A sketch about the Olympics is urgently needed

This is suitable for students to perform: "Olympic Volunteers" 1: Judge 2: English classmate 3: History classmate 4: Sports classmate 1: The motherland is becoming more and more prosperous and powerful, and people's lives are booming. The Olympic Jihad is about to begin, contribute yourself Meager strength. You want to ask me what I do? I am the judge tonight, here to select Olympic volunteers. Ladies and gentieman, let us welcome the three Olympic volunteers with warm applause! The music started, and the three 234 people entered the room one after another to introduce themselves. 2: Hello, everyone! My name is yin chao qiang, today I com here to ruo for the volunteer of the O... My name, as the name suggests, is super strong in printing, super strong in printing, and super strong in English! 3: Good evening everyone! I miss you so much... My name is Stepbon. Stebang. Stebon. The history is great! OH YE! 4: Oops, it’s amazing, I have so many fans here! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your support over the years. When I encountered difficulties, it was you who never gave up and I was able to be where I am today! What? You still don’t know what my name is? My name is Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao.

The body is good! 1: The names of these three people are interesting. Seeing how good you are, I really want to choose all of you! 234: Good YE! 1: Don’t get excited, I mean I want to, but there is only one spot, I want to choose one of you. 234: Take me, take me, I’m good at English (I’m good at history, I’m good at sports), I’m good at it. Bar 1: Okay, okay, you should compare with each other, and I will decide who to choose in the end. 2: Let me go first. As we all know, English is the best tool to communicate with foreigners. How can you not understand English in this era? Is it possible? There is a joke about a classmate who was in class. The teacher asked, Student Shi, do you know what HOU ARE YOU means? 3: This is simple, what does HOU mean, ARE means yes, and YOU means what you mean. Don’t they mean what you mean when combined together? 2laughs: So what does HOU OID ARE YOU mean? 3: OLD means old. Isn’t it obvious? What does this sentence mean? Why are you always the same? 2 Laughing: If you don’t understand, you just don’t understand. Don’t make any nonsense. Let’s talk about it. His English is not good. Can he be a volunteer? 3: Come on, stop showing off in front of me. Isn’t your English very good? Then let me ask you, do you know the name of Yue Fei's father? 2: How do I know this? YOU ASK ME, I ASK WHO? You'd better ask him directly. 3: This shows the terrible thing about bad history. Everyone knows that Yue Fei's mother is called mother-in-law, so isn't Yue Fei's father called father-in-law? 2: Father-in-law? 3: Hey, this kid is so sensible. 4 waved his fist to demonstrate: If you continue to argue, be careful of me! 1 hurried up and pulled away 4: Don’t be impulsive, this is a national live broadcast, be careful about your image! You must not use other people's bodies to punish your own fists... 4 stares at 1, 1: Of course, including my body 4: I don't mean that, if I don't do this, they will really fight 23 : Aren’t you just relying on your own body? What’s so amazing 4: Can I volunteer if I’m not in good health? Seeing how thin you two are, if you help a foreigner carry a bag, such a big bag (gesture with your hands) will become unbearable after a short time. Do you think you are helping the foreigner, or are you asking the foreigner to help you? 23 was about to speak, but was stopped by 4: A hundred years ago, the country was corrupt and the people were weak. The great powers gave us the title of "Sick Man of East Asia". Now, the country is rich and strong, and the people are rich and strong. Do we still want to Have you always carried this heavy name? I want to tell foreigners through the Olympic Games that we are still the descendants of the dragon, but China is no longer the China it used to be! 1 Applause: Good! You three are all very good, but this is really difficult for me to handle. It is simply more difficult than hosting the Olympics! Well, dear audience friends, the competition has reached a fierce stage. Let us wait and see who will win in the end! I am now asking you personally, 2, you go first. 2: Then I go first, Buddha said, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? Come on 1: How old is the Olympic Games? 2: This...this...has been 4*29 years, which is 116 years of history. 1: The answer is wrong, the correct answer is 112 years. 3: You don't know such a simple question. Go back and study history, education, Start from childhood. You will know at a glance that you did not learn well when you were young. 1. Let’s ask me. 1: You are very courageous. How many gold medals are there in the Beijing Olympic Games? 3: I am No. 3, so let’s take 300 yuan. 1: Wrong answer. Why do I feel that the number of gold medals follows you? 3: Hehe, that’s a compliment! Then 301 yuan? 1: The answer is invalid, the correct answer is three hundred... 4 rushed to say: 302 yuan... Just ask me this kind of question directly 1: Okay, please take the move 4 Quickly get into a fighting posture, 1 was scared Back: What are you doing? 4: Didn’t you say you would accept the move? Come on! 1 Back off: I want you to answer the question! Please answer, if you want to thank someone, how do you say it in English? 4 Anxious... 2 Remind him: thank you! 4: Three, three, three pieces of meat! 1: Is this Shen’s English? Quite a gentleman... (23 is secretly enjoying it) 1: Next is the rush-answer question. I said you should rush-answer after the start, and no fouls are allowed.

