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Cow Xiehouyu (309 articles)
Cow Xiehouyu (309 articles)
Drink water according to the cow's head
Put horns on the donkey's head as if nothing had happened.
Take the pipa into the mill and play the lute to the cow.
Go behind the bull's head and refuse to admit it
It's not easy for a stupid cow to play tricks on a sparrow.
Forcing a bull (bull) to have children is unbearable for anyone.
The spring cow on the wall can't walk (plow); Can't keep up with (a plow)
The corner in the cloth bag is curved in the middle.
The fly flew into the cow's eyes to find tired (tears) to eat.
It's no use scratching a cow with a fly.
Long angle value (straight) is not allowed; Can't straighten.
The calf tied to the rear of the car is poisonous (with calf)
Cows that have eaten fishhooks fight and intrigue.
Put the cow in the ditch and eat it on both sides. )
The more wit, the less courage.
A cow with a nose is led by a man.
Hunters don't talk about fishing nets, donkeys don't talk about cattle and sheep.
A calf tied to the back of an ox cart is vicious.
The bull fell into the well and was too strong to climb out. Power has no place.
It's neither painful nor itchy for the lamp grass to hit the old cow; Not important, not affecting the overall situation
You can't move a bull with a clump of grass.
Braised beef tendon with wick is not fast.
The calf that fell into the dry well is too strong to make it work; Power has no place.
Lost the cow and drove away the mosquitoes.
I lost the cow and drove away the rabbit. I don't know which is bigger and which is smaller.
If you lose a sheep, you will get a cow.
The calf kicks the cow and bites the hand that feeds it; return good for evil
Duan Gong (wizard) plays the trumpet, Taoist plays the conch, and each teacher teaches him.
It's hard to play the piano to a cow; Turn a deaf ear; In vain; waste of money
Don't listen to cow poems; Hard to hear
Sneeze (penti) and brag to the cow's mouth.
Avoid tigers and bump into bison, each one is fiercer than the other. )
Avoiding bison and tigers is more fierce than one.
Cowherd to release the horse; out of control
Fleas on the back of cattle are conceited.
Cattle eat grass and speak hesitatingly.
Cows fight to death.
Buffalo's footprints are getting crooked.
The cow sank deeper and deeper in the mud pond.
The cow can't run away by the nose rope.
Cattle bite Coptis chinensis, bear hardships and stand hard work.
The weasel is unable to drag the cow; go to all lengths
Weasels play with water, but cows can't be small.
Have nothing to do with each other; inconnected
It's hard to turn back when a mad cow walks into a dead end.
Toad was trampled by a cow.
Toad jumped on the cow's back and felt very big.
Waving a whip to drive cattle on cultivated land
How can cows eat enough when they eat Leymus chinensis?
The oxtail pulled across the river (Zhu
Unfortunately, good flowers are inserted in cow dung; What a pity
It's a pity that good flowers are inserted in cow dung.
The mouse climbed to the corner and thought it was big.
The mouse dragged the cow to fight.
There is no way out for rats to get stuck in the dead end; There is no way out, which means there is no future.
It is difficult to catch a cow in the dark.
The spring cow in the picture is useless.
You can't see Daniel if you get used to camels.
Stepping on cow shit is a mess
It is impossible to ask cows to sit on the bench; I can't do it,
Golden shell lang (scarab) overreached himself in driving away animals; Didn't measure yourself well
Nine cows are hard to climb; Make every effort.
I don't care about losing a dime; Not important; Doesn't matter; Do not affect the overall situation
Nine cows are insignificant; rarely
It's too late to regret not seeing roast beef after waking up; It's too late to regret
Pull cattle as horses and ride the poor; Deal with poverty
It is impossible to pull a cow into a mouse hole; cannot get through
It is impossible to pull a cow up a tree; Can't do it; Extremely difficult
A thirsty calf cannot quench his thirst by looking at the bottom of the well.
The toad was trampled by a cow, and the end came.
There is too much shit on a lazy cow.
