What is the funniest answer left for you after three years in junior high school?

A funny answer in a joke told by a deskmate.

Teacher: Xiaoming, can you answer what is lucky?

Xiaoming: The teacher fell from a height, and there was a haystack directly below.

Teacher: Then what is misfortune?

Xiaoming: There is a fork on the haystack.

Teacher: Then what is hope?

Xiaoming: You fell on a fork.

Teacher: Then what is despair?

Xiao Ming: You also fell on the haystack.

Teacher: ...