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Good morning: Good love is evenly matched.

2022 WeChat friends circle encourages others to use good morning words! Good morning, I wish you a happy life! Good morning words: Good love is close at hand, please collect it!

1. Feelings are never maintained by one person, but cherished by two people together. If you don't care, learn to turn around; If you are not cherished, you must know how to give up. Often care too much about a person, you will lose yourself; Often too eager for success, you will lose your dignity. In fact, being busy and tired are excuses, and not loving is the real reason.

If one day, we get married, I only hope it is because of love. I want to see you, wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the most suitable age, take your favorite wedding photo and marry the most secure person.

Love can't be together. We are not together, but we have left a place in our hearts. Isn't missing in the distance love? Two people face each other from a distance, but it is an unreachable distance. Then it's better to miss than to meet each other. Forget each other, who says it is not a form of love.

4. "Every girl is extraordinary and ordinary, because you haven't met anyone who knows you are special."

5. People's hearts are drifting away; Feelings are slowly fading away. Friends don't say it, but they have it in their hearts; Feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

6, a thought into joy, everywhere flowers everywhere; I miss you inch by inch when I think about it.

7. Time goes by and the years are long. The more you know, the more you see through, and the less happy you are. What I miss is saying nothing. What I miss is dreaming together. In those years, the future was so far away and shapeless. We are simple and have no worries. If I can go back to 10 years ago, or 5 years ago, I still feel the same. Now I'm afraid of time, too. To tell the truth, my persistence has become a joke.

8. Later, we all had no tears. We have learned to pay tribute to those who have lost their hearts and minds with a very weak, very weak smile. Although those smiles make people feel distressed, they may make people want to cry more. However, we should be happier. Although life is so ugly, the way we smile is really beautiful.

9, deep love is the thunder in the chest, only the clouds between the lips and teeth are light.

10, people who want to leave have thousands of reasons; People who want to accompany you can't get rid of it!

1 1, "One day, you will find your own happiness and face the pain of the past with a smile. You will thank the people who left you. He doesn't deserve your love, hello or infatuation. After all, he is not the one who is meant to be. Fortunately, he is not. " -a paragraph, shared with people with tangled feelings ~

12, "People who dare not disturb others casually are kind." -Feel the truth

13, you have to believe that the loneliness and shortness now are just for meeting better people. In order not to make a living and have a better choice, each of us will meet someone who will accompany us through life, and we don't have to fall in love because of loneliness. Dear, you must believe that you can always afford a right relationship before you are too old to do anything.

14. In this world, everything can be solved except marriage. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. One day, you can't face a person who will succeed. You would rather be single with high quality than married with low quality. If one day, we get married, I only hope it is because of love.

15, "Good love is evenly matched. You eat my set, I eat yours. " I hope you have ~

Good morning Xinyu: Easy to get along with and extremely tolerant.

Good morning: getting along well is the ultimate endurance.

1, if there is any connection, it is a random one; Deep or shallow intersection is a tacit understanding.

2. Some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.

Time is short and the horizon is far away. In the future, a mountain and a river will quietly leave overnight.

When a person has a strong desire to change himself or get better gradually, he will unconsciously make demands on everything around him. It is this requirement that may have torn his relationship with people and things around him to a great extent. So people sometimes want to escape and be reborn, so they have to bear all the negative feelings it brings.

You don't need too much praise from others, because you know how good you are. The most regrettable thing is that you are not worthy of your ambition and have failed your sufferings.

6. If there is a person who can make you full of energy when you think of it, can make you sleep well and get up happily every day, and can always give you motivation when you are in trouble and make you look forward to the future, then you don't love the wrong person. On the contrary, it is painful to torture each other and get along with each other in the name of love. Then you must love the wrong person. The most meaningful feeling is to accompany each other and become each other's sunshine.

7, two people get along for a long time, it is a terrible infiltration, even if you hate him the most, it will be deeply in your bones, flowing in your blood. As long as you love deeply, when you leave, we will try our best to take away our heart and only use it to survive.

8. The so-called loneliness is the person you face. His emotions are not on the same frequency as your own.

9. People should be good at strong inner support. No matter how good a person is, no matter how good he is to you, it is not all you have. Don't give up the whole forest for a leaf. We should look for the beauty of life and enrich our emotional airspace; Read more books, associate with thoughtful people, and improve your inner taste; Learn to refuse and stay away from things that have nothing to do with you; In any case, we must be positive and optimistic, so that our mentality will be healthy and the road will not go astray.

10, I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. It turns out that I only touched myself.

