The three spirits of Zhou Yu are Zhuge Liang.

Wuyue Group has a big problem. 60,000 employees have beriberi. It is estimated that Zhuge Liang is playing tricks in the dark. The most terrible thing is to face the merger challenge of Cao Wei Group. Domestic troubles and foreign invasion, panic, lane is bad to, the old wuyue group will collapse. Chairman Sun Zhongmou can't eat well and can't sleep. His mouth was covered with bright blisters and his eyes were full of bright red blood.

At this juncture, Zhuge Liang came.

"What can I do for Mr. Zhuge?" Zhou Yu has been keeping a straight face.

"Ha ha, I brought you the gospel!" Zhuge Liang said cheerfully, "Liu Xuande sandals can not only increase the strength of soldiers. Can also cure beriberi ... "

"Forget it, unless you give it to us for nothing, you'd rather rot your feet than buy your sandals." Zhou Yu will cut the gordian knot.

"Don't be angry. The Chibi War is coming. I will help you a lot. It is written in the history books."

"History can also be rewritten."

"If I don't help you borrow an arrow from the grass boat, will you win?"

"Don't deceive people, lest Lao Cao joke."

"If I don't lend you the east wind, can you still set fire?"

"Of course, no problem, I have my own clever plan!"

"If I am a bad person. Tell Lao Cao not to connect the warships together? "

"That doesn't matter."

"Well, if Zhou Gongjin doesn't let me help Zhuge Liang, you can win the Battle of Red Cliffs, and my 60,000 pairs of sandals will be given to you for nothing!"

"It's a deal!"

"It's a deal!"

Zhou Gongjin held out his little finger, and Zhuge Liang also held out his little finger.

"Hook, make a wish, and it will remain unchanged for a hundred years!"

2

Zhuge Liang was still muttering when he returned to the company. Zhou Yu is possessed, 60 thousand against 800 thousand. How can he beat Cao Cao?

No, I really want to remind Cao Cao not to let this boy take advantage of the loopholes.

Zhuge Liang arrived in Cao Ying.

"I know you are Zhou Yu's gang." Cao Cao cut to the chase.

"Not now." Zhuge Liang quickly defended: "Zhou Yu will attack with fire ..."

"Yes, I have seen that history, and I won't be fooled."

"He said that history can be rewritten, so you should be careful." Zhuge Liang reminded me: "They also bought my 60,000 pairs of Liu Xuande sandals, which can be strengthened and strengthened. Maybe one can be ten. They are familiar with the terrain and used to water warfare. I am afraid that you will suffer. "

"oh? Is this really the case? "

"It's true!" Zhuge Liang quickly gave Cao Cao a look at the order.

"Well, I'll buy you 800,000 pairs, but you have to have a preferential price!"

"Membership price, ok?"

"No, it must be the wholesale price!"

"According to you, cash is available!"

"Cash on delivery!"

"Hook!"

"Oh, I don't like that child's things. Just sign a contract for you! "

Zhuge Liang signed the contract, drank a glass of wine and went back happily. As he walked, he called the head of the production department and urgently adjusted 860 thousand pairs of sandals!

three

Zhuge Liang crossed his legs in the office. While playing the game of Moore Manor, I drank Coca Cola and hummed the Bashu ditty I just learned from time to time.

Suddenly spies came to report that Zhou Yu was sitting on his hands, neither training nor preparing for war, but raising rats with soldiers!

Monks Zhuge Liang and Zhang Er were at a loss. Zhou Yu, why do you keep mice?

While training the water army, Cao Cao sent spies to spy on the military situation in the south of the Yangtze River. I also play the game of Moore Manor on the computer. Suddenly I saw Zhuge Liang's QQ avatar lit up.

"Hello, hello, is Aunt there?"

Shun is the screen name of Cao Cao.

Cao Cao is inexplicably upset these days, just don't want to chat with people, so he has been invisible.

"What's the matter?"

Tick tock! Tick tock! It rang twice, and Zhuge Liang's QQ kept beating.

"There is a new situation!"

"Cao cao stare big eyes.

"Zhou Yu raised a lot of little mice!"

"hmm? Do you want to engage in germ warfare? That is not allowed by the United Nations! "

"I don't know, this boy, you have to be careful!"

"……"

"Do you want to buy a batch of gas masks from me?"

Cao Cao was hesitating when his spies came to report. Zhou Yu is sure that the whole army is raising mice!

"All right. Please quickly adjust 800,000 sets of gas masks, but it is also the wholesale price! "

"No problem!"

"I just don't have cash, and I will pay after the war."

"Isn't that good?"

"Otherwise, your 800,000 sets of gas masks will be regarded as shares of our company. When I merge with Wuyue Group, how about we pay dividends by share? "

It doesn't matter if Zhuge Liang thinks about it. Cao Cao already knew that Zhou Yu used fire to attack. I won't be cheated again, so I will be happy to take a stake.

four

Cao Cao suddenly received Zhou Yu's gauntlet, and went out three days later. The mode of operation was still fire attack. And remind Cao Cao that Cao Cao will catch fire in three days, and Zhou Yu will personally lead the troops to fish in troubled waters. Don't blame him for being impolite.

