Love letter confession in university campus

Many people choose to fall in love in college. The love letters of confession on the university campus can be said to be flying all over the sky. Everywhere you go, you can see several scenes of show love. Let's take a look at the love letters of confession on the university campus.

I don't care that you are poor, because I like the days when I run for oil and salt. I don't care if the house is too small, as long as it is enough to live in. I only care if you have me in your heart. I only care about your happiness.

I don't know what love is, but I know what it is. I don't know what marriage is, but I know what it is, and I don't know what life is, but I know what life and death are.

Others are looking for a car and a building, and I have little plans to find a husband; Love each other, share weal and woe, through thick and thin for more than 20 years; Now that we have reached middle age, we are still holding hands; Successful career, the whole family laughs, and the whole family is happy.

Without a nice guy, I can't come up with good ideas, live in a big house, drive a good car, open a big shop or earn a gold spindle. I only have one heart that can accompany you for a lifetime.

Grass-roots love, no glamorous romance, no luxury houses and RV costumes, some efforts to support each other, and some struggles in the sky.

4 1 The most classic phrase on campus

1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!

7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13, how to lose weight without eating?

14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...

15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

18, there is love besides teeth.

19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.

24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

26. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.

28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

29. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

3 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.

34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

Sentences describing the university campus

1, my campus life is like a gurgling stream, flowing happily, with crystal waves from time to time. Looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, the full moon is painting, and the lack of the moon is poetry. Campus life in the silent years decorated me with pictures of life, which made my life full of joy and enrichment.

2. The winter jasmine in the corner of the campus also appears black and pink. Is the representative plant of spring, how can it fall behind? Winter jasmine shows itself with a string of small flowers like wind chimes, and its elegance can only be shown by its golden color.

There used to be a tree at the school gate, which was a corner of the campus, but the tree disappeared and never came back, and never sent us away from this reluctant alma mater.

4. The campus in the sunset has irresistible beauty. It is a kind of detail and tranquility, it is a kind of vitality. The crimson sunset shone on the lake and there was silence. Green water plants are dotted and swaying, and occasionally the breeze stirs up ripples. Do fish like swimming in the water and cheer for this campus?

In spring, like a craftsman, we make our campus beautiful. She dressed the peach tree elephant in pink, covered the stadium elephant with a green carpet, and combed the willow girl with slender braids. Bees are buzzing in the flowers, butterflies are flying in the campus, and we are listening to music and reciting texts under the tree, having a good time.

There is a very beautiful garden in our school. Beautiful flowers bloom all year round, especially in spring. There are flowers everywhere and they smell delicious. It's spring.

7. There are three big flower beds on campus. The flower bed is rectangular with sunflowers in it. Sunflowers are pink and beautiful in color. There are also several cans of * *, which are brightly colored. These beautiful flowers attract many butterflies and bees to collect honey in the flower bed. It's really lively! When the Chinese rose just opened, there was a fragrance floating in the campus, which attracted many of us to watch it.

8. This season, it is always easy to remind people of many past events, and many details in the past events are always related to campus Sophora japonica. Some people say that the strings of Sophora japonica are wind chimes left by lovers, which opens our pure first love and affectionate youth. Perhaps, the meaning of Sophora japonica does not stop there. It may take us a lifetime to understand one thing!

9. In spring, watching a hundred flowers blossom and everything revive, how beautiful the campus is in spring. Teacher Chun's flower basket, the smell of soil and vegetation exudes, and the beautiful campus becomes more beautiful because of spring. Although Miss Chun will leave soon and Brother Xia will come soon, our spring is still open and will bloom forever!

10, walking into the campus, tall palm trees on both sides of the road came into view. This is the world-famous Palm Avenue of Stanford University. The trunk of the palm tree seems to have been specially trimmed, and the crown is radial, like a blooming flower. At the end of Palm Avenue, there is a large green meadow. The green grass is oval, about the size of several football fields.

1 1. Every morning on campus, students after morning exercises flock to the classroom to read. Books are flowers that never fade, bright and fragrant. Students are like a group of tireless bees, biting flowers and swimming around in the ocean of flowers all day, eagerly absorbing the essence and honey dew of flowers.

12, although our campus area is not very large, its layout is exquisite, concise and beautiful. There are trees and flowers, tall and straight poplars, interwoven banyan trees, towering flagpoles, red and green plastic runways, lovely classmates and amiable teachers. Throughout the year, our campus is always extremely beautiful.

