A humorous and sarcastic joke

A collection of humorous satirical jokes

Humor satirical jokes collection: people who feel inferior are not confident in anything except themselves. More jokes are in the joke column. Welcome to enjoy!

A collection of humorous and satirical passages. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. I only have a week to review, and all the exams are beyond my reach. . .

2, review review one * * just two people: one Kobe and one Conan!

Books are the spiritual food of human beings. No wonder I've been having diarrhea these days. It turns out that my stomach is bad.

The full name of CET-6 is the national sixth sense test for college students.

5, the test paper must be kissed first, what is this called? Is it steady? .

6. Is it difficult to forget someone? It's easy to forget the knowledge points! ! !

7. If the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, you will die early when you study mathematics; A strong woman in business doesn't know so hard to forget's national hatred, but she still looks at probability theory across the river;

Apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying and love each other; How much sadness can you have? Indefinite integral cannot be solved;

Just like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night and the orthogonal matrix will not be arranged; The wind is rustling in Shui Han, and all subjects are difficult;

Sitting up critically ill, you can't afford to hurt math!

Humor and satire 2 1, plastic surgery is to have opinions on parents! Is the biggest unfilial!

2. Sales Department MM: Although our house price is low, our pool is large.

Everyone is drunk, and it is not necessarily a good thing that I am alone. They probably just want you to pay the bill.

4. I am very proud. Every time I go out to eat with friends, I have to pay the bill. Sometimes, I go to the bathroom to mend my makeup.

Today, a sister said to me affectionately:? Before I met you, I found there were no good men. Since I met you, I have found that there are too many good men?

6. Now I know why Li Jing hates Nezha so much, because Nezha's mother was pregnant with him for three years and six months, three years and six months dear!

7. Did you find out? Is this the look on your face when you play with your mobile phone in class? _ _ _? .

After careful study by scientists, it is found that having a birthday is very beneficial to health. The more birthdays, the longer life expectancy.

9. A woman takes pleasure in changing boyfriends and shows off the performance of men of different constellations in bed to her girlfriends. Her best friend calmly said, Sister, when you have slept with men of the twelve constellations, you will go out of Star Wars and call it Animal Farm, and you will sleep with men of all provinces. Then, when you have slept with men from every country, it will be amazing.

10, Lin Daiyu during the day and Pan Jinlian at night. -My ideal wife

3 1 I changed a pair of bell-bottoms today, so my fart will get bigger! ! !

Xiao Wang went to apply for a job, but he ran into a wall everywhere. Later, he discovered that Xiao Wang was blind.

3. Get up every morning and sleep with a miserable chick? Don't you have the money to take it? What's this chick's name? Ben. !

4. Which beautiful woman has few flies around her, and which rich man has few beautiful women around her. Unfortunately, I am one of the flies.

Today is a beautiful day, but I'm not married.

6, acclimatized, to get angry, Jin Mu is watching.

7. It's not terrible to have an empty head. The scary thing is that I put some water in it because I hate space.

Unlike those of you who exercise in the morning, I have tried my best to just sit up in bed.

9. People are like this now. Give him a dollar a day, as long as you don't give it to him for a day, you will hate you. Give him a slap every day, and as long as he doesn't smoke, he will appreciate you. . .

;