Straightening horns is futile; Waste energy; Can't do it; make a futile effort
Tigers eat cows and have fun.
Lazy cows and horses work and shit a lot.
The old cow has a lot of shit on the court.
The old cow was humiliated by the whip.
The old cow sneezed (penti) with a clumsy tongue.
The old cow chewed and mumbled.
This is the day when the old cow drives away from the mountain.
The old cow pulled a plow and a horse-drawn carriage.
The old cow grinds around; Slow work makes fine work; Not known to the public
The old cow is spinning in the same place.
The old cow pulled the broken car to make do; Slow; loose
The old cow pulls the clock steadily and accurately.
The old cow chased the rabbit.
Pulling a hair from an old cow is a piece of cake.
The old cow was tied to the stump and didn't run away; Cann't run away
Taezi, Niu Lao (land cultivated by fzi)
The old cow can't catch up with the car; Can't catch up
It is difficult for an old cow to drill a dog hole; cannot get/go through
An old cow can't drill a mouse hole; cannot get through
There's nothing an old cow can do.
The mouse bit Niu Yi and got into a fistfight.
Lazy cows can't walk without grinding; get into trouble
The old cow eats grass and hesitates.
Old cows go out to work, and people are led by the nose; at liberty
The old cow turned over.
The old cow has diarrhea one after another.
It is difficult for an old cow to get into the soup pot.
The old woman is safe in the ox cart.
The old lady doesn't know the taste of beef tendon.
The whip of ploughing whipped (urged) the cattle.
Old cows don't look up when they eat melons.
The mouse riding a buffalo is not as big as a small one; Small can be reduced.
Two cows bumped into the corner with their heads open.
Two cows fight; Top and projection
The old buffalo pulled the carriage out.
Eagles are greedy for cows.
Wren (lioge wren. The bird landed on the back of the cow.
The old cow doesn't look up when drinking water
The old cow gnawed at the ground and lowered its head.
The old sow fought with the cow and ruined her face.
The old cow left the mill and idling.
So is the old cow.
The old cow broke into the porcelain shop and broke it; Rotten, rotten
The old cow held her breath and said nothing.
The old cow fell into a deep mire and could not extricate herself.
The plowed and drowned cows were soaked to the skin.
The old cow chased the horse out (Ni
Leeches get into the nostrils of cattle and are difficult to get rid of.
Buy old cows and broken cows to patronize; Just look at the present.
I steal pigs, and Niu Yi is worse than the next generation.
The bridle is put on the cow's mouth.
An ox cart without wheels can't run.
Toothless wife chews beef tendon and grinds her mouth.
Bison without halters stick their mouths everywhere.
Donkeys pull cattle to grind and plow fields; Go your own way; Do your own work
Bite on the cow's mouth.
The ant caught the horn and thought he was on the mountain.
When you fall on horseback, the whipping on the cow's back aggravates the mistake; Take it out on others.
The leech bit the buffalo's leg and never left.
Selling cattle and land to marry a mute has nothing to say; Have nothing to say
Camels entered the cowshed in the wrong way.
The reins gave the cow a hard copy.
Horses are tied with twisted ropes, but cows forget their roots with whips.
Beef noodles are haggle over every ounce.
A rag covers the back (foot) of the cow.
Cow's nipple
Blow a mouse like a cow
There is no news from Ni Niuhai; No news; gone for ever
Spring cattle painted in the Spring Festival cannot walk (plow).
It's a bit difficult to somersault on the back of a cow.
The bull's nose pierced a ring and let people lead by the nose.
A flea on a cow's nose is conceited
The bull's whip (ox's penis) has sinned against God, and man has sinned against God.
Cows can't grow scales, and horses can't grow horns; No one has seen it.
Climbing a crab in a cow's nose is too much of a fuss.
It hurts when a cow steps on the back of a turtle; The pain in my heart
Cattle eat corn (corn) straw, which is a natural coarse material.
