The funniest gangster sentences in 2019 are all so funny

1. Many people say that I can rely on my face to make a living, but I can’t. I have to rely on my mouth to eat.

2. During the surgery, the doctor asked me whether it would be under full anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. I said it would be mildly spicy.

3. The most painful thing is not being woken up by peeing in the middle of the night, but being woken up by peeing when the alarm clock still rings in half an hour!

4. Others use Chanel bags, LV bags, Dior bags...but me, I use emoji bags!

5. I once swore that I would cut off my hand if I shopped online again, but now I found out that I signed for Guanyin!

6. Anyone who says that girls can’t admit mistakes is telling lies. My wife admitted it to me: “I was wrong, I shouldn’t have married you in the first place!”< /p>

7. My wife asked me: Do you think I am gentle and beautiful? Me: Gentle, beautiful. Wife: Really? Are you afraid of hurting me? Me: No, I said that because I was afraid you would hurt me!

8. In the eyes of your mother, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may intersect.

9. At a class reunion, I found that I couldn’t even call out my name. I couldn’t help but lament that I skipped too many classes back then. After eating, I realized that I had gone to the wrong private room.

10. There was a beautiful woman crying by the river. I stopped, turned my back to her, and smoked a cigarette. The men and women passing by looked at me sideways, thinking I was going to dump her. It feels so good to have a girlfriend!