.

16. No matter how cheap my love is, you don’t deserve it anymore.

17. Those who do not have the courage to start are actually over.

18. Whether it is a human or a dog, whether it is an enemy or a friend, you will see for yourself over time.

19. You will always be my only one, I don’t want anyone else.

20. Life is unsatisfactory and earth-shattering.

21. Youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot off the cannon or touch yourself.

22. Travel to China, I think it will work! I won’t pay to see if you can do it!

23. I am not glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

24. Wash your proud bangs, you can get rid of 2 pounds of oil!

25. Men always like clean women, but they always make them dirty.

26. It is not difficult to make your hands wet during sex. What is difficult is that your quilt is wet.

27. Is there anything more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet?

28. If he loves you, there is no need to please him. If he doesn't love it, there's no need.

29. Please make it clear, it’s not that no one wants me, and it’s not that you don’t want me!

30. Don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

31. What my brother calls is not loneliness, but spring; what my sister calls is not loneliness, but a bed.

32. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

33. I would rather create my own sadness than copy other people’s happiness.

34. The world today is really too chaotic. If you don’t accept it, just do it. It’s nothing more than begging for food.

35. Not being able to memorize a book is like being unable to poop, which makes me feel indescribable pain.

36. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

37. Do you know why the stool is sometimes watery? Because things are rare and valuable.

38. It is really shameful for people to talk even when they are eating and drinking. I only do it when I am shitting.

39. It feels like I am not going to school, but that the students are learning from me. It is simple and rough without condoms.

40. With the male god behind me, I originally wanted to look back and smile, but ended up laughing out loud.

41. More than 700 million acnes appear in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

42. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the mountain in my heart.

43. Brother, you are much thicker than dad. Well, my mother said the same thing.

44. Falling in love with someone is as easy as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

45. Women will scream when they see naked men, and men will whistle when they see naked women.

46. I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.

47. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself.

48. A confident woman is not arrogant, self-confidence is belief, and only by believing can you be happy.

49. My current location: WC. Position: Squat. Face: Twitching. Status: Working hard.

50. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

51. I would rather have the cruel reality destroy my ignorant ideals than the beauty that can only exist in a dream.

52. Every time I talk to you a lot, you will only answer, "Are you pooping all the time?"

53. I will be embarrassed to talk to men when buying sanitary napkins in the future. My friend told me what to do and said that I was buying clothes for my aunt.

54. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

55. I had a dream about you. I was very sad. You were eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn’t listen and even beat me.

56. Who has no shit in life, and who does not use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

57. When you are in a bad mood, you go to poop, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

58. The old bitter vines are full of crows, the school cafeteria has increased prices, and the classmates are starving to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home.

59. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that as a man, you cannot insert it everywhere like a USB flash drive, otherwise you will get a virus.

60. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account when the years are gone.

61. I fell in love with a six-year-old little girl, which is really a sin. It's really a sin if you remove your likes.

62. Once when I was squatting on the ground and playing with something, my boyfriend slapped me from behind. Then I was frightened and farted loudly.

63. After taking a shower, he jogged and said to his wife on the bed: Sir, your sausage is here, take it away or eat it here. My wife said: Slice.

64. The area of ????the large intestine is about 300 square meters. Even the place where shit lives is bigger than my house. I finally know what it means to be worse than shit.

65. If you dare to hurt my heart or my lungs, I will cripple your third leg and make your bird sleep forever.

66. A friend fell out of love after two years of dating and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You were sleeping with someone else’s wife for two years.

67. One student said: Teacher, I want to poop! Teacher: Speak in a civilized manner! The student was silent for a while and said: Teacher, my butt wants to vomit!

68. Our class wanted to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I originally wanted to say this to a girl, I will play the king and you will play the concubine, but I mistakenly said: I will play the tortoise and you will play the concubine.