1 1. If I have to name a necessary factor for a woman to be happy, I still think these three words are easy to get along with. When the relationship reaches a certain stage, a man can feel the details of a woman with his heart instead of his eyes. Easy to get along with is the ultimate endurance. In a few years, you will no longer pay attention to your appearance or intelligence. Snuggling up and feeling comfortable is more important than anything else.

12, when you are alone, take care of your heart, she can create a heaven or a hell; When you are in a group, protect your mouth. It can bring warmth and light to people, and it can also bring harm and regret.

13, I like what I like, that is, I like it ~ why ask others if it looks good or not.

14, the sign that a woman is old is not that she is old, but that she doesn't want to love anymore; The sign that a person is old is not white hair, but that he admits that he can't do it. Time has taken away our years, while life has taken away our courage.

15, don't quarrel on your mobile phone, but quarrel when you meet, because you don't know, you must not say such ugly words when you meet. We always like to say angry words on our mobile phones, but most of them will make people regret it. I will say a word for you.

16, I hope we can get close because we appreciate each other and finally get even.

17, don't want to make a mess of life, stay away from ten kinds of negative energy as early as possible: 10 kinds of wrong practices make negative energy burst. 1. thinks everything is black and white. 2. look at people with partiality. 3. Filter positive information. 4. Full of negative thoughts. 5. jump to conclusions 6. Amplification error. 7. Be led by emotions. 8. Sentences should be commonly used. 9. Label people indiscriminately. 10. Get used to it.

18, the sharp reality is worth thinking about: if you find each other's problems before marriage, don't expect him to get rid of them after marriage. If you have time, ask yourself if you can accept these questions. If you can't accept them earlier, don't make things worse in the future.

19, dry your tears and stop tossing yourself, girl, you still have a future; Maybe from now on, you shouldn't love too much and don't sleep too late.

20. Maybe the beauty of life lies in meeting. I don't know how many people I will meet or fall in love with in my life. Maybe there are many people in this world who can surprise your time, but they are willing to stay with you until you slowly soften the years, cry with you, laugh with you, wait with you and bloom with you. Maybe there is only one life. -Spring blossoms, "choose a city to die, meet one person to grow old."

2 1, when you are helpless, learn from love and let go of love for a while! ~ ~ Sometimes, not loving is the best state. When you don't love, your mood is the calmest, your mentality is the most stable, your temperament is the most indifferent, and you get along best with people; There is no excessive enthusiasm, no suspicious suspicion, no sensitivity to injury, no abnormal anger, no anxiety of expectation, no disappointment and sadness, and no irrelevant fantasy.

22, sitting in the car, I put my hand out of the window, I can't catch the wind, just like when you just broke up, I can't catch you, and then I shed tears while learning about his past, and slowly it seems that I may eventually find the same result.

Good morning: Love is the product of loneliness?

1. Love is the product of loneliness? What about loneliness? I am afraid of loneliness, so I hang QQ all day, but I don't know who to talk to. Go into your own space, see what's latest, and see the mood of others every day. Open the recent visitors and see how many people are still staring at themselves. Sometimes I really hope someone can visit my space. I want someone to watch me. I am afraid of being forgotten, so I often update my mood.

Love is sometimes sweet, sometimes sour and spicy, and sometimes bitter. No one will tell you exactly what it tastes like. Only when you have loved deeply will you understand the taste, which seems profound, but in fact it is simple. When you are in love, even looking at dark clouds is a kind of poetry; However, when you are lovelorn, you will find that everything in the world is dull.

I don't blame you for not understanding me. I don't blame you for not waiting for me. I don't blame you for cheating on me. I don't blame you for breaking your word. But why did you lie to me with your promise and keep me waiting for you for so many years? I thought I could accidentally grow old with you, but in the end, I waited for nothing, and you haven't come yet. I also heard that you are with someone who doesn't love you.

To learn to forgive others is to learn to be kind to yourself. Hatred can only keep our hearts in darkness forever; On the other hand, forgiveness can make our hearts free. Forgiving others can make life easier and happier. Forgiving others can make us more friends. Forgiving others means liberating yourself and restoring the purity and peace of mind.

Sometimes, in a bad mood, I don't want to talk to anyone, just want to be in a daze quietly. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Lost oneself can only be picked up slowly.

6. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart; Take the same street and return to two worlds; Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up; Not to say that you can't die if you don't give up; Sincerity is the closest to sadness; I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore; Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom; Waiting may not be easy; It hurts, but it is easy.

