Tell a joke about losing weight!

1, buddy: When will you come to my place to play?

Me: I'm losing weight recently. I'll go when I lose weight.

Dude: Your sister, just say if you don't want to come.

I am getting fatter and fatter after being with my boyfriend. . Grow a lot of meat.

I said, I want to lose weight, I can't. I'm getting fat. What if you dislike me?

Idiot said: I can't throw it anywhere!

3. My friend wants to lose weight recently, and found a weight loss plan on the Internet, saying that eating tofu and cucumber can lose weight.

Then she asked me, "Is this eaten before or after meals?"

4. Husband: Wife, look at my stomach. Have you lost weight?

Wife: Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?

Husband: You must tell the truth.

Wife: That must have been reduced!

Husband: Really?

Wife: Listen carefully. ...

5. "Wocao, why hasn't my mother changed after losing weight for so long? ! "

"Nothing has changed, you have obviously gained a lot of weight!"

6. Friend, I think you've lost weight again. Why are you always losing weight? Have you finished your dessert? Doesn't your boyfriend love you dearly? You should think about your parents. It is not easy for your parents to make you so fat. If you don't eat enough, you will lose weight. If you don't try to explore food, how can you gain a foothold in society in the future?

You must remember not to be addicted to losing weight, to get out of the world where thinness is the beauty, to face large clothes and embrace food.