Cattle eat forage and ducks eat grain, each with its own blessing; Everyone enjoys his own happiness.
Cows eat broken straw hats and are covered in bad circles
Boiled chicken in Niu Ding is overqualified.
The calf broke the car; Drag (Zhu)
The calf is coquetry and contradicts; Top and projection
The calf should be whipped.
Are the mushrooms on the cow dung pile delicious?
Beef bones are hard to cook.
The horns on the donkey's head look nothing.
Horn is a pair of traitors (sharp) of water chestnut.
The straw hanging on the corner is very light.
A dead end (dead end) against traitors
The roots of the flowers in the horn are not straight.
Niulalu turns (Liuzhou turns) around the field.
The cow mill can't get out of the trap.
Cattle pulling carts is a strange thing.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl are happy to meet each other.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl have an appointment. See you later.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet once a year.
It is unkind to take the saw off the cow hair.
There are many different soldiers in Niuwangmo.
Milk mixed with ink is black and white; Invert things
The chicken rack in the cowshed is not small; What a big shelf
Cowhide lanterns shine in my heart; Look inside, but don't look outside.
Cowhide bulging makes a big belly.
Cowhide drums, green gongs can't ring without beating.
The drum of kraft paper paste is easy to be damaged; Cann't stand beating
Carving on kraft paper is despicable.
The fly behind the cow's ass dispersed in a hubbub; Pay attention (D)
Read a eulogy behind the cow's ass and talk empty words
It's a waste of breath to recite a eulogy on the back of a cow's ass
I don't care if you pull a hair from a cow; Not injured; no difference
There are countless hairs on this cow.
The cow's hooves won't close.
The ox king doesn't care about the donkey, but each cares about his own business.
It doesn't hurt to hit a cow with its tail.
Cattle, sheep, people and birds fall into the nest.
It doesn't matter if a cow flies bite a cow's hoof; surface
A cow (elephant) with an onion in its nose.
A calf learns to pull a plow and let people lead by the nose.
The bugs in the cow's niche are difficult to drill (figuratively speaking, it is difficult to squeeze in)
The cow pulled the roller into the trap.
Cows tread on stinky wax gourd and stink all over.
Cattle and sheep belly straw bag
The old ox in the countryside has suffered all his life.
Cows eat bamboo shoots with answers.
The calf is trapped in learning to plow; Let people lead by the nose
Cowhide drum wet water does not ring.
The owner of Pifang is the king of cowhide.
The saddle on the cow's back was messed up.
The calf pulled the cart in disorder.
It is easier to jump on a butterfly than to do it.
The flower arrangement on cow dung stinks; An unclean root
Cows give sheep's heads and lean on their faces.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl are made for each other.
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cried, and Liang Zhu was in the same boat.
Black and white are mixed with ink in milk.
Cowhide coats are worn backwards to tease lice walking on the dome road.
Cowhide paste windows are airtight.
Playing lanterns behind a cow's ass doesn't work.
The cow grabbed the key by the nose and the horse grabbed the mane.
Cows are thin, bones are not thin, and the foundation is good.
If you give a cow hooves, your horns (feet) will be big.
The cow's tail swings to both sides.
It happened that the cow's tail hit the fly; Clever grasp; just right
Cows eat drivers and people are lawless.
Cattle can't cocoon when they eat mulberry leaves; Can't form cocoons
It's stupid for a calf to catch a domestic bird.
The calf is called Jie Meng (Meng is ignorant; The door is closed.
Niu Gengdi, horses eat grain. One suffers, the other enjoys.
It is not reliable to keep pigs in the cowshed; Let them go by themselves, by themselves.
Cattle hair, wool and donkey hair are all made of cowhide.
Cowhide rice bowls cannot be broken.
Ants crawling on cows are inconspicuous.
Cow buns can't be carried on sheep's backs.
The cow nose rope falls into the hand; cannot help doing
The calf can't walk without pulling the plow and rake; be bad at
Stick your head in the bullpen, there is no room for you to open your mouth.
