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Drink my passion as water, and one day you will burn your tongue.
2, you are not me, how do you know the road I have traveled, the joy and bitterness in my heart.
I have been thinking about him so much that sometimes I wonder if this person really exists or is just imaginary.
4, never forget, just work hard for yourself.
No one left because of impulse. You can't see the sad, helpless and patient tears again and again. What you see is just a moment of collapse.
Drink my passion as water, and you will burn your tongue one day.
7. You and your emotional dogs and horses, and I live in peace with my friends.
8. I have been to many different places and met many people. I know everything will be calm in the end, but I always have the illusion that she is still with me.
9. Not because I am persistent, but because you are worthy.
10, if we switch roles, I will let you know what cruelty is.
1 1, explanation is always redundant. People who know you don't need it, and people who don't know you don't need it.
12, life is a journey full of unknowns. What you care about is the scenery along the way, and what you care about is the mood of watching the scenery.
13, your own destiny is in your own hands, and the road under your feet keeps going.
14. Whenever I meet beautiful scenery, taste delicious food and hear a joke, I will think, if only you were here.
I pretended I was brave, and I knew I missed the day when you appeared.
First, it's not terrible to get everything. I'm afraid we can't resist except memories.
2. [What are we talking about when we are full of lies? ]
Eat Jianweixiaoshi tablets as sugar for three hours, and eat sugar as Jianweixiaoshi tablets when you grow up.
Fourth, without you by my side, seeing you has become a very simple thing.
Being ignored by someone you care about will make you sad. What's even sadder is pretending not to care.
I hate it when people take away my enemies, but there is nothing I can do. Why should I ask others to love me only?
Animals are always naked, but they are never interested in sex appeal, because the opposite sex has never been naked.
Eight, be weak and believe in yourself. Be firm and trust my feelings.
Nine, once spent the whole youth to review youth, but also spent the whole life to doubt life.
10. Getting off work is like marriage in the old society. If you are unhappy, you must be together.
I believe that among the people coming and going in the city, there is always a group of experiences that you will remember for a lifetime.
If you start thinking about me now, don't forget that you don't love me now, not that I'm leaving.
Thirteen, early know that sadness is always inevitable, why care about that little tenderness.
14. I pretended to be brave and knew the day you appeared.
Fifteen, waiting, not waiting for you to come back, but looking for an excuse not to separate.
Sixteen, it turns out that I am not happy, but I have never noticed that a sensitive person is unhappy mostly because I care too much.
No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to choose resolutely.
If I keep it one day, please remember that it's because you don't care.
Nineteen, if you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasy, I will sing the onion song with you.
I don't want to let go, not because I love you, but because I don't want to be so mean/
Before giving you my opinion, I really didn't realize that I had the shortcoming of judging people by their appearances.
Twenty-two, learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, choose to block annoying things.
Have you ever had a very good girlfriend because a man abandoned you?
There is always a little sadness, and I don't know where to vent it.
Life is very strange, it is easy to forget what you want to remember, but it is not easy to forget what you want to forget.
Twenty-six, the unattainable is not ten years later, but before tomorrow.
I'm not afraid of the senior high school entrance examination, but I'm afraid of saying goodbye to that day.
1, go and meet the person you want to see, while the world is not so crowded.
I once gave you the warmest hug, but you gave me the saddest joke.
When you have the person you like, you will find the holiday very painful.
Time will dilute a person's memory, but it will never make people forget those memories.
5. If tears can hide sadness, how long will it take to be strong?
In fact, life is brought by pessimistic thoughts rather than unfortunate facts.
7. The previous vows were even worse than farting after breaking up, and they didn't even taste when they were released.
8. [I'm beginning to understand that it's not just scholars who are useless, but also deep feelings]
9. Crying hysterically in my heart touches every nerve in my heart.
10, the distance is just a space. As close as the heart is.
1 1. I'm not afraid of the senior high school entrance examination, but I'm afraid of saying goodbye to that day.
12, it's best not to mess with people who bleed for seven days a month!
13, in a word, how many people are lost and desperate.
14, in front of people who ignore love, the price is as heavy as Mount Tai; In front of people who cherish love, nothing!
15, graduation brings a carefree summer vacation and the possibility of never seeing each other again.
