Who can give me an English joke? There is a three-level Chinese translator. Thank you.

One day, a Korean, a Japanese and a China went to see God.

Koreans ask God, "When can we win the World Cup in Korea? Empty "

God: "50 years."

The Korean cried: "I will never see it again."

The Japanese then asked God, "When can we win the world zero?"

God replied, "Maybe 100."

The Japanese cried and said, "Never again."

At this time, China people asked, "When can we win the World Cup? Empty "

God cried and said, "I can't see."

A clever boy and a stupid boy went to the oral exam, and the teacher asked the clever boy; "Who invented the electric light", "Edison", "Who discovered the thunder", "Madame Curie", "Who discovered the gravity of the earth" and "Newton", 100, the clever boy told him the answer to help the stupid boy, and the teacher asked; Who is your father? Edison? Who is your mother? Madame Curie? Who told you that? Newton.