Funny university monitor election draft

Hello! (Bowing his head and coughing) My present mood can be described in two words. (Looking up after a few seconds of silence) Nervous (nodding vigorously) If you have to use three words, you are very nervous. If (scratching his head with his hand and saying) there is no if, hehe (dry smile) this is not a lie. Look, is my voice trembling? Is my body shaking? I can't help it All the students who spoke before me spoke so well that I have nothing to say. As A Jun and B Jun said ... "It's up to you to choose the rough and the fine. 》

I am not good at it, but I am smart. This manuscript paper is full of ideas, and I may not be able to do what AB Jun said. So I dare not make too many promises to manage the class or fight for too much power for you. But I can assure you that no matter who is the monitor, I will be a power assistant, fully cooperate and resolutely use my cleverness to the end. thank you

Finally, let me say one more thing.

That is: applause. . . . . .

It's too late, although I can't sleep, but my mind is not clear and chaotic. . Laughing, maybe it's more funny than powerful, so let's live and see. . . I'll see if it's okay. I'll help you add, subtract and piece together ... Good night! ! !