16, excessive forbearance will only turn inward and kill the soul #
17, a little promise is just sweet talk at that moment. In the end, this promise turned into a black and white photo.
18, how many of us live in cages all our lives, eager to watch others take risks, pursue dreams and enjoy freedom.
19, people who can go crazy with me must have a special relationship with me.
20. My hand is neither too big nor too small, but it can only hold you.
On the day when you leave me, my heart will ache to death.
Sometimes I think, I am just a tree you planted when you passed by. In midsummer, I once gave you shade and cicadas. You think it's beautiful and forget that I have four seasons. Come to see me in winter, look at my withered branches and leaves, thinking that this is the future of things that have changed. But I don't want to. This is the last thing I want you to see. You love me, can you love my four seasons?
Two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.
Third, I long for simple happiness, and I won't get lost no matter how far I go. The future life is full of trees symbolizing hope, and only you can live in the atrium. Hand in hand, we will never let each other down!
Love plays an angel of happiness in life, always creating romantic and warm bits and pieces, and always adjusting the triviality of life. Love is like a sorcerer's stone, which attracts you and me tightly and will never part!
On the day when I leave, my heart will ache to death.
6. I used to think that people would cry when they were most desperate. Later, I learned that the silence with empty eyes is the real heart death.
If you believe in yourself and a little luck, all your dreams will come true.
Eight, there is a kind of treasure that is obviously deep love, but I can't tell it. There is a kind of love that obviously wants to give up, but it can't. There is a kind of love that you know is suffering, but you can't bear it. There is a kind of love that knows there is no result, but the heart can't get it back! Tears are sour, sweet, bitter and spicy, with yesterday and future.
Nine, there is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way to go, but the heart is already irreparable.
Ten, don't change your love because of the eyes of others, don't live in the eyes of others and lose yourself! Feelings can't be greedy, nor is it a dream. So, be careful to wait for your earthshaking love. No love is perfect, no relationship is perfect; Love and lover can only be true. You are not the best, but I only love you!
Eleven, you said that youth is a handful of change, and you can just get a can of beer, drink it at dusk, then say goodbye with a smile and get up and leave with red eyes.
Twelve, the night is deep, the wind is gone, give me an old time, sit alone under the moss wooden window and make a pot of leisure tea. Never mind, when can the swallows flying to the south go home? Don't ask, where will that boat be exiled?
Thirteen, love a person for ten thousand years, unless you can be reborn. If there is an afterlife, will we still love each other? If there is an afterlife, the six divisions in the wheel of karma, I may not be able to be a man in my next life. Maybe I am a puppy lying at your feet. Will you recognize me? If there is an afterlife, you and I will be reincarnated, but I haven't met you in this life. What kind of life would that be? Will it be easier for me? Less tears; However, I laughed less.
Fourteen, the road is different, once like a friend at a fork in the road. I dare not say anything in my life. I think it's too hypocritical. I remember when I was a child, I always loved to say something that I could say for a lifetime. I just think about it now, and it seems to be empty talk. I think it's inertia to take one step at a time. Who can say that the future will be so long?
Fifteen, the automatic healing system has been upgraded, and the injury can be worse.
16. I finally understand the artistic beauty of Jacky Cheung's Goodbye.
Seventeen, the silent night is still spreading, and the wind of missing is mixed with loneliness and loneliness. I still stand at the window, hiding my confusion and burying my true yearning.
Eighteen, I will hurt, too. Do you think I am as heartless as you?
Love at first sight is the end of love, two of a kind is the beginning of love, heart-to-heart is the process of love, heart-to-heart is the sublimation of love, everlasting is the promise of love, and growing old together is the end of love!
Twenty, at this moment, my disappointing tears finally couldn't help anymore, pouring down like a waterfall, bursting out of my eyes and galloping freely on my face. Tears are not springs, but they have taught me how to love others. Because of you, because you left late, tears became a gift that I couldn't give.
Twenty-one, because you never took me seriously, I slowly forgot what happened to you.
Twenty-two, people will always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.
A beautiful life is sometimes shorter than a lonely journey. The heart that once cried silently accepted your invitation, and my third blessing and third promise flourished after you left.
Pretending to look up at the beauty of the sky, in fact, just don't want to let tears flow out.
Twenty-five, I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.
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