How to make a date in a humorous way?

The humorous and funny sentences for a dinner date are as follows:

1. Stop singing about spending the rest of your life. If a girl doesn’t work hard to make money, she won’t be willing to be beautiful. She will spend the rest of her life cooking. It’s you, it’s you who does the laundry, it’s you who does the housework, it’s you who’s disliked, it’s you who looks after the children.

2. You are so beautiful. First of all, you have to thank your parents. If they hadn’t given you a pair of skillful hands, would you have been able to make yourself so beautiful?

3. There is no such thing as a banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.

4. There is no love without food. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without a meal?

5. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

6. What is the idea of ????a foodie? If it is delicious, you should eat more. If it is not delicious, you should eat more.

7. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not eating, I’m just on the way to eat.

8. As soon as the food is served, the first command in your mind is "eat" instead of taking pictures, so that you can become a competent foodie!

The rules for inviting a girl to dinner are as follows:

1. Make a vague invitation to a girl

If you are not sure whether a girl will agree to your invitation, then you should not When the chat situation is good, to make a vague invitation is to assume an uncertain time, such as next time or free, and tentatively invite the girl to observe the girl's attitude towards you.

Regardless of whether the girl agrees or not, immediately return to the topic itself, reduce the sense of demand and purpose of the invitation, and give the girl a sense of improvisation. After making sure that the girl has not clearly refused, go back in a few days. If you invite girls, your success rate will be greater.

2. Conduct obedience tests on girls

After making vague invitations to girls, we simply understand that girls do not exclude themselves. If we want to improve the success rate of dating, we still need to Conduct obedience tests on girls, such as asking her to "call" by texting her phone number.

Use this method to judge whether a girl is really planning to go out with you on a date, or whether she is just doing it verbally. Or directly ask her "When do you usually have free time" and "What do you like to do when you are free" to tell whether she will really go out with you.