How to be a third wheel humorously?

Say humorously as a light bulb:

1. Do you lack light bulbs on Tanabata? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

2. How about being a third wheel when you have nothing to do? I don't feel dazzling.

3. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. I will shut up when I should, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

4. Edison went shopping with a couple, and when he got home, he invented the light bulb.

5. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner. I will kill you with a light bulb when I am unhappy.

6. "In a threesome, there must be a light bulb." "Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, but the brightest star in the night sky."

7. it's easy to talk when standing, and it's easy to talk when you talk! Usually, you value color over friends. Today, you have to take me to heart. Do me a favor! Otherwise, a kilowatt light bulb will shine on you until dawn!

8. The advantage of being a light bulb is that it illuminates your lover and destroys yourself.

9. What is a light bulb? It means that two men and one woman will feel like a light bulb when they walk down the street.

1. It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, all three will feel like light bulbs.