Haha, this Zhou Yu is also naive enough. Is there such a challenge?

Cao Cao opened QQ and told Zhuge Liang the contents of Zhou Yu's gauntlet. Zhuge Liang also felt funny.

"But you'd better be careful."

"Of course, this is just arson. I am not Daxinganling here! "

Cao Cao immediately ordered. The size of the three armies, three days are not allowed to make a fire to cook, and those who violate the order will be beheaded!

Although the weather in October. Fortunately, it's not cold in the south. Everyone eats ham and drinks mineral water, and they don't feel guilty.

Cao Ying had nothing to do for two consecutive days, until noon on the third day, when a northwest wind blew.

Cao Cao smiled and said, "Haha, I see how your boy can attack with fire!" " "

Nephew Cao Rong also said, "We are in the north and they are in the south. If we set fire, unless we want to burn ourselves! "

Cao Cao nodded. He ordered the water army to take strict precautions and return to camp to play games.

Just playing for a while, suddenly a soldier came to report that there were many mice in the barracks!

"Either bacteria or poison gas. Put on the gas mask quickly, don't touch them with your hands and destroy them! " Cao Cao decisively gave the order.

The mice were running around in the barracks, and the soldiers were waving swords and guns, sticks and iron bars, and poking at them.

Cao Cao didn't know it was a trick. It turns out that Zhou Yu has long discovered that all the areas around Chibi are mountainous, and there are many hornstones in the rocks, which belong to flint. As long as iron objects collide, it is easy to catch fire. With so many soldiers fighting mice together, it's natural to fight horn flint. The northwest wind was very strong, and Mars splashed on the tent, which immediately ignited the flame. It took dozens of miles to camp and suddenly caught fire. The wind fueled the fire, which spread from the shore to the ship. Countless people were burned to death and drowned. At this time, Zhou Yu's army really robbed the fish in troubled waters, and Cao Cao could not resist and had to fail.

five

Zhuge Liang heard that Zhou Yu was still attacking by fire and saw the northwest wind blowing. He thought, you don't need me to be wise, so let's make a fool of ourselves. Haha, play games!

Zhuge Liang entered Moore Manor in a good mood. Suddenly a spy came to report that Cao Cao's camp was on fire, and it had been burned to the boat in the river. Zhou Yu led the troops to kill it. It seems that his fucking brother is dead-no uncle (saved)!

"What did you say?"

I saw Zhuge Liang's eyes staring straight, haha, laughing twice and crying again.

"Call a doctor!" Zhang Fei saw something bad and shouted, "Brother Liang, what's wrong with you?"

I heard Zhuge Liang cackle in his throat, and after a long time, he popped out: "It's over. My 800,000 gas mask! "

Suddenly the fire hit my heart, one mouthful blood gushed wildly, one failed, and the personnel did not know.

Fortunately, the doctor came and pinched people with his nose twisted. After dinner, Zhuge Liang woke up leisurely.

The doctor helped him to adjust his breath and drank a bowl of ginger tea before he woke up.

Zhuge Liang called the spy again and asked about the situation carefully. He didn't ask if it was all right, but the more he asked, the more angry he became. He was so angry that Cao Cao couldn't help fighting. While hating Zhou Yu's cunning, he suddenly remembered the 60,000 pairs of sandals he had bet in Jiangdong. Why didn't I think of that? I was so clever that I was confused for a moment. How can I gamble like this? No matter which side wins or loses, won't I lose a lot?

The more Zhuge Liang thought about it, the angrier he became. He couldn't help sighing: "God, if you were born in, how can you understand!" "

Zhuge Liang couldn't help being jealous. In the blink of an eye, he sprayed several mouthfuls of blood and was unconscious.

At this time, Liu Bei and Guan Yu also arrived, and the house was in a panic.

"A Liang! I can't live without you! 55555……"

Liu Bei, a useless guy, can do nothing but cry.

"Why don't you give me a stimulant?" Guan Yu, also known as Guan Yu, is called a general.

The stunned doctor suddenly realized that he immediately opened the medicine cabinet and rummaged for a long time. Finally, he found the potion and immediately gave Zhuge Liang an injection.

I didn't expect Zhuge Liang to get puffed up just after waking up, and he would have to settle accounts with Zhou Yu in the future. Then he called Cao Aman incompetent. Then try to get rid of the shackles of others and go to death.

Guan Yu couldn't help exclaiming, "That's enough! We are really blind, how can we invite you, a useless guy, to be the manager! "

I didn't expect this sound to really work, just like turning off the power. Zhuge Liang thumped and fell silent.

"There is a loss outside the embankment, and it is replenished inside the embankment. Why do you lose the chain like this!"

"No, General Guan, it's a loss inside the dike, a supplement outside the dike." Zhuge Liang corrected and said, "Do you have any brilliant ideas?"

