What funny things happened when northerners went to the south?

China has a vast territory and abundant natural resources, and the north and south are far apart, so there are inevitably differences. When northerners come to the south, it is inevitable to make jokes because of the differences between the north and the south. Do you know any northerners who have been to the south and funny things have happened?

Netizen one?

Northerners, playing in Quanzhou, got off at Luoyang Bridge. The road is blocked, so if the driver can't get through, just call. Please brainstorm Minnan dialect. Driver: Have you seen Xixiang? Me: West? I'm looking for the driver: Xixiang! ! Me: I can't tell the direction, I can't find it! Driver: XI is going for a ride! Me: West to East? I am even more dizzy. I begged the master to hang up. . . Helpless looked up and saw it. Stone statue, stone statue, Lord Cai Xiang.

Netizen 2

I studied driving in Guangzhou many years ago and took a road test in other places. I don't remember. In the evening, I share a room with a sister who works in Guangzhou taxation. It's too hot. I asked my elder sister politely if she wanted to take a bath. After answering that, she took off her coat and put on her underwear in the room, ready to take a bath. Sister suddenly said, don't be naked in front of her. I am speechless. I am used to taking a bath in the north and showing my body. But I still wear three-point underwear here. How can I be naked? Respect other people's habits and put on my skirt quickly. In addition, when swimming in the clubhouse in the community, southerners have to draw curtains and wash them themselves, while northerners don't seem to care much about this. Friends from Guangzhou came to the north to take a bath, got dressed at three o'clock and went in. I was embarrassed and ran away after a while.

Netizen three

In the first year of working in Shanghai, one day at noon, the head teacher (my roommate) of Senior One was on a business trip and asked me to take care of their class's noon study. Although I don't teach this course, I don't look up. The campus is so big. When running, I will meet students of all grades every day. There are few young female teachers in our school. So when I entered the class, the children were very excited to see me come to watch the self-study today. Yes, I am. I also encourage them to study hard or have a good rest to maintain class discipline. Just then, a naughty boy came from the back of the classroom. I saw him smirking, so I quickly said to him? Who gave you permission to go down to the ground? Go back to your seat. I didn't expect my casual remark to cause the whole class to burst into laughter. They are all imitating and repeating what I just said. At that time, I unknown so, suddenly red in the face. I didn't know until later Come down? In the eyes of southern children, this word only means working in the fields. It was really embarrassing.