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Heaven is no longer a dream. What "unreliable" dreams did you have when you were a child?

The most unreliable dream when I was a child? -turning white, becoming beautiful and becoming rich, in short, becoming rich and becoming beautiful. Okay, I'm dreaming.

When I was a child, it was dark. It's hard to describe how dark it is. Besides, when I was a child, I fell down the stairs with my little noodle bowl in my hand to see Princess Zhu Huan or something. I didn't feel much pain when I was a child, only that I lost a lot of blood. When I went to the hospital, the doctor said it was too small to sew, so I could only let the wound heal slowly. It is for this reason that my Bao Qingtian logo was created. Oh, by the way, keep talking about how black I am. It can be described, like Bao Qingtian, as Bao Qingtian's sister. It can be said that it is very real, black skr. After growing up, I began to realize that girls are too dark to look good. In addition, as the saying goes, "One white covers all the ugliness", and the desire to turn white is really getting stronger and stronger. What internal and external training, what all kinds of indigenous methods have been tried, white, impossible white, not in this life. Let's not talk about it. Very sad.

Being beautiful should be the dream of many people. As mentioned above, I feel that I am sleepwalking. Seriously, there is no denying that there are some beautiful people in life now. Take Britney Spears, the goddess of Tik Tok, who caught fire some time ago. Everyone euphemistically said that she likes Britney Spears because she said, "Just take me to dinner". However, touching my conscience, if Britney Spears is not the beauty of Tik Tok, she will switch to some roles that people don't like, the ones that people don't like the most when choosing a spouse, and then sincerely say to you, "Actually, just take me to dinner." I don't think it will be as hot as britney spears. It is a fact that everyone loves beauty. This is human nature and understandable. For myself, in fact, I envy that girl with good figure and beautiful figure. Of course, it would be better if there is culture and connotation. She can basically be said to be a goddess. Sometimes it's right to read more books when you think people are ugly, but sometimes it seems to make people more embarrassed. For example, when dating, people will misunderstand the female doctor, feel that they can't hold it, and pay more attention to the connotation. I feel that the language is unreasonable, but the general feeling is that people are willing to know you better. In fact, looks really have some influence.

As for getting rich, that's just talk. The audience should treat it as a joke. Because I know that getting rich legally usually requires higher mental work or takes more risks than others. As a student party that is not allowed in all aspects, it is simply a joke. I don't know why I feel some negative energy, but the world is still very beautiful. For example, I cried on the bus after failing the college entrance examination, and a strange uncle comforted me with his life experience. For example, if it's too late to go to the canteen, the aunt in the canteen will give me more meat. For example, although I was ugly, I succeeded in the postgraduate entrance examination, which also realized my wish made on 20 17. Therefore, accepting yourself and working hard is actually a step closer to your dream.