Are there any jokes about the imperial examination? Urgent need! !

Scientific research in the Qing dynasty was all about eight-part essay. An exam, with "parents" as the topic. A student wrote an inscription: "What's the matter, parents?" The examiner commented rudely: "the father, the penis is also;" Mother, Yin is also. Yin and yang combine to create this strange thing. "

Once again, on the topic of chicken, a candidate wrote in Zhongbi: "Is it a white chicken or a black chicken?" Is it a black and white chicken? "The examiner commented on three words:" Luhuaji. "

In contrast, he wrote: "Is it a rooster or a hen?" Is it unfair to be a motherless chicken? "The examiner's comments are more concise, with only two words:" castrated chicken ". "

Because there is a sentence "I don't know what I think" in Shangshu, some candidates quoted it in their composition and mistakenly wrote "I think my sister thinks". If the examiner is wrong, he is wrong, silently commenting: "Brother, you are wrong."