Awei's joke

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"Find someone to write a thousand words?"

Who ... who will write it for me?

Poor; Poor ... am I the so-called most beautiful Effie in the universe so unpopular that no one is willing to help me write a preface and drive Effie to fish for himself?

It turns out that Effie has a slave, a pet, a servant, a slave who washes his feet, a plaything and an emperor's father.

But ... but ...

Because Emperor Xiao Yuqing didn't write a manuscript on weekdays, but he wanted to escape the fact by prefacing Effie, so the big editor Huici got angry and told her to wait until her manuscript was finished.

And Ji Awei, the slave who is most loyal to Effie on weekdays, alas, alas ... what should I say? This pig usually either sleeps or eats. I asked her to write a preface, but I valued her and gave her a chance to show it. I didn't expect anyone to answer the phone. It really pisses me off. She must have deliberately known that the queen asked her to write a preface, so she took this opportunity to escape from reality.

However, let's tell you a joke circulating between Effie and awei.

One day, Effie was talking to Ainu Awei on the phone, foaming at the mouth, almost foaming at the mouth. At this moment, the little beauty sitting in Effie's computer chair suddenly turned over, like the hind legs of catfish were open. ...