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Yunian Qing's classic quotations
1. It is unhealthy to fight and kill, and it is not environmentally friendly to dig for treasures everywhere-FX (story meeting)
2. Being blind and handsome-FX
3. First, I want to have many children. Second, I want to write many books. Third, I want to live a very good life. I never dare to learn this kind of character-FX
5. I'm not as good as you. You ... are not as good as me in writing poems-FX (Eternal Romance)
6. I'm so drunk that I want to sleep, fuck you-FX (Eternal Romance)
7. I want to use it to ... roll my eyes at the world-FX
9. The world is theirs and ours, but in the final analysis ... it's ours.-FX (Handkerchief Lost in Changting Ancient Road)
1. My life has been gloomy for a long time, and I almost forgot to say that I was going to make a living. After so many things, I realized that if. -FX (live or die with dignity)
11. You know I know everything. -FX (sending CPP in the rain)
12. Blood is on his sword, and he is not moved at all. His heart feels unprecedented fear and panic. Look at the situation in Kyoto. Maybe that person ... That person should wait for himself. I can't wait for myself.
"You have to wait for me." "I came back late." -FX (laughing at heroes is not easy)
13. Everything is for celebrating the country, everything is for your majesty, and everything is for the world. This is your attitude, but it is not my attitude. For the people I care about, even if tens of millions of people die? And you didn't do it for me ... So, I don't forgive you. -FX (untitled again)
14. For me, neither he nor you can bet a little trust, because in your hearts, there are things more important than your partner-FX (untitled again)
Above FX quotations, Make up for others
If you want to find one in a disorderly order, please include many sentences. Although it may not be so wonderful, it will keep me in mind for reference for a long time.
1. The loved one knows well before know life is heavy
2. Everything is for the sake of celebrating the country
3. Thinking stagnates like a pig riding roughshod over-if
4. In a spacious palace, It seems that countless lights and shadows are dancing. It gradually condenses into a picture that only he can see clearly with his eyes closed. It is a poet in his previous life, an old handsome boy in his previous life, singing softly under a bamboo, bared his belly on the bed, and crying sadly by the river in the pavilion avenue. (Eternal romance)
5. The room is dark, and Wuzhu is alone, sitting next to a box and on his face. There is a gentle look on my face. (The Secret of the Box)
6. I'm lonely-yqm (The Secret of the Box)
7. I've been here, seen, played, been the richest man, killed the prince, pulled out the beard of the old emperor, and with the sunshine of this world, I almost unified the whole country, so why? -yqm (the secret of the box)
8. There is no real immortal bureau in this world-CPP (the immortal behind the immortal bureau)
9. The emperor also wants to have a son, the bitter lotus also wants to eat meat, the cripple Chen also wants to go to the toilet, and Fan Xian wants to have friends (the handkerchief is lost on the ancient road of Changting)
1. This is a pit. -the second child (the catcher in the rye)
12. Jinyi walks all her life at night, which requires the determination of the old monk, but even when the old monk is dying, he can't help but ask Shakespeare (Kailu)
13. Looking around for the sword and dying, it is very difficult to open his eyes. Look at the emperor. Some blood oozed from his lips. In a weak voice, the meaning of madness is still there: "How is my apprentice?" I don't care what kind of person she is, whether she is a fairy who has fallen into the dust or a little witch with ulterior motives. What does that matter? Her name is Ye Qingmei, which is enough. -CPP (revenge of CPP)
15. Your hands are still white, and you will always be extremely bright and correct. Only those stupid or violent people under the dragon chair have blood on their hands ... All the brilliance is poured into your body, and all the darkness and shame are attributed to your lieutenants and relatives. There is nothing better in the world-CPP (so what?)
16. A second-place official suddenly felt great sadness, his eyes got wet, he let out a loud roar of grief and indignation, and then fell to his knees heavily.
That old finger seems to have some magic power, but it just gently reached out and shook it. Then, there were countless voices in the yard, waiting for silence, waiting for it, forbearing it, and giving up as a last resort. (one finger and the submission of the procuratorate)
17. Your technique is ... somewhat ... poor. -CPP (Laughing at heroes is not easy)
18 I also have that thing-CPP
If you only have one life, you always need to see different scenery and meet different people, so that you can enjoy the game that you can't start over. ——FX
Fan Xian got up from the bed, sat down on the pillow made of cotton for Sisi, opened his pants, looked inside, read his favorite wine fist when he was still ill in his previous life, and showed his right hand with scissors, stone and cloth: "Who YD, I YD! Who YD, you YD! " He finally raised his eyebrows, looked inside his pants and said to himself, "It's me, YD. You're not capable of YD yet." (continuation of blood and tears)
As for men, you can't call them men just because you have yang ju, nor can you be mentally impotent. Although Pingping Chen is a eunuch, he is actually an idealist, a simple man, a man with a gun. (send CPP in the rain)
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