Tell a few jokes. Do you know if they are funny?

1 Buried in the ground 1000 years old wine, what is it called after it comes out? Answer: Alcohol 2 has a pig. It walked and walked until it reached England. What has it become? Answer: Teacher Pig 3 recited the text at will in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? Answer: Puppy, because Wangwang Xianbei has four butterflies, ants, spiders and centipedes. They work together. Which one didn't get paid in the end? Answer: centipede, because the elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo, who is the second longest? Answer: Elephant 6 Which fruit has the worst eyesight? Answer: Mango 7 Which two vegetables have mobile phones? Answer: carrots and vegetables have their own tastes. A turtle walked through a pile of shit, but only left three footprints on it. Why? Answer: there is one foot holding the nose. Why do nine people go to bed? Answer: The bed won't come by itself. 10 is actually a spartan 800 warrior. Why did it become 300 in the movie? Answer: Wu Bai went to sing.