I am eager to see you, but please remember that I won't ask to see you. This is not because of pride, you know I am not proud in front of you, but because it makes sense for us to meet only when you also want to see me.

8. I looked back at my growth path and watched it day by day. I stood on the side of the road, my hands in my trench coat pockets, watching countless people pass me with a straight face. Occasionally someone stops to smile at me. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth of my life. When I see them, I will never give up.

9. If one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't live without leaves doesn't matter. Leave the wrong person to meet the right person, and time will bring the right person to you. Before that, all you have to do is take good care of yourself and make yourself better. I believe someone is on their way to see you. Life is a grand event. If you know, please cherish it.

10. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. All the cuts are like misplaced pictures. The previous cutting can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget about those interlaced things.

1 1. Don't turn around easily, because once you turn around, you may miss the love of your life. Don't let go easily, because once you let go, you may lose your marriage for life. Man is a wandering ship, and home is a warm shore. If there is an extra ticket, would you like to walk with me and let each other become the other side of each other in colorful years?

12. Your regret, your apology and your confession are all your own practices. Your regret does not mean that other people's pain will get better, your apology does not mean that the previous injury did not happen, and your regret does not mean that time will go back. Apologizing is for self-salvation, not kidnapping.

13. I don't know if I am getting more and more independent or guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only reliable thing is myself.

14. If we hadn't met, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now. In your world, I have laughed and hurt. Now, exhausted, with their own shadow, quietly out of your world. I won't cry for you, I won't wait for your call, and I won't beg you not to leave. If love is humble, it is no longer love; If love is painful, it is not called love. Letting go is the best relief.

15. Sometimes we choose to change, not after careful consideration, but more like hearing the call between heaven and earth, calling you to go to another place and live another life. You may never have a better life, but you are still grateful for the changes and occurrences brought to you by heaven, earth and the world. Otherwise, you will probably always be curious and unwilling-what kind of distance does the path in front of your house lead to?

Good morning humor: love is art.

Good morning, humorous, word choice: 1, big sister! Don't think that you can wear less if you have more fat. Polar bears are hairy!

2. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

3. Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?

4. Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

5. Playing with broadsword in the field scares people to mow the grass.

6. Life is like a chicken feather. Your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feathers.

7. There are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women that are suitable for them after marriage.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

9. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

10, what is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

1 1. There is a gas leak in the kitchen. Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

12, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

13, we only have one earth, so everyone should take care of it. There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

14, martial arts, but also afraid of kitchen knives, wearing a crane, knocked down a brick.

15, when the tide goes out, you will know who is swimming naked.

16. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

17, Xiao Qiang gave a speech in JH, and the people below were all ears. Xiao Qiang said: I hate two kinds of people: one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate.

18, my advantage is: I can correct mistakes, and my disadvantage is: low-key changes.

19. When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, if you pester me again, I will die.

20, go to school, go to the kitchen, be a champion, mix hooligans, lose shape, or be strong!

2 1, don't forget, there are not only roses here, but also prickly cacti.

22. Me Before You, my world is white. After I met you, it was all dark.

23. You can eat if you are handsome. I can feed all of Asia.

24. Just now, the teacher asked me to open the window. A boy stood up and shouted to the teacher: Open your sister.

25. Don't think you are a gourd baby just because you have a lump of shit on your melon seeds.

Be happier and laugh more when you are alive, because it will be ugly and scary to laugh suddenly after you die.

27, the teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.

28. The old woman once turned to smile and was fascinated by the teacher.

It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him!

You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.

Humor, Funny, Good Morning, Heart-to-Heart, Selected 2:

1. I put my arm around my girlfriend's waist, looked calm and thought for a long time. I turned my head and asked her, honey, have your hands become shorter recently?

2. The sons of two people with type B blood must be 2B.

Looking at your photo, I want to put it on the wall in black and white.

I love you, so what? Adding the first letters of three words together is not a joke.

When can I get another pack of lucky money?

6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, did you buy something delicious ... Talk to my father.-Dad, where is my mother?

7. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.

8. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. It's all nonsense.

9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.

10. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he said the first sentence in class, we all laughed in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.

1 1. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.

12. A person who has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?

13. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.

14. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

15. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

16. Sorry, the number you dialed is senior three, please redial one year later.

17. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

18. Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

19. Dad took his family to his grandmother's home hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, and specifically told his 4-year-old daughter not to ask how long it would take to get there on the road. After driving for an hour, my little daughter asked her father if I would be 5 years old when we arrived at her grandmother's house.