69. The day before yesterday, I was in the office with music playing on the computer. Suddenly I had a fart that was about to pass. I squeezed the fart into four along with the music. I found that everyone else in the office was looking at me. I thought he She was wearing headphones, and the sister next to her said: What a fart, I’ll let you talk about heavy flavors in detail, and give you a personalized signature of heavy flavors

1. Yesterday a friend said that he wanted to break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know what position it was.

2. Other people's wives would be angry, but my wife still wants to cheer me up. Other people's children will buy toilet paper, but my children still buy toilet paper.

3. Three little white rabbits pooped together in the forest. Little White pooped a round poop, Little Black pooped a cylindrical poop, and Little Gray pooped a five-pointed star. Everyone was very surprised and asked: Xiao Hui, Xiao Hui, you are so powerful, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Xiao Hui said coyly: Hehehe, I squeezed it with my hands.

4. I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

5. Everyone must be cautious when making friends, and try to make as many friends who drink well. Yesterday, a buddy called me after drinking too much and told me that he had a crush on me for a long time! Damn it, it turns out he is gay! The most annoying thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy all night in vain!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to have a simple love like having sex at sunrise and resting at sunset?

7. My roommate had a cough in the morning and I mistakenly gave him laxative medicine as cough medicine. I came back at noon and asked my roommate if the medicine would work. Roommate: Taitema works. I cough and pull my pants. I cough and pull my pants. Now I don’t even dare to cough.

8. Humans have 206 bones. The moment the wind blows up your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a cesspit. He used various swimming skills such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly stroke, and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just when he was about to land, he suddenly kicked his legs and touched the wall, and turned around gracefully in the water. Swimmed back again.

10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When they grew up, it was just the opposite.

11. Brother, can I hang out with you? I think you are very social. Although I am very cowardly, I can stab people, especially women. I can stab her out of water.

12． Since ancient times, whoever has no shit in life has to poop early or late.

13. You keep farting loudly in the office, and your colleagues can't help but ask you if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked you what you were doing. You replied that I had set it to vibrate!

14. Some people are like this. They feel like a maggot and the whole world is a cesspool.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics, and water surrounding me, I suddenly felt. . . I feel like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten delicate jade fingers, but I use them to pick my nose.

17. A couple was having a tryst in the park. The woman asked: Will you die for me? The man looked very embarrassed, and the woman continued to ask: If you are not willing to die for me, then you don't love me, let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ears and fed the earwax to her.

18． It's not difficult to make your hands wet when you masturbate. What's difficult is that your quilt is wet.

19. One brother suffered from constipation and couldn't defecate in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he saw another brother rush into the toilet like wind and entered the seat next to him. As soon as he entered, there was a really violent storm. The brother was envious. He said to that buddy: Bro, I envy you so much. The buddy said: Why are you envious? I haven’t taken off my pants yet!

20. For a lazy and yummy person like me, the only way to lose weight is to poop more.

21. I woke up early in the morning and saw my boyfriend playing with him. I went behind him and touched him provocatively, but he remained unmoved. I'm so angry, I squat down and flick his balls with my hands! Maybe he was in pain, so he got up and chased me, so I ran to the bed. This guy actually pushed me down, took off my pajamas, and flicked my balls! A complete collection of social heavy taste stories in 2021

1. Xiao Wang kept the middle points, so he became Xiao Quan.

2. You are obviously not a stranger, but you pretend to be stranger than a stranger!

3. To give up something, you must first find another thing to replace it.

4. What’s wrong with me not being a lady? I hate it when girls eat a dumpling and divide it into ten mouthfuls, so I just take one bite.

