Humorous language in life

1. You are not a VIP, you are not an IP, you are just a P.2. If my sister dies, choose a brother to burn for my sister. A little girl once said to me upstairs, "Brother, you are so handsome!" " I immediately replied: "Not handsome, not handsome, just long." When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. 6. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill. 7. Life is like a pressure cooker. When you press too hard, you will mature. 8. My father said I couldn't afford Adou, but I said no, Adou was at least a rich second generation. 9. If you fall, get up and wind up Weibo before you cry. 10. Youth, hello acne! 1 1. Work is a boring thing. If you add another search in front, it will be boring and there is no way out. 12. My childhood dream was beautiful; When you grow up, beauty is an ideal. 13. The slogan behind the car is shocking: No money for overhaul, welcome to rear-end collision. Nuclear bomb, back off. Keep your distance. 14. Love is not a game. Don't test it internally, or you will find too many bugs. 15. Money makes the mare go, but no money can only brag. 16. In the past, because there were few beautiful women, we searched online. Now because there are too many ugly girls, we go to the streets to hide.