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From 1. 1 to 1 in 2009. 30 diaries on 30th, 1, 100 words or so.

Spring Festival is a very grand festival in China. Every year, when the beginning and the end of the lunar calendar alternate, it is Xu Xi. On that day, the whole family will sit in a room and have a reunion dinner. There are so many dishes that you can't finish them with an open stomach. They will stay until the first day of tomorrow, and then eat it while it's hot, indicating that they have more than one year, and they are rich and auspicious.

In ancient times, the means of transportation were monotonous, except riding horses (cars) and boating, the rest were on foot. Near the end of the year, the letter from home also sounded the signal of returning home. So when you are on the main road, you ride through the forest; People who live by the water sail against the wind; If the road is dangerous, take your feet. It was normal to walk dozens of miles at that time. Hundreds of miles, not rare. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. More recently, in the 1980s, when there were few cars, slow trains and few planes, private cars were even more coveted. People think of themselves as suitcases, bags, snakeskin bags, stuffed into cars, crowded on trains, occupying aisles, drilling under chairs, and filling bathrooms. Think about it, so many people, sleeping in the wind, not only exhausted people, but also hurt their minds. It's really hard to drink. Just for one purpose-reuniting with family-reuniting with family, keeping the old age and praying for blessings is the true meaning of the Spring Festival for thousands of years.

In my hometown, near the New Year's Eve, the streets, shops and residents in the city have been cleaned, the new walls have been whitewashed, and all the old miscellaneous things in the room have been moved away. Lanterns have been hung in front of the door, Spring Festival couplets have been posted, and bacon sausages and fireworks have been prepared. Among them, children are the happiest. School is on holiday, just like a bird out of the cage, flying around and alive. On your birthday night, pay New Year greetings to your elders, say a few auspicious words and collect lucky money. Paper money is a new kind of ticket. The more you watch, the happier you are. It is a warm thing to save or buy your favorite gadgets. From the second day of junior high school, relatives at home began to come. Mountain people, perhaps with mud on their shoes, entered the house, not at all polite, yelling and making noise. Visitors must put homemade smoked chicken, smoked duck, rice fragrance, sesame seeds and peanut candy in bamboo baskets or back cages empty-handed. There is a sweet shredded sweet potato with cotton in it, which is crisp and delicious. There is also Ba Huang, where glutinous rice is made and wrapped in bamboo shells. As soon as I opened it, the room was full of fragrance, which was irresistible. There are also friends of parents who congratulate each other on the New Year, meet to play cards and mahjong, and make a small gamble to increase their interest. If no friends come to visit, they will play with their families. Opponents win or lose on stage, parents and brothers off stage. Take it seriously and don't cheat. The dining table is still on the table. Whoever is hungry will have a bite. It is also convenient to bring fruit snacks. Children lie on the sofa watching TV, no matter how late it is, adults don't interfere. Compared with weekdays, I am much more tolerant. Even if I say a few words, I will be very gentle, not hard-faced, and not angry. The Chinese New Year's schedule is tight and full, and it's either this one or that one. I still have to take time out to visit the graves in the countryside. Put cooked fruits and vegetables on the grave, insert some incense, sprinkle paper money on the grave and set off firecrackers. The new year is coming, and I send a miss to my relatives who live in the cold and humid land. At this time, in front of and behind the house, plum blossoms are white, peach blossoms are red, and cauliflower is yellow. When it is sunny, choose the scenery, take a photo, and then pick it back, which becomes a pleasant outing to worship the ancestors.

The first few days in the country are also sweet times for lovers. Few couples crossed the line at that time. Holding hands and kissing are considered "hooliganism". Go to the woman's house, pull a few feet of cloth, bring two bottles of soju and two cigarettes, and the future parents-in-law will naturally be filled with joy when they meet such a clever future son-in-law. So the paddy field detoured, in front of the bamboo forest slope, in the green tile house, on the dining table, and now it is the festive season, and the atmosphere is stronger, as if it were one of our own. The young man should drink more. He can drink more, which shows that he is strong and capable of working. Only he is willing to do it, and life is like wine. The hotter he gets, the less his daughter will suffer in the future. In case the naughty young lady does something strange. If my sister doesn't stop me, it will be strange for my future brother-in-law not to get drunk. If in a remote country, young men and women meet, turn over dirty old songbooks by oil lamps, sing songs and play some anecdotes, they are in good spirits. A wealthy family with electricity, neighbors go, watch TV and listen to opera, and a harmonious cloud naturally becomes.

On the thirteenth day, the dragon lantern entered the city. (There are also lion-beating teams) Most of the "Dragon People" are farmers near the county seat. According to the tradition in the past, they posted to large trading companies and companies. The following words can't be said, but sung, just like Sichuan Opera, is also the content of good luck, Longteng Ma Yue. If the other party accepts the position, "Dragon" will come to you on the 14th or 15th night. The dragon is a bamboo skeleton, wrapped in paper, and its whole body is colored. The huge faucet, sharp horns, exposed longan and swinging dragon whiskers are like Fang Sheng, which is the most eye-catching. A dozen strong men below, wearing pointed wide-brimmed bamboo hats, were stripped to the waist and danced the dragon together. Several people from the host family went up, holding long bamboo poles and hanging fireworks and firecrackers, which exploded behind the strong man's head! Suddenly sparks were flying, the noise was deafening, and the smoke was rolling, as if the dragon had gone through all kinds of hardships and hammered into a clank of iron. That scene, that battle, made the audience thrilling! It is said that the dragon bearer has lard on his back. Even so, there are injuries and pains, but the problem is not big. After that, the main family will have alcohol, tobacco, money and goods to pay each other. "Dragon Man" received his thanks and entered the next thrilling scene. People swarmed in. At this point, the whole city is like a gap in the ocean of thunder and fire. Until late at night, a series of "scarred" dragons went to an empty place, or walked to the river, lit a fire, turned it into a raging fire, burned the dragons, held the moon home, cooked several bowls of glutinous rice balls and went to the Lantern Festival.

