Citizen joke

Short and cold: One day, the steamed stuffed bun ran away from home in a steamed stuffed bun shop. Walking, it likes the puppy ... but the puppy ignores it ... and finally it goes to the desert ... and walks for a long time. ..

Hungry. Bite yourself. ..

Then he shouted, "So I am a dog-eat-dog steamed stuffed bun! ! "

Hard: One day, Jane Doe was fishing by the pond ... There was a sign next to it that said "No Fishing".

The policeman saw her fishing and said, "Fishing is not allowed here! ! "

She said, "I didn't fish!" "

The policeman said, "You brought tools and said you wouldn't fish."

The lady suddenly looked worried and said to the police, "You are also carrying tools. Can I say that you raped? "

The colored ones are a little longer: there is a building with four floors, and a strange man lives on each floor ~ ~

The strange man on the first floor threw cucumbers into his mouth as soon as he saw them. ..

The stranger on the second floor likes green .. He paints everything he sees green .. and brushes there every day. ..

People on the third floor like to pee on the balcony when they have nothing to do .. He doesn't even go to the bathroom at home. ..

People on the fourth floor like to play with broadswords .. They play there every day, all the time. ..

One day, a broadsword player accidentally dropped his knife down the stairs. ..

It happened that the third floor was peeing .. and the most important part suddenly fell to XX. ..

The man on the second floor saw something fall from it ... Without saying anything, he turned his penis green and threw it downstairs. ..

People on the first floor saw "Hey? There are cucumbers .. Don't hesitate to pick up the penis on the ground and throw it into your mouth. ..

From then on, the lost JJ was never found on the third floor. ..