Funny classic sentences for yourself

I'm not bragging. According to my current grades and study status, as well as my understanding of the future economic trend, to tell you the truth, I will sweep the whole city in the future. The following are the classic funny sentences about myself that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

A funny classic sentence for myself-1. Nowadays, advertisements are really cheap. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.

The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

3. Do you want to kiss? Sorry, I didn't buy jelly!

4. Yue Lao, if not, we will retire. Don't insist. Do you know how many families Saner destroyed?

I don't tidy my room, I am a beauty in a messy room.

6. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

7. There are too many 2B in this world, which directly leads to our talents being buried!

8. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

9. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

10. I smell of sweat, and I smell of mine!

1 1. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

12. You can't just put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum.

13. I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

14. Homework has been with us since childhood.

15. Summer vacation, you see how much my dad likes you and counts down for you every day.

16. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!

17. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

18. The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

19. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

20. W: I already have a boyfriend. M: I don't mind. I still like you. Comments from others? What a spoony man. M: I already have a girlfriend. W: I don't mind. I still like you. Comments from others? Shit! Shameless mistress

2 1. You don't even like a good girl like me, young man. Do you like men?

22. What is hateful is not mistress, but a little beggar who can't stand the temptation of mistress.

23. Rich girl: Have you seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied Pinyin. Read it? Donkey? Right?

24. An elegant person like you generally can't shit!

A man forgot his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

What is loneliness? I haven't used up my phone bill in 50 yuan for half a year, so I let my monthly rent be deducted.

You are a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

3.？ Master, hurry up! Help me catch up with the taxi in front! I'll give you 200 yuan. ? The driver said yes, picked up the intercom: hey, Lao Zhang, come back. ?

If beauty is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime.

It is so naive and ridiculous to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that they should look through the photo album.

6. Watch a Korean drama and change your husband.

7. When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bath. I can only lie by the window and watch others take a bath.

8. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

9. You can finish a day's homework in one night, a weekend's homework in one night, a National Day homework in one night, and a winter and summer vacation homework in one night. You're right, this is the specialty of every student in China.

10. In ancient times, the carriage was slow and the letters were long. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have many mistresses.

1 1. A friend said that he ate steak and all kinds of high-end food at noon and then went out to play. As a result, I got carsick and vomited a car full of instant noodles.

12.？ What kind of experience is road delusion? The king didn't dare to let me climb the mountain because he was afraid I wouldn't come back.

13. I didn't mean to brag. According to my current grades and study status, as well as my understanding of the future economic trend, to tell you the truth, I will sweep the whole city in the future.

14. The tyrants almost passed the exam, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.

15. I used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of slag, go in and have a look, and then get lost.

16. One day, A Dai secretly played with his mobile phone in class, which happened to be discovered by the head teacher in charge of foreign affairs in the classroom. The head teacher sent a message to A Dai on his mobile phone: Why don't you listen carefully? A Dai puzzled reply:? Who are you? Head teacher:? Look out the window. ? A Dai looked at it and secretly replied? Thank you for reminding me. Talk to you later. Our head teacher is staring at me outside. ?

17. It's funny that people always say that I have a bad temper. I wish a good-looking person like me had a good temper.

18. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. This is a joke. I am a beauty in a messy room.

19. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

20. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

2 1. You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

22. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

23. Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I decided to get off the bus because I was so handsome.

24. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

I'm tired of being so handsome at this age.

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