Humorous terms in plastic surgery

* Two frogs fell in love for many days and got married. After marriage, they gave birth to a baby. The male frog happily picked up the little frog. Look carefully, it's a toad! The male frog was furious and grabbed his wife's neck tightly. "Tell me, what's going on?" ! With tears in her eyes, the female frog managed to suppress a sentence: "I had plastic surgery before I met you! " "

Xiao Lv asked the old donkey, why do we eat hay every day and cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

Pig Bajie became a handsome boy after plastic surgery in Korea! So he went to find MM. After some tenderness, Bajie proudly asked MM, "Do you know how ugly I used to be? I'm Pig Bajie! MM got a fright: "Second brother, I am your eldest brother! "