"Do you think about it, the newly merged Jiangxia Group of Cao Wei Group is nearby. Cao Cao is like a lost dog now. How does he manage them? We merged nearby. Isn't there a silver lining behind the dark clouds? "

"Wonderful plan!" Zhuge Liang turned grief into joy. "wonderful! Hurry up, don't let Zhou Yu get there first! "

Besides, Zhou Yu defeated Cao Cao without Zhuge Liang firing, and he couldn't help but be elated. He personally commanded the three armed forces and beat Cao Jun to the pulp. I am so happy in my heart, sweeter than eating watermelon in dog days!

Zhou Yu was proud when a newspaper reported that Zhuge Liang led Liu to capture Jingzhou and merge with Jiangxia Group, which made him furious.

"wow! These guys, so greedy, actually took advantage of me behind my back! "

six

Xiangyang city.

Xiangfan five-star hotel.

Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei are sitting on the right.

Sun Quan, Zhou Yu and Lu Su are sitting on the left.

"General Guan Yu is not here today?" Sun Quan accosted.

"Oh, General Guan, he went to the sub-bureau below to inspect."

Zhuge Liang hurried to answer, for fear that Liu Bei would spill the beans. Actually, I went to Jingzhou to set up a defense.

"Why haven't I seen Lu Xun? I heard that he is a young talent! " Liu Bei is also chatting up.

"Greetings, there is something wrong with the branch. Let's push it around. " Sun quan is an understatement.

"I think it's better to cut to the chase." Zhou Yu simply said: "The core issue of this negotiation between our two group companies is Jingzhou."

"Jingzhou belongs to Jiangxia Group, and now Jiangxia Group belongs to us. What is there to talk about, dizzy! " Zhuge Liang is actually not dizzy. I am awake.

"As we all know, Cao Wei Group was hit hard by our Wuyue Group, and it was too busy to take care of Jiangxia Group. In other words, Jiangxia Group is our trophy. Now you don't work hard, but you come to grab our spoils. This is not in line with the rules of the rivers and lakes! "

"Mr. Zhou only knows one thing and doesn't know anything else. You two are quarrelling, and we are doing business. Cao Wei Group bought 800,000 sets of gas masks from us, and it is unable to repay them. We used his Jiangxia Group as collateral. Isn't this a natural thing? "

"Who are you kidding? You invested in his shares. If you lose money now, you will also lose money. You can't argue irrationally! "

"Anyway, whether you play or not is none of our business. We can merge anyone we like. "

"You can't say that." Zhou Yu's tone softened. "It's good, I'll make way. Give you sixty thousand pairs of sandals, you give up Jiangxia ... "

"no!"

The negotiations are deadlocked.

In fact, Zhou Yu just wants to stall Zhuge Liang.

"Well, let's play chess and bet on winning or losing a game."

"bet on what?"

"Bet on Jingzhou, whoever wins will pay back."

"Jingzhou is ours. Want to bet with you? " Zhuge Liang was not fooled.

"Then we'll gamble through the cassock."

"What do you mean?"

"That is to say, we all wear Taoist clothes. If anyone wins, he will take off his robe. Whoever loses will wear it for a lifetime and is not allowed to change into other clothes. "

"good!"

Zhuge Liang thought, boy. You will definitely put on the cassock. My level in the game room is corps commander!

Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang began to play chess.

Don't tell me, they are really neck and neck. Both sides stick to the door and don't show any flaws.

However, after a while, it was deadlocked, and Zhou Yu thought hard. I don't know how to break through the opponent's defense. Zhuge Liang waited patiently at first, and then he thought of Guan Yu. He thought, will General Guan be fooled by Lu Xun for his generosity?

Playing chess is most afraid of distraction. Zhuge Liang was puzzled and didn't see Zhou Yu looking for him to carpool. But I took a slow step and lost a car for nothing!

As a result, Zhuge Liang was at a disadvantage and panicked. Think about every step for a long time.

Zhou He ate a car and couldn't help feeling smug. Zhuge Liang walked slowly, so he daydreamed. I thought Zhuge Liang had no time to care about Guan Yu at this time. Lu Xun, a clever boy, is sure to beat Guan Yu. In fact, fighting is recklessly everywhere, and the key is to fight with wisdom!

Who knows that Zhou Yu thinks too far. When you play chess, you are absent-minded Zhuge Liang set up two cannons to hit his cart!

Oh, no, if you run away, you will be punished. If you don't escape, you will be eaten. Zhou Yu was helpless and ate Zhuge Liang's gun.

Zhou Yu traded a cart for a cannon, and Zhuge Liang saved some losses. Just looking for a fighter plane, a subordinate whispered in his ear: "Jingzhou was occupied by Lu Xun, and Guan Yu didn't know where to go ..."

Although the voice was very small, Zhou Yu vaguely heard it.

Zhuge Liang's face changed greatly, and his heart was annoyed. Then the chess path was in chaos, revealing many flaws. Finally, I had to give up.

Zhou Yu took off his cassock and went home because he had a promise. Zhuge Liang sat for a long time and had to fulfill his promise. He can only live in cassock all his life. Imagine, a person living with such a shame, will the mood be good? Zhuge Liang was always in a bad mood and overworked, and finally died of depression in Wuzhangyuan at the age of 55.

Zhuge Zhou Liang Yu