Simple and funny WeChat paragraph

1, hey, young people now! Really, take your cell phone with you when you go out. There is no money in your wallet. Have a meal and buy a pack of cigarettes. Take out your mobile phone, either brush it or sweep it. I haven't found any cash for years.

2, watching the news every day can make people laugh. Yesterday, my father-in-law shouted "Don't be fooled by the devil". Today, a 26-year-old man unplugged his grandfather's ventilator in order to charge his mobile phone. The old man was shocked and pressed the emergency notification button with his last breath. Not kindness, but what a good stand-up comedy material.

It is difficult to go to work at noon on weeding day. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a beautiful day, hard work is hard work!

4. Murakami: What am I thinking when I run? All I can think of is, of course, "Why didn't I win the prize after running for so many years?"

He will go back to his hometown to go to school soon and will not meet again. It's hard to come here again. She said, "Even if he goes back, I won't give up. I believe he can come back. " Maybe such a belief will not succeed. But she believes that she will be happier.

6. As the saying goes, Zhu Zhechi is near Zhu Zhechi. It's not your fault that you like eating. In the final analysis, it is because there are too many pigs around you.

7. Beggars often come to the store to beg. Yesterday, another one came. It happened that the general manager was there. To show his love, he said to me: You give him some packets of instant noodles, and I'll pay the bill. The beggar said, "I don't eat instant noodles, just give me a few dollars." The manager's face was black.

8. Dreams are not air to show off, but need to be practiced seriously. When the wind is right, we will fly without wind. As long as we have strong wings, we will still fly in the sky.

9. "Second brother, I'll cover you, so get out!" "But eldest brother, are you alone?" "Walking river's lake, sooner or later is also. I just want you to take care of your sister-in-law for me! " "Good eldest brother. When my sister-in-law and I have a son in the future, we must remember to let him give you incense! " .

10, set San Xiao's phone as the leader. Every time San Xiao calls, his wife says, "Come on, the leader is calling!" After I answered the phone, I said that the leader told me to go. When I was about to go out, my wife told me, "Take more money and do a good job."