Ask for a funny joke!

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? (Because a salt is hard to get in)

A meat steamed stuffed bun is walking on the road. When he is hungry, he eats himself.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why?

Because: it's really like Dabai.

Ducks and crabs run to the finish line together, so it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said, a pair of scissors, stone and cloth! Duck Anger: Shit, set me up? When it comes out, it's cloth. He always scissors!

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

Do you know what color Spider-Man is?

Red, wrong!

It is white.

Look at Spider-Man's English: Spider-Man (a white man)

Excuse me, what is the most common sentence in the world?

Think about it.

Can't figure it out?

Let me tell you something.

Is: I don't know!

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

There is an apple.

Walking on the road.

suddenly

He found himself moldy.

one day ...

Xiaoming is walking on the road. ...

And I tripped over a stone! ! ! ! ! !

haha

There was a man named Locomotive. The next day, he was rode away.

There was a man who looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking.

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai Xiao.

result ...

He was taken away!

One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, can I crush you? Small grapes say: good! As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death.

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street for a long time. He said, ah, my legs are so soft. ........

One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. There's a lot of blood. Turned into red beans. It keeps purring. Turned into soybeans. The wound is scarred. Finally turned into black beans.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes.

As a result, he skinned it.

As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

One day, zero and eight were walking on the road. They met head on. 08 said he was fat and tied his waist.

There was a monk who liked to drink, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he secretly hid under the bed. One day, he came and found that all the wine was gone, so he called three disciples. But he loves discipline and can't directly ask them who stole his wine, so he asked three disciples: the good wine is gone (long time no see), the first disciple said, "I didn't steal it" (Amitabha), and the second disciple said.

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