20. The Buddha wants to lose weight. I'm embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill.

Humorous, funny, good morning, heart-to-heart selection 3:

1, I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

2, not afraid of stealing tools, afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

3. I keep setting new world records every day, and the number of days I live in this world.

4. The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe it.

5. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.

6. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

7. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

8. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out to work in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.

9. If a lawyer and a politician fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies?

10, my father hit me twice today, the first time because I saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.

1 1. If Beethoven is the father of symphony, does it mean that Beethoven's father is a master of symphony?

12, my eyesight is very poor, for example, see that thumbtack on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

13, don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

14, one heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, then you are not alone.

15, if Bill Gates can get one yuan every time the computer is restarted, then he will be rich.

16, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

17, in fact, the day shift is short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off.

18, why are you such a child? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

19, if a person smiles freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.

I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are loose clothes, I will report them.

Humor, funny, good morning, heart-to-heart, select four:

1, I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

Reporter: According to a recent poll, people pay little attention to current affairs at home and abroad. Congressman, what do you think of this? Congressman: I don't care if I have opinions.

3. Fortunately, I am a pig, unfortunately, I am a lucky unfortunate, at least I sleep like a pig.

In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

I am the only bachelor in our village. There are also men who have been ligated after getting married and having children. Doctor, you have to ligate me, too. I'm afraid that if a woman is pregnant, I can't bear the responsibility.

6. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

7. Tourist: Master, is that straw house over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

8. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.

9. You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

10, note to robbers: our staff only know Spanish. Please be patient when grabbing, and you'd better bring an interpreter. Thank you!

1 1. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

12, Tiger: I was cheated by the fox in those years, and Smith's story made me lift my head. I hate my teeth and always want to find a reason to fix them. April Fool's Day is a good opportunity. I want to play with it first, and then find an excuse to beat it flat and give it a bad breath!

13, this is a gift from Santa Claus, a story that catches the wind and shadows. If a fat man jumps in from the window, grabs you and stuffs you into socks, don't be afraid. My Christmas present is you.

14. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your cheekiness made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

15, Christmas is coming, and I'm going to send Santa Claus to send you a happy package. The contact password is: 吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝. Be sure to remember that if you can't contact me by mistake, you can pay for Santa's trip!

16, everyone is original at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

17. After chatting online for so long, see you tomorrow. Your upper body is tangled, your lower body is happy, your face is full of sadness, and you have a miniature in your hand. The street code is: poor brother.

18, m: I'm so tired. Are your legs tired? Woman: What's it to you? M: I feel that you have been walking around in my heart recently. Woman: Your heart hasn't hurt yet. I'm going back to wear high heels!

19, dealing with high prices: clothing, new three years, old three years, and then sewing for three years; Vegetables, lick your fingers with salt three times a meal; Living, folding beds, egg-shaped houses and cabins are very fashionable; Ok, it's the cheapest to walk without riding a bike or taking a bus.

Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang, a grasshopper!

Humor, wit, good morning, heart-to-heart selection 5:

1, a migrant worker: I got up early and dug a well ten meters deep, but I didn't get paid! Labor inspection: quality is not good? Migrant workers: No, at first, the drawings were reversed, and people asked me to build chimneys! Santa Claus fell into the well.

2. Donkey: Everyone says that my brain is not flexible enough. On April Fool's Day, almost all animals will play tricks on me. I have to be careful this year to see if the money they want me to grind is counterfeit.

3, April Fool's IQ test: feel smart, please press; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel charming, please press the button. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Happy holidays!

For the sake of our relationship for many years, I decided to treat you to a big meal! Pick a place and reply directly if you want to eat! Time, after the new year, everyone is free. February 3 1, I'll make an appointment for you in advance, and I won't wait until it expires!

5, no Children's Day, follow-up notes: A can be unreasonable today; Brother b will be very happy; C don't call today, put it on the account; D you can beat children except April 30.

6. What is the worst job? Is to do something he doesn't like. What is worse than the worst? I want to work all my life!

7. I was caught out before I had time to make love to others.

8. I saw a girl with a familiar back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted the girl. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said that I mistook one for another. You look familiar. The girl smiled at me and said, hooligans look familiar to everyone.

9. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

10. Don't worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!

1 1, I am willing to climb the Pudong Building for you, meet again and again on the charming Bund, romance is staged at the Shanghai Grand Theatre, I am lost in Huaihai Bar, the Oriental Pearl, and I can learn. I don't believe meeting you on the lover's wall!

12, do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. ; Do you know what is more painful for men? Had a daughter-in-law, and ran away with others.

13, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

14, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.