Please listen to the question. When and where did Liu Xiang break the world record in the 110-meter hurdles? 4: I know, it was in the early morning of July 12, 2006, when the record was broken in the 110-meter hurdles at the Lausanne Station of the IAAF Super Grand Prix 1: Congratulations 4: Little CASE 1: I have learned to answer questions...I haven’t yet Let’s get started 1: Next question, no fouls are allowed this time. Please listen carefully. How many platforms are there in a single diving competition? Start 3: Divers dive from the 1-meter, 3-meter springboard, or from the 3-meter, 5-meter 7. 5-meter and 10-meter platform 1: Answer correctly, please listen to the next question, in the Olympic basketball game, the time of each quarter How much? Start 4: It's ten minutes. 1: The answer is correct. Please listen to the question... 2: Wait, 1, I have no say when I am with them. Can you ask me a question alone? 1: I'm afraid this won't work. I have to ask for their opinions. 34: Our college students are of high quality, so let him answer the question. 1: Well, please listen to the question. How many flying saucers were there in the sky during the shooting competition? 2: Flying saucer? You mean UFO? Why haven’t I seen this thing appear in a shooting competition?” 1: Stop talking nonsense, a flying saucer is a flying saucer, not a UFO 2: A flying saucer is a UFO 1: I said no 2: I said yes 1: No 2: Yes 1: No 2: A flying saucer is not a UFO 1: A flying saucer is a UFO 2 : Haha, this is what you said. I don’t know how many UFOs there will be in the shooting competition. They are alien vehicles. 1: Okay, okay, you are awesome. 1 Then: This round is over, you guys. Your performance is unsatisfactory. If your performance is still like this in the final round, I will have to reconsider giving this volunteer spot to someone else. 234: No, judges! Give us another chance. 1: Let’s see how you performed in the last round. The rules of the final round are as follows. Each contestant will give a half-minute summary speech. Let’s start now... This time, 4 will go first... 4 (coughing, clearing throat): First of all, I would like to thank CCTV, JSTV, MTV, Channel V gave me this opportunity to stand here. It seems there is no CCTV, sorry. I would like to thank my parents for giving me a strong body, and I would like to thank so many fans in the audience for their silent support and affirmation for me over the years. I would also like to thank our great motherland for giving me this opportunity to run for the Olympic Games. who. Thank you. Even though I was unfortunately eliminated this time, I will still support our Olympic Games as an ordinary classmate in the days to come. Thank you! 3: From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to the ordinary people of socialism today, each of us is dreaming of the same dream, hoping that our motherland will be strong. Now the Olympic Games are coming to our doorstep. As a college student, I have Obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our five thousand years of splendid civilization 2: I have nothing to say, I just made an impromptu poem, I am proud to host the Olympics, everyone's face is proud, I have done for the Olympics Contribute and volunteer to be a good host! 1 Applause: Okay, each of you makes me reluctant to give up. I decided that all three of you will be Olympic volunteers and cheer for our Olympics and our motherland together! Perhaps the power of one of us is insignificant, but as long as we serve the motherland and the people wholeheartedly, it is a powerful force! Now I have to go to other places to recruit volunteers to make our Olympic Games the best it can be! (Going behind the scenes) 234: Hey, hey, hey, there are still us, 1, wait for us, let’s go and be volunteers now! (Chasing to 1, next) If you don’t like it, there are more here, you can search /xiaopin/search.aspx and this /Search.asp?Field=Titleamp; ClassID=amp; keyword=B0C2D4CBamp; Submit= CBD1CBF7

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