A short and funny joke (the funniest joke in the circle of friends)

1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

Second, come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

Third, I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a handsome word runs through my life.

Fourth, those who thought they could not get through in the past, you will gradually find that you only blame yourself for having short legs.

I hope I can be an interesting and rich person, but I can't just be rich.

6. Young man, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future.

If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

Eight, in fact, when I was a child, I was very thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

9. Did you find that Tang Priest is actually quite sexy? If you meet an ugly person, you are called a benefactor; if you meet a beautiful person, you are called a bodhisattva.

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. The fact is that you are either fat or ugly, or both.

Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

12. Just now, I picked up my ticket at the railway station. I heard an uncle wearing a gold necklace say, "What's the use of reading? College students don't have to work for me. " I smiled after listening, and changed the language of the ticket machine to English after picking up the ticket.

Thirteen, how to explain that you are old in one sentence? The great god replied: I used to sneak out from home to attend the party, but now I sneak out from the party and go home!

Fourteen, childhood is better than academic performance. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

Fifteen, smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store IQ, and the thicker the adipose layer, the higher the IQ.

My lover is a hero in the world, and one day he will make coke chicken wings to pick me up.

17. What should I do if I feel irritable when I quit smoking? Have a cigarette first to calm down.

When I was a child, I thought that "early to bed and early to rise, good health" was the slogan. When I grew up, I found that it was three wishes.

I fought mosquito all night yesterday, and it was tied at last. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

Twenty, men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

Let me raise you, baby, I will be rich, because raising pigs makes me rich.

Twenty-two, life is like "breathing", "breathing" is to give a breath, "sucking" is to fight for a breath.

Twenty-three, if I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, there will definitely be many husbands.

Twenty-four, no one can live easily without compromise, and the pain is always on the verge.