Ask for a sketch played by six people for the Chinese New Year. If it's funny, five people can perform, and a behind-the-scenes performance is also acceptable. Don't take too long.

The prelude to the music "Bao Qingtian" began.

Qin Shihuang and eunuchs appeared

Qin Shihuang: (singing and dancing) There was A Qin Qin Shihuang in the Qin Dynasty! The world is unified in the forefront! Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind, afraid that this assassin will stab me. what can I do? Hey. . . . . . (Sit down)

Samurai: Report ~ ~ ~ ~

Qin Shihuang: What newspaper?

Samurai: (singing "Hug Hug") Hug Hug, that hug, tell your Majesty that someone is looking for you outside.

Qin Shihuang: Who?

Samurai: This man claims to be anonymous, saying that he brought the assassin's head to your majesty.

Qin Shihuang: Are you serious?

Samurai: Yes, sir!

Qin Shihuang: Announce it quickly.

Eunuch: Xuanwuming went to the temple.

(unknown catwalk, pose, walk and shake hands with Qin Shihuang. )

Unknown: Nice to meet you!

Qin Shihuang: Nice to meet you, too!

(Nobody wants to hug Qin Shihuang)

Eunuch: Don't be rude! (Pushing them away)

Wu Ming: (kneeling on one leg) kowtow to your majesty!

Qin Shihuang: No ceremony! Unknown. Let me ask you something.

Eunuch: Your Majesty, monarchs generally don't call me a widow.

Qin Shihuang: Oh, by the way, how could I forget this? Unknown, widowed. . . The widow asks you.

Eunuch: Not a widow, but a widow.

Qin Shihuang: (kicking the eunuch to the ground with one foot) talkative. Unknown, I ask you, did you really bring the assassin's head?

Unknown: Hi!

Eunuch: Impossible. Show me the evidence.

Qin Shihuang: Can anyone testify?

Samurai: I can testify.

Eunuch: objection. Objection. Our opponent's friends bought off our players to commit perjury.

Qin Shihuang: Rejected! Samurai, come on!

Samurai: The assassin's head has been sent to the kitchen.

Qin Shihuang: All right, Wu Ming, tell me what happened.

Unknown: Yes, Your Majesty. At that time, we were recruited to form the Gang of Four who stabbed Qin. They were Sky, broken arrow, Fei Xue, and Minister (March of athletes and catwalk in turn). Their names were!

Four people went on stage to see the shape of a meteor. The background music of "Meteor Shower" begins, and then the song "Meteor Shower" exits.

Unknown: However, they don't know that I am loyal to your Majesty. I'm actually undercover. One day, I faced the sky alone.

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Sky: (looking at the sky indifferently) The moon is really round from a distance. Sometimes it is not very round. Why is it so round now? Because it is round.

Phantom unknown: good poem! Good poem! Brother Sky, why do you sigh so much!

Sky: Alas, the next time I think that the dream of stabbing Qin has not come true, I will be filled with emotion and full of poetry. Ah, the sea is full of water; Horse, four legs!

Phantom Unknown: So I'm going to kill the sky, and I'm going to use my unique skill-the first quarter of the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics!

(Music broadcast gymnastics, fantasy nameless do "stretching", kill the sky)

Sky: You, you, you ~ ~ (fall to the ground)

(Infernal Affairs Music)

Ghost unknown: Sorry, I'm undercover.

Canjian: (On Canjian, the sword refers to unknown) You, you are undercover.

Xue: (prone on the snow) Why kill each other?

Phantom nameless, remnant sword: he is undercover!

Xue Fei: Who is undercover?

Phantom nameless, remnant sword: him!

Xue Fei: Be quiet. As usual.

The unknown and the remnant sword are close at hand, but far away to kiss! )

Canjian: Sorry, we are attracted to each other. We have no choice!

(broken arrow's nameless circle, then punches)

Phantom nameless, remnant sword: (singing) Two little bees fly to the flowers, fly, fly.

Qin Shihuang: Stop it! Who won in the end?

Unknown: Haha, it's a minister, because fools in broken arrow only know scissors. (Canjian raises scissors to make a "yeah" shape)

Qin Shihuang: What happened later?

(Later Music)