Healthy joke

Classic quotations from vegetable dealers

Once I rode my bike to the vegetable market to buy food and parked my car in front of a food stall.

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& gt The boss shouted at me, "Alas! Alas! Alas! Put the bike aside and don't delay me from selling vegetables! "

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& gt I turned around and said, "I'm going to your place to buy food."

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& gt The boss immediately smiled and said, "Let's call it a day!"

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& gt It's changing so fast that you can go to the movies.

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& gt I get up early in the morning to buy seafood. I saw that the ice shrimp they sold was good, so I went to buy it.

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& gt me: "boss! How much is your ice shrimp a catty? "

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& gt Boss: "Fifteen."

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& gt I said, "Give me half a catty."

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& gt The boss weighed me half a catty, and when I held it, I felt something was wrong, as if there was something in it.

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& gt So I grabbed the shrimp with my hands, and the kind people put some ice on it for me.

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& gt So I said to her, "Why is there ice in this shrimp?"

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& gt The boss said, "Of course it's ice shrimp. Ice shrimp has ice!"

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& gt I:-! ! I want to freeze my boss.

This article is taken from The Wanderer.