5. The trash cans in a class reflect the economic strength of the class.

6. When you miss someone so much but can’t see them again, even breathing quietly will feel unforgettable pain.

7. I haven’t finished my homework yet, so I don’t think I need to sign up.

8. After being hurt and crying, I will never change my mind, thinking that if I persist, it will last forever.

9. Life is too long, you are just a piece of scenery!

10. People go to higher places, as long as you are not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

11. That person looks good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

12. What’s the use of learning English? Isn’t it just a few letters that you have to learn?

13. I am willing to stay by your side for the rest of my life, because I love you so much.

14. When love goes sour, the person who should leave will still leave and never look back.

15. I heard that you are living a good life, so I wish you will grow old alone without her.

16. A woman must understand and remember that as long as a man is a man, he loves beautiful women, regardless of age.

17. Wouldn’t it be better if you understand yourself yourself? Why let others understand you?

18. The summer vacation is more than half over, and I feel breathless just thinking about the beginning of school.

19. If I don’t fail the exam, that’s what I want; if I don’t study, that’s what I want. You can't have both, so I'll just leave.

20. A: I have been hiding something from you. B: What is it? A: I seem to have fallen in love with you

21. Before getting out of the elevator, press all the buttons for all floors, and then leave as if nothing happened.

22. How many people say that it will be fine when I have money, but they cry when they touch their pockets.

23. If you can’t do anything or eat anything without any leftovers, change your brain capacity and stomach capacity!

24. There are no couples that cannot be separated, only mistresses who don’t work hard.

25. I cry easily. But I'm not vulnerable. I laugh a lot. But I'm not happy.

26. Because of the unbearable loneliness, I fell in love several times. Who would have thought that after repeated defeats, he would be easily kicked!

27. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep at all other times.

28. Even if our youth is silent, there are good scenery everywhere.

29. Wife: In which province are men least liked by women? My husband said: It saves money.

30. My love is infinite, but my patience is limited.

31. There is a kind of sadness that is not there yet. There is a kind of pain that everything is visible only to yourself.

32. People eat slowly, one chopstick at a time, but I eat as if I had just been released from prison.

33. Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that you bought too small underwear.

34. No horror movie can compare to the head teacher who suddenly appears from the window.

35. Don’t think a girl is naive. If she doesn’t like you, she will be more mature than your mother every minute.

36. Time slowly destroys my feeling for you, although it is diluted a bit perfectly.

37. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

38. Once upon a time, your eyes were like Dong Cuirui’s, as if you were looking at death.

39. In your eyes, I have too many shortcomings, too many to see. I like you so much.

40. People who say good night and go to bed are often still upset half an hour later.

41. Someone tells you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I pee is Royal Salute.

42. Love at first sight kills two birds with one stone, and hits Cupid with one sword.

43. I am selling happiness. Happiness means that you will not care (embarrassed) when others ask you whether you are happy or not.

44. When I don’t like to talk, you must know that your little official has little emotions again.

45. After you leave my world, there is no need for me to wander around in your world.

46. Life is painful. The one I love holds the hand of others.

47. The most tragic thing: After finally grabbing a cigarette, I suddenly found that there was no fire.

48. I am not afraid of celebrating Singles’ Day, but I am afraid that the person I like will not celebrate Singles’ Day.

49. Because I am a man, I have to smile openly no matter how tired I am, and live freely no matter how painful it is.

50. I want to study more. Even if I become a gangster in the future, I will still be an educated gangster.

51. I never expected that Shan Chunqiu would truly love Sha Qianmo!

52. The girl you like belongs to someone else, and the girl you don’t like also belongs to someone else.

53. Others laugh at me for having an iPhone, and I laugh at others for having a PHS.

54. There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village. She has a pockmarked face and she doesn’t even wear makeup.

55. Big head, thick neck, and moves like a pig!

56. Winter vacation is my beauty, and summer vacation is my beauty. Why are you the light bulb between us?

57. You are in a hurry online and offline in a hurry. I block other information, just waiting for your words.

58. Use bullets to knock down enemies and Erguotou to knock down brothers.

59. If you can’t poop, you can’t blame the earth’s gravity. It may be because you are constipated!

60. The four major tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a couple, too hungry not to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.