Requesting funny and short cross talk jokes...... urgently needed

1. The old man asked Xiao Ming: What is your name.

Xiao Ming told the old man his name. Xiao Ming asked the old man again, what is your name? The old man said: I am teasing you.

Then the old man put the clothes on the pole into his bag. Xiao Ming shouted to his mother in the room: "Someone has taken the clothes." Her mother asked: Who is it? Xiao Ming said: I am teasing you, my mother said, this child.

The old man started to collect the sheets and quilts on the clothes drying pole again. Xiao Ming shouted into the room: Mom, someone took our sheets and quilts. By this time, the old man had already left. Mom asked: Who is that? Xiao Ming said he was teasing you, and his mother ran out angrily and was about to beat Xiao Ming. When she saw that the clothes to be dried were missing, she asked Xiao Ming who took them?

Xiao Ming said it was just for fun. Mom asked who took it. Xiao Ming said it was just for fun. Mom was so angry that she beat Xiao Ming severely. Mom asked: Where is the person? Xiao Ming said he ran away. Just now. I told you.

2. A: To talk about cross talk, you must first be able to speak.

B: Who doesn’t know how to speak?

A: Oh, so you can.

B: Of course, isn’t this obvious?

A: What are you showing?

B: I didn’t see it. I have a mouth.

A: Really? I really didn't pay attention. Where is it?

B: Where can I find it? Where is the mouth here?

A: Oh, have you moved?

B: What is your intention?

A: I don’t understand. What does it mean that you have a mouth?

B: If you have a mouth, you can talk.

3. A: I am meticulous in every performance.

B: Every performance I perform is not interesting enough.

A: I do good things for the people.

B: People do good things for me.

A: I learn from everyone here.

B: Everyone here can learn from me.

A: I carry water.

B: The water picks me up.

A: I sweep the floor.

B: Sweep me.

A: I feed the pigs.

B: This one is too bad.

A: My father got married first and then had me.

B: My father had me first and then got married.

A: I help my sister-in-law hold the baby.

B: I am helping my sister-in-law hold the child, can I hold her?

4. A: A festival is coming soon. What day is it? Does anyone know?

B: What?

A: What other day could it be? If January 1st is not New Year’s Day, can it still be a square egg?

B: Are you talking about round eggs? Aren’t all eggs round?

A: Stop talking nonsense, I’m talking about New Year’s Day!

B: Okay, let’s get down to business. I heard that CCTV held a party, but the host was really not that good!

A: Isn’t it? As soon as the party started, the host came out and announced (whisperingly): "This is the end of the New Year's Eve party!"

B: Huh? No way? Why did it end before it even started?

5. A: The two of us will perform for everyone.

B: Yes, let’s talk about a cross talk.

A: The two of us are partners on stage.

B: I’m off the stage, it’s my deskmate.

A: He is you, my deskmate, (singing) who married the sentimental you,

B: This one sings.

A: (Continue singing) Who comforts you who loves to cry, who shaves your long hair, and who draws your beard.

B: How can I have a beard?

A: Isn’t that right? It’s a mustache. Oh, I misjudged it. It’s eyebrows.

B: What’s that look in your eyes?

A: Just kidding, now we are good friends who are as close as brothers.

B: Yes, the relationship is special.