If you have any funny jokes, make them funny. If they are not funny, I won’t accept them.

1. A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit must be very strong),

then ran away, and the wolf chased it angrily,

Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree.

Put on sunglasses and read a newspaper.

What are you pretending to be? Nothing happened.

At this time, the wolf ran over and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree.

Asked: "Did you see a rabbit running past?"

The rabbit replied: "Is it a rabbit that molested the wolf?"

The wolf shouted: "No way! It was in the newspaper so quickly!!!"< /p>

2. A certain beauty,

decided to spend a lot of money to lose weight.

After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, she felt very Satisfied!

On the way home,

at the newsstand,

bought a newspaper,

when I was looking for change,

She asked the boss: "Excuse me,

How old do you think I am?"

The boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

Then she went to McDonald's and asked the lady at the counter the same question.

The lady said: I guess 29.

She was so happy:

No,

she is 47!

Exuberantly, she went to the Uni-President supermarket on the corner to buy a pack of chewing gum and endured the pain. I kept asking the lady at the counter there. The lady said:

Hmm,

I guess 30.

She was so proud:

47,

Thank you!

While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her again.

The old man said: I am 78 years old and my eyesight is bad and I cannot see clearly. However, there is a way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand inside your bra, I can definitely tell how old you are!

There was silence for a long time, and on the empty street, she finally couldn't help but be curious: Okay! Give it a try.

The old man put his hand into her shirt and then into her bra, and began to explore slowly and carefully.

A few minutes later,

She said: Okay, how old do you think I am? The old man squeezed it one last time and took his hand out. Say: Madam, you are 47 years old.

The beauty was shocked and asked in surprise:

How amazing!

How did you know?

"Promise you won't be angry?"

"Don't be angry!

"

The old man's answer made the beauty faint:

The old man said: At McDonald’s,

I’ll be in line behind you