A collection of classic humorous sentences

Jokes with good meaning are usually told by people with a sense of humor. Usually such funny people are popular with others. I have carefully collected a collection of classic humorous sentences for everyone to enjoy and learn! Selected articles from a collection of classic humorous sentences

1. The words are getting less and less, and the thoughts in the heart are getting more and more.

2. In the beginning, we are all children, and in the end, we are all ghosts.

3. Why is there a reminder when you add a friend but not when someone deletes your friend? Because Tencent doesn’t want to make you sad.

4. Human nature is so cold, as long as it is exchanged for something better, it will be willing to give up.

5. A female man is very cute when we first meet him, but he is very fierce after we get to know him.

6. Don’t worry about how to walk on the road you haven’t traveled yet, as long as you always walk in front of yourself.

7. Make a decision with a pat on your head, make a promise with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on your back.

8. If you continue to ignore me, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

9. The teacher said in class: Lu Xun is a pen name. After hearing this, Xiao Ming immediately came to the stationery store and said to the boss: "Boss, buy a Lu Xun." ?

10. If you ask for too little, others will think you can ask for nothing.

11. Whatever your identity is, you have an ID card.

12. People who have never stood still and waited will not understand what it feels like to stand for a long time and be unable to bend their legs.

13. You should live well, for the sake of those who want you to live well, and for the sake of those who want you to die quickly.

14. Is it easy for my mother to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight, and I will not lose weight.

15. Who said words spoken in anger are angry words, maybe they are true words that you usually dare not say. Collection of classic humorous sentences and popular articles

1. He quarreled with her, he slammed the door, left, and shouted that he would be his grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted grandma, I'm coming It’s up to you!

2. Time makes love become absurd, how can the smiling person cry.

3. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

4. In fact, when I said that my stomach hurt, it didn’t hurt very much. I just wanted you to care about me. How could I tell you when I was really in pain and sweating all over my body.

5. Never change your previous state, otherwise you will want to strangle to death the self-deprecating and pretentious person you were a few years ago.

6. Just finished watching Transformers, when Optimus Prime fell, why didn’t the young man holding Oreo show up?

7. I must make you mediocre In an ordinary life, be a shining psychopath.

8. I already have short hair, so don’t force me to get married again.

9. I’m leaving. Goodbye, my deskmate! Good friend myself! Goodbye, my best friend! Goodbye, teacher! Principal? Pay me back my tuition fees.

10. Once when I was squatting on the ground and playing with something, my boyfriend slapped me from behind. Then I was frightened and farted loudly.

11. One second before and after moodiness, there is a huge difference in attitude. Sorry, I am a bad person.

12. During a certain test, the teacher suddenly said: Students, don’t waste your mobile phone data for those one or two points. ?Teacher, you understand us so well.

13. I just like you to take more care of me, that way I look important.

14. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the world for being so pitiful.

15. There is a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are hardworking and smart, and they work overtime until dawn.

Collection of classic humorous sentences

1. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, pound the rice vat, break Dove, squeeze instant noodles, and tie condoms.

2. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, and I rely entirely on imagination.

3. I am in a bad mood now, and I don’t want to do anything but eat.

4. There are so many things on my mind that I can’t find suitable words to express. Please forgive me for being speechless.

5. My sister said to me today, brother, you are so handsome, you are my male idol. I was happy for three seconds, and then said to me, brother, let’s go buy toys. I understood instantly. .

6. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!

7. Someone asked me if I am still a person on Chinese Valentine's Day, wonder if I will become a dog

8. It is recommended that the country replace the chairs used in class with swivel chairs similar to those used in The Voice of China, so that students can turn around and listen if they think the teacher speaks well.

9. One time when I was on the street, my cell phone fell out, and a few coins fell out. Someone next to me said, look at the phone, it was so heavy that the phone bill fell out.

10. A true friend is one who sees you through and still be friends with you.

11. I got rid of the acne, but it came back to take revenge.

12. Although I am angry and walk in front of you, I will still peek through the side glass to see if you are following me and walking next to me.

13. In fact, I have not forgotten it, but there are some things that need to be hidden.

14. We are trying to be strong with our mouths, but we are not so strong in surrendering. In fact, we are all pretending.

15. Missing you is my excuse for being in a daze every day.

16. Even if you have a fever at home, you will continue to surf the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

17. The more people I know, the more I like animals.

18. It doesn’t matter, you don’t have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

19. Why does the wife use her husband’s money? Because when the word “husband” is reversed, it means “￥”. The reverse word for “husband” means “pay the bill”. What a painful realization.