13, across the avenue, we came to the campus. Looking around, it is bright and wide. The flower beds are colorful, and the flower fairies dazzle themselves with decorations. The awakened insects move around, across the grass, through the Woods and into the world of flower fairies. There is a long flower bed in the corridor of each teaching building. There are flowers planted by classmates, and each flower has its own beauty. Most of the flowers can't be named, but the students went to the suburbs to pick them, which was particularly beautiful.

14. My school is located on the Fen River. It is a school with beautiful environment and complete facilities. When you enter the school gate, you will see a wide and flat green plastic playground, and then you will see our tall, brand-new, spacious and bright teaching building.

15, the winter is over, and spring comes to the world with light steps. On campus, green grass, green leaves and colorful flowers gather together like a market, forming a dazzling spring.

16. When you walk into the gate, the first thing you see is the cultural corridor of our school. As long as you observe it carefully, you will appreciate its beauty. Because it records the glorious history of our school for a hundred years, and also records the smiles and sweat of students and teachers.

17, Grandpa Dong left with a cold, and Sister Chun came to our campus with Baihualan. Alas, Daidai's fairy came, and then she came to lead us into the beautiful campus.

Campus funny jokes.

A beautiful woman raised her hand enthusiastically when the teacher asked questions, and the teacher told her to stand up and answer questions. After she answered halfway, she found that her thinking was wrong and she couldn't answer any more, so she hesitated. At this critical moment, a piece of paper flew in front of her, and she seemed to feel that a hero had finally saved America. She glanced at the note, which said, "You are dead!" "

Second, I went home from college and passed the gate of my childhood primary school. Familiar gate, familiar selling aunt. I excitedly walked over and said, Aunt, do you still remember me? My aunt was also very excited to see me: it's you, you still owe me 2 yuan that year. ...

Thirdly, in Chinese class, the teacher wrote the word "trembling" on the blackboard and asked Xiao Qiang to read it out. Xiao Qiang stood up and read aloud: "The war is awkward." The teacher asked, "Is that so?" Xiao Qiang said flatly, "No!"

Fourth, when I was in junior high school, I had a crush on a boy in my class, but he didn't know it. Every time I hand in my homework, I wait for him to hand it in, thinking: My homework must be next to him, so that when I hand it out, I can get together. Now think about it, it was really naive at that time ~ ~

When the teacher was giving a moral lesson to the students, he found the kitten dozing on the table and shouted: kitten! The kitten was awakened and replied, "here!" " ! Teacher: What is impolite behavior? It's impolite to disturb others' rest, said the kitten loudly! Teacher: ...

Teacher: A TV 450 yuan, a catty of apples: 1 50 yuan. How many kilograms of apples can a TV buy? Student: Teacher, there is something wrong with this question. Who is so greedy that he wants to change the TV to an apple?

At noon, I have to go to the canteen to cook. You know, every aunt in the canteen has the ability to turn meat dishes into vegetarian dishes. Of course, menstruation is going to continue shaking today. I really love those two pieces of meat. I said Happy Mid-Autumn Festival when my aunt was trembling. My aunt's face twitched obviously, and then she didn't stop. She also said that she should eat more at school and pay attention to her health. Afterwards, I thought about it. I'm too smart.

8. Outside the examination room of the Conservatory of Music, an unsuccessful girl stopped the examiner and asked, Professor, don't you believe that my voice will be a blockbuster one day? Of course, miss, when you are afraid or attacked.

Nine, today's geography class, a girl didn't attend the class and put on makeup at the bottom. . The teacher went up to him and asked, "Can you describe your face with two place names?" The girl couldn't think of anything, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied, "Dalian, Taiyuan."

When I first went to class, I liked smoking to go to school. Smoking, in particular, will attract the attention of many students. A few days later, when I entered the school, several students admired me: "Brother, you have a big temper! How dare you smoke into school? What's your name? We will follow you in the future! " I replied, "I'll call the teacher!" " "I was depressed for 20 minutes when they broke up!

Eleven, a male student was punished by the teacher for not paying attention in class. When he came back, the teacher said, "How do you feel?" The male classmate looked at the shoes and said, "Xtep is an unusual feeling!" " "

12. In college, there were two idiots in the dormitory, one was fat and the other was thin (relatively speaking). They often quarrel, but their relationship is very special. One day, I don't know why they quarreled. The fat one scolded the thin one: "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?" The brain was kicked by a donkey, right? " The thin one said, "Then why don't you step lightly?" Next, the fat man's black line made me laugh!

Thirteen, in class, a boy talked to a girl and was reprimanded by the teacher. The boy said, "I just asked her a question." "You should ask me if you have any questions." The teacher said. "Well, would you like to go out with me on Friday night?"

