Tell me a story. Tell me a joke.

1, someone gave Lao Wang a bucket of good wine. Lao Wang was afraid that someone would steal it, so he put a note on the barrel, which read "fake wine". When he got up the next day, he found that someone had stolen 25 cents. Lao Wang was very angry, so he changed the note and wrote, "Whoever drinks this fake wine will die." Another day passed, and someone stole it, leaving half. A friend said to Lao Wang, you have no money here. Who can you fool? Just write "urine bucket", no one will steal it. Lao Wang thought about it and changed the note to "urine bucket". The next day, Lao Wang looked at it. Sure enough, no one stole it, but the bucket was full. . .

In a library, a scholar found a beautiful woman in front of him. Beautiful women are very spicy, and their legs are apart when sitting. The scholar thought for a moment, went over to the beauty and said, "Miss, can you close the book?" ? The beauty looked at him and said disdainfully, "When will you put down your pen?" . The scholar said awkwardly, "Well, when I am free, I will make some notes in your book." .

A woman fell into the water, and there were three people on the shore, a farmer, a mathematician and a soldier. The woman asked three people to save her and promised to have sex with them. Each person could go back and forth in her body three times. The three rescued the woman ashore, and the woman fulfilled her promise. First of all, the farmers started, and the farmers were very honest. "1, 2,3" ended. Mathematicians are very cunning, "0. 1, 0.2, 0.3 0.4. . . "I walked back and forth 30 times. Finally arrived in front of the soldiers, brave soldiers shouted:

" 1、2、 1 ... 1、2、 1 ... 1、2、 1 ..."

I typed it word for word. I hope you like it.