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My girlfriend owes me four yuan and fifty cents, and from the tone of her voice she doesn’t want to pay it back. Should I break up?
Floor 1: I support the poster’s breakup, and the woman who owes money cannot ask for it. Divide it quickly!
2nd Floor: The relationship is complicated and must be divided. Four yuan is not a small amount of one or two yuan.
Floor 3: ****, the host is so generous, he lent me 4 yuan at once
Floor 4: Ask her to pay back the money, or we will break up if she doesn’t. If you pay it back, it will be divided as well. If you can't keep it all, she will be thirsty again next time.
Floor 5: This kind of woman is so abominable, she only costs four yuan!
Floor 6: You dare to owe four yuan when you are in love? ! What the hell. Definitely divide it! ?
7th Floor: Or four yuan is a lot of money! This woman had to divide the money and even asked her to pay back the money. Find someone to repair her and let her know that she shouldn't be like this. ?
Floor 8: Landlord, you’re burning your money! Don’t spend it like this if you have money, it’s four yuan~
9th Floor: Then divide it quickly, we all owe four yuan. It’s not okay if you don’t pay back even a dime!
Floor 10: Damn...it’s enough to qualify as financial fraud, why don’t you call the police quickly?
11th Floor: What a prodigal son! She drank the four dollars without fear of choking to death.
Floor 12: The poster is a rich second generation, right? How dare you borrow a huge sum of four yuan? I should have asked you to write the receipt in the first place. If your girlfriend refuses to acknowledge the debt, how big the loss will be!
Floor 13: If God gives you another chance, you must not lend it to her; if she must borrow it, just say three words to her "no change"
14th Floor: By breaking up. Otherwise, she would have thought that Nutrition Express was so delicious.
Floor 15: Strongly support the poster’s breakup! How many steamed buns can you buy for four yuan? And you’re still drinking Nutritional Express. What a waste! ! ! Just go to the bathroom and drink a few sips of tap water~
Floor 16: I support the poster to break up, but the money must be returned, plus interest... If not, go to court and sue her!
Floor 17: When dealing with this kind of thing, we must cut the knot quickly. No matter what the poster did, it’s been a week and he still hasn’t decided. Damn contempt!
Floor 18: The poster is too careless. Next time you borrow a huge sum of more than 50 cents, you must write a hand-printed IOU~
Floor 19: Absolutely...must...point
Floor 20: Oh my god, four dollars! This woman is too shameless...
Floor 21: Nutrition Express costs four yuan? How expensive! The poster’s girlfriend is so extravagant, she only paid 2.5 yuan for a piece of oral music. Point it out, point it out resolutely, and cannot condone such arrogant and extravagant behavior!
Floor 22: I’m blackmailing you. Next time you ask her to borrow money, you’ll also drink Nutrition Express. ?
Floor 23: This matter is serious, call the police, definitely call the police ~
Floor 24: Yes, rich people, a drink costs 4 yuan. . . . . . . So many. . . . I have never seen so much money in my life
Floor 25: The poster has no experience. When I go out with my girlfriends, I never go to a place that sells Nutritional Express.
Floor 26: Damn it, if it were me, I wouldn’t beat her to death!
Floor 27: Does the poster have an IOU? If you have an IOU, you can sue her in court and ask her to pay back the money~ If you don’t have an IOU, it will be a bit troublesome. ?
Floor 28: I once had a girlfriend like this, who made me fly away with just one kick. ****, don’t you dare not pay back my money.
Floor 29: Yes! Not only do you need to divide it, but you also need to find someone to kreat her and let her know that the money she owes others must be paid back in time!
30th Floor: Let’s break up! For four yuan of water, she thought it was water from the trough.
Floor 31: You did the right thing. Last time my mother drank a bottle of Nutrition Express and paid me back. Who did she think she was!
Floor 32: Let’s split it up. Nowadays, a pack of spicy food costs only four yuan, so how many are there?
Floor 33: TMD dares not to pay back the money under the glory of the party. If you say no, *** will not bother you.
Floor 34: Share it! The last time my girlfriend went to the bathroom with me, I gave her money, but she didn’t return it to me, so we separated
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