Today's Spring Festival, with some new contents, cities and rural areas have really changed too much. Not to mention the appearance, some traditional customs are out of date, and some are out of sight. Family members get together, as if having a meal and playing mahjong, and feel a little tired. Think about it carefully, times have changed, ideas have changed greatly, and the taste of the year has also changed. In the past, because of poverty, only during the Spring Festival could we put on new clothes and eat rich fish, sweets and all kinds of delicious food. Naturally, I feel particularly comfortable. Nowadays, people are rich, and every day is as chic as Chinese New Year. As the saying goes, they have money for the New Year every day.

But after all, the Spring Festival is our ancestor. During this period of time, it is rare to have this leisure in life, forget your troubles, then throw away your hatred and laugh.

Written on the title page of the Year of the Tiger.

The roar of firecrackers, the old year has passed; The warm spring breeze ushered in the New Year, and people happily drank the newly brewed Tu Su wine. The rising sun sheds light on doors of each household, New peachwood charm is put up to replace the old. "The new peach has changed the old symbol", which means to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, and start all over again. From the beginning, we will focus on the future, give full expectations and some expectations for the future, and maybe there will be some anxiety and fear.

In any case, facing the future, there will always be some excitement and longing. I hope the future can be as free as people often say.

Now, we write down our expectations for the Year of the Tiger on the title page with the affectionate color of ox tail and sincere heart.

Standing at the end of the Year of the Ox, looking at the blue sky of the Year of the Tiger, I hope it is high and blue. The blue sky like water is as clear and soft as our mood. Occasionally, a few white clouds float by, vividly and passionately lingering in the sky, which is our reverie and yearning. Idle clouds, hasty clouds and elegant clouds express our vision for the future under the blue sky and send the arrival of the Year of the Tiger.

A flock of white pigeons flew from the distant horizon, like tidbits floating in the blue sky, scattered around for a while, gathered together for a while, fluttering; Flapping white wings, drawing beautiful curves and writing mysterious tunes in the blue sky; The melodious whistle glides in the air, like a breeze through the forest, like a shower of flowers falling on the blue lake, rippling endlessly on the calm sea, from the waves in the Year of the Ox to the shore in the Year of the Tiger.

The hoofbeat of cattle faded away, and the melodious flute of the shepherd boy still lingered in my ears. The flute blew away the stars all over the sky, and also sent away a year of hard work and fatigue. Use the hope of the Year of the Tiger to erase the melancholy and regret left by the Year of the Ox, and let a tired heart wake up like a dream in the bell.

We don't expect a leap in the Year of the Tiger, but only hope that our loved ones will be happy and healthy. The dragon and horse spirit of the old people, such as adding wings to the tiger, leads a happy and energetic life in the Year of the Tiger; Children are like tigers going down the mountain, doing their duty in their respective jobs. Don't be afraid of wolves before and tigers after, anticlimactic. It is necessary to have the spirit that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and the Year of the Tiger has great achievements.

We worked as hard as cows in the Year of the Ox, but when it was over, we were still severely slaughtered by others. Come to the Year of the Ox with fear and unwillingness, and look forward to it with sincerity, hoping that everything will be fine in the Year of the Ox. I only hope that all the deducted wages will be returned to my account, that the relevant state departments will no longer ignore the reasonable demands of teachers, that the national cause will no longer be reduced to personal wallets, that education, a century-old plan, will not be taken seriously, that a moth and a half will not destroy Wanli Longtan, and that the hearts of millions of teachers will not be ignored because of the greed of a few people.

I hope the campus in the Year of the Tiger is full of bright sunshine, which shines on every corner of the campus without a trace of haze. Teachers and students will work and study happily in the sun; The warm spring breeze blows gently, such as a loving mother's palm stroking the baby's cheek, teachers and students will feel the warmth and love of the spring breeze; The drizzle moistens every inch of campus silently, just like a virgin sowing the seeds of love. Teachers and students will feel that there is a trickle in their thirsty hearts, and they will be bathed in the rain and dew of love and live happily.

In such a sunny, warm spring breeze and drizzling campus, teachers are markers for students to paint a bright future; The teacher is the wind on the sea, and sails for the students; Teachers are those gentle hands that gently wipe away the dust from students' hearts. Students are eagles in the sky, soaring in the vast blue sky; Students are flowers in the garden, blooming in colorful flower beds; Students are rowers in the blue waves, rowing against the wind and rain.

The campus is a pure land, and teachers do not seek holiness, but are willing to be ordinary or mediocre. I just hope that I will no longer be "ridiculed" and will no longer be damaged. In a peaceful campus, preach, teach, dispel doubts, and do your duty silently.

The footsteps of the Year of the Tiger are getting closer and closer, and I hear the wind of "Tiger Tiger" rolling up from the mountain. Fold up the joys and sorrows, gains and losses of the Year of the Ox, treasure it in the rings of years, make it yellow and waste, and accumulate the wealth of life. As the Year of the Tiger approaches, I write all my regrets and anxieties in the past and my wishes and expectations for the future on the title page of the Year of the Ox. I just hope everything goes well and everything is safe in the Year of the Tiger.