Fourteen, Jingjing snores when she is sleepy in the lower berth, which makes Jingjing sleep badly every day. So Jingjing wakes up every day and asks him, "Is my booger delicious?" Now the lower berth is in a state of anxiety and insomnia every day.

15. I went to the university opposite the company to watch the relay race of the student sports meeting yesterday. I saw a boy rushing forward. He was about to hand in the baton when a teacher in front of me shouted, "Hold on! Hold on! You are steady! " Then the two boys paused, looked at each other for half a second, and then hugged and kissed. ...

In class today, the history teacher gave an open email. Say the password is: my birthday ... everyone is dizzy at the bottom ... The teacher disdains to say that you don't know my birthday ... and then write down: my birthday ... ...

Seventeen, the math class is coming, and there are only two questions left. The teacher said, "I'll make one and leave the other for you." You choose! "A classmate said," teacher, you are really difficult. "The teacher said," I am a man and you are a woman! " "

Eighteen, "Cuba is rich in brown sugar." A classmate said to the person next to him, "You know, I like brown sugar very much." The teacher continued: "Brown sugar is usually eaten by pregnant women." The teacher went on to say, "America is rich in corn." The classmate got excited again and said to the classmate next to him, "Oh, I like eating corn best." The teacher continued: "The main use of corn is as feed."

19. There are fewer and fewer people watching school exercises for several days, and there is no one in the classroom. Later, it was found that they were all in pairs, hiding in the small playground behind the building and having sex (useless). Anyway, they all caught 13 and ran away. Finally, they gave the boy a punishment for running away. If you leave your girlfriend behind for such a few things, you must learn a lesson.

I always forget to bring my key when I go out, but I never regret it despite repeated reminders. One day, my roommate found me trapped outside the dormitory for the first time 10 1 0, and it was unbearable. The boss then angrily denounced: every word! The third child does not show weakness: two words deserve it! Old Five: Three words are really worth it! Finally, Lao Qi yelled at me: Please see the next episode in four words! 1. My girlfriend is the monitor. Yesterday Tuesday, she presided over the class meeting. Before the meeting, she said cheerfully that she would investigate everyone's private lives, and also said that boys with girlfriends raised their hands. Not many boys raised their hands. I looked at her happily and raised my hands. Step by step, she walked down from the podium, came up to me and said, "Good boy, put your hand down."

The teacher said: "Liu Yiyang's line in Naked Marriage:' I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age', which is similar to:' Although I didn't study, attend classes, review or do problems, I have a heart of failure.' "

Twenty-two, "Xiao Li went to school in the morning and took five dollars to eat Lamian Noodles. When crossing the intersection, I was stopped by a junior high school student to ask for money. At first, Xiao Li said no, and said that he would search him. Xiao Li gave up at once, but when he wanted to eat, he said, "I have five dollars, but I can't give it to you." "He asked how much to eat, and Xiao Li said two yuan, so he robbed Xiao Li of five yuan and returned it.

Twenty-three, my cousin teaches primary school Chinese. One day, I wrote a sentence in class to ask students to correct their mistakes: Saturday is Arbor Day, and there are workers, farmers, students and the elderly who take part in voluntary labor. A student who seldom talks raised his hand this time, and his cousin asked him to answer. The student replied: the elderly should be removed! Why? Because old people will breathe when they work!

On 24th, Mei Mei hurried to the examination room and found that the battery of the radio was not with him! I asked the boys I didn't know before if they had any wood or spare ones. Who knows, the goods directly threw their batteries to Mei Mei, fell asleep at my desk, and slept until 4: 30 to hand in the papers. When he left the examination room, Mei Mei asked him what he was doing. He said beautifully, "God sent me to send you batteries ..."

Teacher: You just started high school in the first half of the year. Why did you drop out of school? Student: Considering my present education, I have surpassed Mr. Hua, so I don't have to go to school any more.

Twenty-six, fourth grade, always thinking about progress. Once I went for a spring outing, I didn't listen to what the teacher said, only heard one sentence: "Who wants to stay?" I felt an opportunity for progress, so I shouted, "Me!" The classmate next to me quickly pulled me and whispered, "The teacher said that whoever disobeys will stay."

Teacher: Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has five apples, and you take three from him. What is the result? Tom: As a result, he will definitely beat me up.

28. A student named "Ma Biao" called roll call at the beginning of school. The class teacher didn't know how to pronounce it, so every time he called roll call in class, he always liked to say whether the horse fork had arrived. At the beginning of the Chinese class, the Chinese teacher called the roll with a little literary accomplishment: Has Wan arrived yet? Next, in physical education class, the PE teacher changed it directly to "Have a group of horses arrived?" . The history teacher didn't like the name very much, so he called the roll: Did the horse's dismemberment come?