The cow's mouth is hard to open; It's hard to talk
Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse is far behind. )
Cattle eat grass and dogs eat shit, each with its own taste; A variety of tastes
Niu Ding rolled over.
The cattle huddled together before returning to the hut.
The cow died. It never rains but it pours.
Cattle and horses are exhausted.
Bulls respect you.
Riding an ox to find an old fool.
Riding an ox and chasing a horse is far behind.
Morning glory plays as a trumpet.
Morning glory, please climb along the pole
Penny grabbed the key by the nose.
Penny walked across the wooden bridge sadly.
Morning glory is sad on the wooden bridge.
Climb up the pole on the morning glory tree
The morning glory on the paper bridge is even more difficult; Extremely difficult
Artificial bezoar impersonator
Three dollars to buy a cow's stomach is noisy (grass)
A cow lives and works in peace on 30 acres of land.
Three awls can't tie a drop of old beef tendon; thick-skinned;cheeky
Kill the goose that lays the golden egg and make a mountain out of a molehill.
Dry cow dung papermaking
The tongue is wrapped around the stump of the cow; Harass someone with unreasonable demands
Dung beetles climbed to a dead end; Road Closed
Handkerchiefs wrap their heads around cows.
Thin cows want to eat alpine grass beyond their power; The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
The calf tied to the pile can't help it; cannot help doing
Buffalo tramped on the mud and dragged water.
Buffalo stepping on mud (dng puddle)
Buffalo hair is downright hairy.
Buffalo can't know the smell of its nose when eating water chestnut.
Buffalo cannot eat live crabs.
Buffaloes fight each other.
Buffalo endured humiliation all his life.
The buffalo crossed the river and appeared.
Buffalo is half shorter at the sight of camel.
Buffalo is too strong to catch fleas.
Buffalo went to herd and lost one.
Tell jokes about cows and horses laying eggs
It is unnecessary to kill a dead cow with a knife.
Monkey fights the devil and hits you with a horn in the air.
The angle of bamboo shoot shell is just right.
Tang Sanzang bumped into Niu Wangmo's tongue.
Natural bezoar infantile pimple
The iron plow can't move (the plow). Sometimes it means lack of strength. Sometimes it means there is nothing you can or can't do. )
Iron cow's ass can't be pushed.
Cast iron cows can't plow.
Rabbits are confused when they are cows.
There is something wrong with the rabbit driving the cow; a chaotic state
Psoriasis on the leg is very stubborn.
There is no regret for the vaccinia in hemp seed; It's too late to regret
Wen beef man time
The snail's house is on his back.
Snail uninvited guests come to dinner.
It is difficult to turn over when sleeping in a snail's shell.
Snails climb the grape trellis just to taste tall.
Snails race very slowly.
Snails walk very slowly.
Neither a cow nor a dog can pull a cart.
No cow can catch a horse. Farming is overqualified.
Selling bezoar on the Himalayas is high and expensive; noble
Blind cows eat hay when they touch it.
A blind man can't put down a cow.
Flowers can't be inserted into cow dung; mismatch
Small pot should stew big bull's head. What a good appetite.
Embroidery mothers love needlework, and shepherds love cattle and sheep.
Ducks don't know the taste when they eat snails; I have no idea what this smells like.
Bison broke into the fire. Is it alive or not?
Two cows tied to a pile will get into trouble sooner or later.
Two cows tied to a pile of things did not move.
You can't finish eating a piece of steak in one bite.
Win the cat and lose the cow.
Hard cowhide depends on how you blow it
It doesn't matter if you use a thorn cone; surface
And camels don't talk about cattle and sheep.
Looking for a rolling pin, I felt the horn, and it was awkward to come out of the dome.
Weaver and Cowherd are happily together; heaven-made match
Pig eight quit to brag.
The ox in the pigsty is a tall man.
Run when you catch lice. Cows are not worth the loss.
Take care of the two halves (petals) of the cow's hoof by visiting relatives.
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