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Horse's funny allegorical sayings
Two-part allegorical saying is a Chinese character culture. I have carefully collected funny two-part allegorical sayings about horses for you. Welcome everyone to have a look!
1, Monday morning quarterback-late
2, the horse stretches its legs-a problem.
The giraffe enters the horse's head.
4. Talking on the phone through a horse-strange smell (riding a horse)
5, the teeth of the mold snake bee needle-the most poisonous
6. A blind man rode a blind horse and hit it.
7, the heart is equipped with a motor-hot belly.
8. Catch a rabbit by leading a horse-fooling around
9. A doll riding a wooden horse-if you don't advance, you will retreat.
10, the jade emperor called Xu-strange thing.
1 1, Lord Huang Cheng's horse-like goods
12, the lame ride a blind horse-each shows its strengths.
13, horse-drawn unicycle-just turn it over.
14, robe, mandarin jacket and melon hat-the same old story
15, the cowshed goes into Zhang Ma's mouth-it's none of your business.
16, poisonous snake's teeth, wasp's needles-all jumping.
17, flattery caught the horse's mouth-it will bite.
18, Sima Yi broke the eight diagrams-he didn't know how to pretend to understand.
19, horse racing in the clouds for half a day-show the cloven foot
20, paper horse shop goods-waiting to burn.
2 1, riding an ox chasing a horse-far behind.
22. Ride through the downtown area-hang it all!
23, the horse bit through the cow's mouth-nonsense.
24. Riding is too unstable-happiness will not be enjoyed.
25. Martha is an accountant-it's a complete mess.
26, ponytail rope-it doesn't work.
27. Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma
28. Ride on Tianshan Mountain-See you later.
29, riding a blind horse-trespassing
30. Coffee in Malaysia-Interesting.
3 1, Masan pets are free.
32. Stand on the hill and watch the horses fight-no kicking, no biting.
33, eight horses can't open-inseparable.
34. The clown in the circus-going through the motions. A funny two-part allegorical saying about horses.
35, a horse for two elephants-not necessarily unworthy.
36. The bridle is tied to the sheep's head-the way is wrong.
37. It is difficult to turn a horse across a bamboo bridge.
38, roadside spittoon-everyone beer
39, flies on the horse's ass-buzzing.
40, stab a girl with a needle-it's easy to get ahead.
4 1, riding a horse to study-we'll see.
42. Lose the horse and lose the car-the tide is gone.
This horse is pulling its hind legs-try to be brave.
44. The horse in the temple-Jing can't.
45, kiss up-get a foot.
46. Others ride horses and I ride donkeys, and there are carts behind-less than the front and less than the back.
47. The old buffalo pulls the carriage-it won't fit.
48. Seeing a camel says that the horse is swollen-it's rare and strange.
49. The general does not dismount-each goes his own way (metaphor).
50. Horse racing on the top of the city-running far away
5 1, bridle-mechanical replication.
52. I don't know the year and month when the monkey was sealed.
53. Ma Huhu-that's not true.
54, the nail palm on horseback-too far from the point.
55, horse fight-see topic (hoof)
56. The ponytail is stretched on the pipa-nothing to mention. An interesting two-part allegorical saying about horses.
57. The old man poked a hornet's nest-looking for a way (stabbing)
58. The fox hits the wasp-he doesn't know how to live or die.
59. flies in the manger-muddling along.
60. Put the saddle on the cow's back-it's a mess.
6 1, put the motor on your chest-move your heart.
62. The flies in the horse-muddling along
63. Horse racing is cornered.
64. Mud horses pinch idols-no kindness.
65, holding a horse spoon in his arms-sheng (cheng) heart (metaphor for deliberately doing that)
66. The donkey's head sticks out of the manger-an extra mouth.
67, the bumblebee in the nest-not easy to mess with.
68. It belongs to the wasp-it's not easy to mess with.
69, bumblebee crossing the river-with (bad) poison.
70. A dead cow pulls a wooden horse-always.
7 1, you have a good horse and I have a golden saddle-worthy of you.
72. It's the tofu seller who is cheating-the business is not big and the shelf is big.
73. Less riding time and more pedaling time-putting the cart before the horse.
74. Ride on a wooden bridge-you can't go back.
75, yellow dog riding a horse-fooling around
76, ponytail string-not worth talking about (playing)
77. A horse thief wears a cassock-framing others.
78, pull the horse's tail race-hanging
79, bee needle, scorpion tail-not to be taunted
Riding without a whip-kiss up
8 1, all the toilet lights are painted outside, () stinks inside.
82. Sitting in the lobby wearing a toilet-stealing (polluting) officials
83. Qin's yellow mules and horses-many people.
84. Ma Shao touches the edge of the pot-this kind of thing happens from time to time (metaphor is not uncommon)
85. Riding a single-plank bridge-it's hard to turn back.
86, ponytail tied with tofu-can't lift it.
87. Knife and horse can't use sword and gun-idiot (Dan)
88. Saddles are placed on the backs of donkeys-they don't match the number.
Riding a loaded horse-all on horseback.
90. Hippo yawns-what a big breath.
9 1, the wasp stung the bald man-there is nothing to hide (metaphor)
92. The blind lick the hornet's nest-they won't want to eat sweets if they are afraid of being stung.
93. kowtow to people who have shaved their heads-it's over.
94, circus monkeys-playing with people.
95. Touch peanuts and beans on a girl-grab a lot.
96, wild horse runaway-rampage.
97. Horse-the fist of the canned man.
98, ponytail ponytail-you kick me, you hit me.
99, riding an old cow chasing a fast horse-far behind.
100, the horse has long horns and the mule gets off the colt-strange thing.
10 1, temporarily get on the sedan chair to pee-urgent
102, the monkey is riding a horse-jump up.
103, girl country recruiting-wishful thinking
104, the faucet does not pull the ponytail-the force is wrong (metaphor strength or kung fu is useless, to the point)
105, take a toilet on business trip-it stinks everywhere.
106, cross the road-look around.
107, the wasp that fried the nest-it's so noisy
108, it is not allowed to stir up hornets' nests.
109, Mawei Bati Tofu-Can't string together
1 10, making a phone call on horseback-anecdote.
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